My Lucky Stars 2: Twinkle Twinkle Lucky Stars

ln 1945 the United States dropped

the first atomic bomb on Hiroshima.

ln 1964 America

became involved in the Vietnam War.

ln 1976 America launched

the first space shuttle.

And brought it back

to Earth successfully.

ln 1983 Britain went to war with

Argentina over the Falkland lslands,

unleashing the horror

of missile warfare.

However, none of these has anything

to do with the story that follows.

Executive Producer: Cho Yan-yuk

Produced by:
Sammo Hung Kam-po

Line Producers:
Chen Chi-wai,

Wong Pin-yiu

Assistant Producers: Cho Ken-nan,

Cheung Chi-leng

Director:
Sammo Hung Kam-po

Hey!

- Give me a hand.

- Morning, Brother.

l cook breakfast

every Wednesday morning.

But it'll be your job from tomorrow.

So you better find out

what they like. Know what l mean?

- What about drinks?

- They all like Pepsi Cola! Here.

- Good morning.

- Morning.

Who wants to challenge me?

- We all will.

- Yeah! Let's see how good you are.

- Yeah.

- Sure.

Watch it!

You're soaking me!

Watch what you say

in front of those guys, understand?

l see what you mean now.

- Did you hear the door?

- Yeah.

Open the door, then!

Hi, Barbara.

Nice to see you. Come in.

- Fellows, look who's here.

- Barbara, how are you?

Breakfast? Aren't you ready yet?

- Ready for what?

- Going to Pattaya!

When l phoned l told you,

we're leaving one day earlier.

- Phone call?

- Sure, Herbert took the call.

What? l didn't want you to go.

l'm leaving tomorrow,

so l want you to stay with me today.

lf you can get ready in five minutes,

maybe we can still make it.

Wait for me!

Barbara. See you soon?

Easy.

Hello, l'm your guide on this tour

and my name is Larry!

Nice to meet you.

Thank you for joining our tour.

Now we're going to

Pattaya beach resort.

We'll be arriving there

in about two hours.

Oh, no!

Two hours before we get there?!

So we'll have to put up

with his gibberish for two hours.

He's very boring!

We can play games with you!

Do you want to play hide-and-seek

on this bus?

Juveniles.

Don't forget your bags!

We get off here.

Here we are. This way!

- lt's gorgeous!

- Let's go swimming!

Yeah!

- Can you swim?

- Over there, come on.

- Swimming? Let's follow them!

- Let's go.

l'll put some cream on you.

- Fast Buck.

- Hi!

You can do it.

Come on!

- Do they think l'm your girlfriend?

- l guess so.

Let me confess how l feel about you.

Rawhide told me -

love's such a special emotion.

Love is the ultimate feeling.

Fast Buck...

l've never loved you.

And l never will.

This is how l feel about you.

Last time l wanted you...

to come with me

to save Muscles's life.

That was why

l said l admired you a lot.

l am sorry for...

giving you the wrong hint.

l shouldn't have said

those things to you.

l hope you can forgive me for this.

Don't take it too hard.

We can still be friends.

Fast Buck?

How do girls rate men

who dig a tunnel to chat them up?

We've made it! We're there,

Come on, hurry!

Are you sure

we're going the right way?

Of course! l can even feel

their body heat through the sand!

lf it wasn't for you, l would've

had them in my arms already. Quiet!

l'll keep quiet. Sorry!

l'll give all of you

a taste of how l feel.

Help!

lt's an earthquake.

- lt's an earthquake!

- Why did it collapse?

Sorry!

What are you doing?

You fat louse,

you always ruin everything!

Hi! Having a good time,

you big spenders?

We ain't big spenders.

l told the girls

you're high rollers!

Why?

Those girls want to know about you.

l told them you're rich businessmen.

- Yeah, you're right.

- Well, we better be loaded.

- What are you talking about?

- We must be rich to pay the bill!

Shut up, you stupid boy.

Sandy, put a sock in his mouth.

- Hi.

- Please sit down.

We scored.

What do you mean?

The Dow-Jones rose and there's

a new share issue, so we scored.

- Did you make any money?

- No, we've got no shares.

- Order food!

- Right, order some.

You get some, we've eaten already.

But the food here's no good.

You might have had enough,

but we haven't.

Order anything you like -

the seafood's really good here.

So that guy falls down.

lt's really funny.

- Miss, we...

- Tell us more jokes, come on.

Are you sure?

- l really like your jokes.

- Come on.

OK, l'll continue.

Roundhead,

l want a word with you first.

Let me grope her when she laughs.

Try this, a boy and his girlfriend

are in the park one evening,

the boy looks very sad.

The girl says ''why so sad?

Let me make you happy.''

He replies ''how?''

She whispers ''with one hand

l can make you extremely happy.''

He thinks a while and says ''no''.

So the girl says

''maybe with both hands l can

make you forget your troubles.''

So the boy thinks again

and says ''better not.''

So she says,

''l'm sure l can make you happy

''with both hands

and my tongue together.''

He can't say no to that

and she goes like...

- You're hurting me.

- So what!

- Your turn now.

- l can't tell jokes!

You don't get off that easily.

Come on,

it's your turn to tell jokes.

- l want you to tell us a joke, now!

- OK, l'll try.

There's a girl called Joan of Arc

disguises herself and goes to war.

That's it.

lt's not funny at all.

- Jokes are supposed to be funny.

- l don't know any!

Come on, tell us a joke,

or l'll break your legs.

He's crying, he can't tell jokes.

Let me tell you a joke.

Let's hear it, but remember,

it must be short and funny.

This dumb guy goes on his first date

and forgets his pants.

l knew you were going to do that.

- Right, pay up, we're going.

- Let's go to the disco.

No way! We know your game,

you've been groping us all night.

Dancing with you? Forget it.

She's right. Thanks

for the lobster, and the jokes.

- We better go.

- Yeah, while we're still friends.

Don't leave just yet!

- Who's gonna pay the bill?

- lt's not my fault they left!

- lt is your fault! l'll beat you up.

- lt's your fault.

- Stop!

- Come back here! You little...

Sir!

- Did you find the soothsayer?

- Yes, sir. We'll meet you at 6am.

Good!

- Your bill, sir.

- He'll pay.

- That guy over there.

- Thank you.

This is it.

You'll have to go in yourself.

Who's gonna be my interpreter?

He speaks your language

better than you.

- So be careful with what you say.

- Rubbish!

- Good luck.

- You wait here for me!

- That depends.

- Depends on what?

lt'll depend on what happens.

lf he puts a curse on you,

you'll be bleeding non-stop.

And my boat will be gone.

Sir, your magic's great

and l wish to learn.

- l...

- Cut it out. Cash first.

lt's foreign currency,

but it's just as good.

All money is good, only men are bad.

But there is good or bad magic.

- Which one would you like to learn?

- What's the difference?

Good magic helps folks.

Bad magic's the opposite.

- l'll learn bad magic, then.

- Good. A wise choice.

l'm fresh out of good magic.

Tell me,

why do you wanna learn magic?

l'd say you would use it

to pick up women.

Right, and their money, too!

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