My Lucky Stars 2: Twinkle Twinkle Lucky Stars Page #2

At least you're honest.

l can tell just by looking at you.

- But how do you know that?

- This is what they say -

he who is blind is cunning,

he who is deaf is evil.

l don't fit in either of them.

l haven't finished,

he who is skinny is pretentious,

he who has long chin is randy.

So l'd say you are

a two-timing lecher.

Since you're very keen,

l think you'll learn it very quickly.

OK.

Shirt off.

Compose your thoughts,

cover your waist,

keep your eyes to the front

and hold your breath.

What? Stop breathing?

Woman, get ready.

Get up, it's over.

- That was quick.

- lt's not like the old days now.

Now, think of any woman

that you desire,

then stick the pin in the doll,

say ''two hearts in one,''

and she'll give herself to you.

Are you sure? Will it work?

You can try it now. Woman!

Two hearts in one,

two hearts in one...

- Who were you thinking of?

- You, of course.

What? Are you gay?

No way - l wanna see if it works!

You mean you don't trust me?

Not at first, but l do now!

l did it!

- What are they talking about?

- Can you hear?

Are you sure it works?

Will it work on any woman?

l'm not betting on it.

You better not mess it up.

And l know how to

chat up women better than you.

l agree - it could be a disaster.

Bad magic, is it foolproof?

Shut up or l'll kill you!

Forget about him,

just tell us how this works.

l use the pin, say the words

and the woman's mine.

- They're gonna try magic on us.

- We'd better not go in there.

l don't think

they know anything about magic.

Let's teach them a lesson.

We'll try their magic.

- lt might work.

- Then you might score.

You might!

Here come the girls. Open the door!

Welcome to our humble lodgings.

Please come in.

What a welcome,

this must be some kind of a trap.

What have you in mind -

marijuana, cocaine or brandy?

Of course not!

- How do you know that?

- Keep your mouth shut.

How do you like this little dolly?

- lt's gorgeous!

- Can l have a look?

Let me see! She's beautiful.

- She looks like you!

- Really?

Yeah, she does.

ls there anything special about it?

lt is special -

look, there's another one here!

He's staring at you.

Come on,

we'll show you some good stuff.

- Come on.

- Look, it's over there.

l love you. Two hearts in one.

The one in red.

Honey... Darling...

One more time.

Macho man...

Are you crazy?

- Hold it. Have you ever been dumped?

- l haven't even been in love before.

Now, you're in trouble,

falling in love with me.

l love you.

Sandy, don't be so selfish!

Don't you dare insult him!

Stop! Don't hurt him,

or l'll dump you!

Please don't!

Why am l holding you?!

- Great.

- You were all over him.

- What was that?

- Why didn't you stop me?

Let me try.

Friends don't count

when there's broads.

- Selfish creep.

- You want them all?

- You bet.

- What about me?

He's got all of them!

Take it easy. One by one.

Come on in.

Lucky bastard.

- Did you hear that?

- lt works!

Well, anyone else know bad magic?

What about you?

- No, l don't know.

- No?

- lt's your friend's.

- lt's your friend's.

- lt's your friend's.

- lt's your friend's.

- lt's your friend's.

- lt's your friend's.

Let's take a look.

l'm sorry, l won't do it again -

l promise!

l won't do it again.

l swear l'll behave.

Are we still going for lunch?

Yes?

Superintendent!

Fast Buck!

Fast Buck?

l got a call

from Superintendent Cho.

An informer has some valuable

information for the department.

- Will you give me some backup?

- No way.

Fast Buck, look at me.

What, you wanna tell me

you see only me in your eyes?

l don't. lt's not that at all.

l wanna see how a brave man like you

became such a coward.

l'm not a coward.

l just don't want to be

deceived or used again.

Right. When l needed some help

you were the one l turned to.

l'm very disappointed.

But l know...

even if l get killed,

l'll die with no regrets.

l'll tell you something, it's

one thing to help your true love,

but to help someone in return

for her love is another thing.

Understand?

''Understand?''

Ready?

Let me.

He's over there! Hurry!

Where did you send the letter?

To Hong Kong.

Where in Hong Kong?

Let's take him to hospital first.

Too late, he's dead.

At least you managed to kill him,

though he was

picked up by that boat.

No need. My men will fix it.

l want you to kill a man

in Hong Kong.

His name's Lau,

here's some background.

And collect a registered letter

from this address.

We found the receipt for the letter

in the bastard's room.

lt may contain evidence

of our operation.

We're killers, we're not postmen.

All right, make sure you kill

whoever the letter was sent to.

That will make sure

the letter is useless.

Girls, who are you looking for?

Sorry, l don't understand.

You're not girls!

Hey, is this a kung fu lesson?

l'm a kung fu master,

maybe you'll recognise my style.

Let me teach you.

Fast Buck, are they broads?

l haven't found out.

Good job l know how to dance,

or l'd have fainted already.

Sorry, the dance is over.

- What's going on?

- We must get back to Hong Kong.

- Really?!

- Yes, and you better hurry!

- The others are having a massage.

- Just go get them!

When we're together,

don't you feel secure?

What's that?

OK, it's me that feels secure.

Cut out the nonsense

and start packing.

Be careful. Don't miss anything.

Yes, boss.

- Don't worry, boss.

- We can handle it, boss.

No fishing here - go away!

OK, we're just leaving!

Look out!

Freeze!

Police!

How many can you take

with six bullets?

Don't move!

Freeze! What about 18 bullets?

Do you have 18 men here?

See? Hit the jackpot

first time out together.

You bet. Smooth as silk.

No wonder they call you ''Lucky''.

You! Don't move!

Don't move!

Freeze!

Get over there! All on that side!

Get him!

Hold it! Don't move!

Come on, you'd have to be a klutz

to miss from this range.

At least we'll die together.

What do you say, officers?

Don't move!

What now?

Empty your guns

so they're no use to them.

- Do we have to use our fists?

- Do you know how to scrap?

- Yeah, but only two at a time.

- l'll beat that, l can handle three.

- What about the rest?

- Come on, prove you can take nine.

Get them!

Take him!

Freeze! Police! Don't move!

Don't shoot, it'll go up in flames.

Don't move, police!

- All right, book 'em!

- Yeah, come on.

You have the right to remain silent.

Anything you say

may be used in evidence.

Have you got anything to say?

Take them away.

Move it.

Flowers are cheap today,

cheaper than yesterday.

Who's there? Show your lD card.

Do you hear me?

May l ask...

No questions. Don't bother me.

You're paid, so buzz off!

l don't need

whatever you're selling!

Please open up, mister.

What a beautiful voice.

l wonder what she looks like?

l told you it would work,

it always does, right?

What is it? A message for me?

l know my rights.

You need a warrant.

Cool it, we have a warrant.

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