My Lucky Stars 2: Twinkle Twinkle Lucky Stars Page #3

Here, take a look.

lf you like, call HQ,

they'll explain.

We're from Special Branch,

Hong Kong police.

l'm lnspector Woo,

and my partner, Rick.

Sorry, must be sure. Can't tell cops

from robbers these days.

Do you live here alone?

No, l rent a room to an

opera colleague, Chi-chi Wang.

lt's her we're looking for.

l don't know if she's up.

- What's wrong?

- Nothing's wrong!

She's changing - if l didn't scream

she'd think l was peeping!

l think you peep at her everyday.

- You...

- What's up?

- Sorry.

- You creep!

- Are you Chi-chi Wang?

- Yes.

We want a word with her alone.

So take a walk,

or go and get a haircut.

Don't give me that crap!

We're like brother and sister.

We share our problems.

Miss Wang

may be involved in a murder.

- What?

- l will take a walk.

You can't leave now.

- What murder did you say?

- Melvin Ma was murdered in Pattaya.

- Melvin was murdered?

- That idiot!

l wouldn't speak ill of the dead.

l'm still a happy man,

doesn't matter if he's dead or alive.

- His death...

- Shut up!

Watch your manners.

Do you want me to co-operate?

lf you want to be co-operative,

then keep your mouth shut!

l can't! What about my bad breath?

My mouth needs some ventilation.

Miss Wang, we'd like to know

if Mr Ma wrote to you recently.

Yes, he usually sent

one or two letters a week.

But we were just friends.

Would you show us the letters?

They may hold a clue.

All right, l'll get them for you.

But if you want to

learn about writing love letters

a writing guide offers better value.

Ma was absolutely disgusting!

He described women as ashtrays,

''You're my ashtray,

l'm a cigarette perched on your rim.''

''Be patient,

l'll soon drop into your arms.''

Don't you think that's disgusting?

So you read her letters?

They're all here.

- ls this all of them?

- They're all l have.

l don't think it's arrived.

Miss Wang, apart from us,

there are some crooks also

interested in a letter from him.

Really?!

l told you that Ma was up to no good.

See? Now we're in trouble!

lt's too dangerous to stay here.

So we think you should move out.

Move out? Where to?

Where?

We'll put you in a safe place.

Please go and pack some clothes.

That goes for you, too.

No. lt's my home, l was born here.

l'm not moving out.

lf you don't, you will die here.

What? Who'd wanna kill me?

They don't play games.

They're killers.

They're animals, then.

l can outsmart them.

- Man is a superior creature...

- Shut up and get ready.

lt's for your own good.

Don't you worry, l can manage!

l've known how to take care of myself

ever since my childhood.

Johnny, haven't you packed?

The devil himself

couldn't scare me away!

You'll be safe to stay with me here,

l'll protect you.

l think we should leave.

No. l'll stay here,

to take your calls.

Barbara, can you two

go downstairs first?

All right, come on.

Look, don't try using force,

it won't work.

You could get hurt.

l'll show you how these crooks

work people over.

What, you mean guns or kung fu?

- Are you trying to castrate Cho?

- This is not castration.

He may become impotent,

or constipated, or maybe both.

Concentrate.

This doll's Superintendent Cho.

Checkmate.

Let's go over there.

How did it taste?

You can find out yourself.

Those moves don't count.

Are you kidding?

What game are you trying to play?

Listen, you need brains

to play chess.

lf every move has to count,

flip coins, then.

- l've had enough!

- What's wrong?

Get out of the way!

Stop staring.

And stop playing with toys.

Hide it!

- lt's a man.

- So what?

You little bugger.

- No!

- Come back here!

Please! Remember my foot,

it's still hurting.

- One more word...and l'll kill you!

- Come on.

- Who is it?

- OK, l'll get it.

Make it a woman!

Sorry, Miss. Are you all right?

- ls this...

- Yes! This is the right place.

You can even stay overnight -

no problem.

What's your name?

l'm Rome, short for Romeo.

- His real name is Rum...

- My real name...

You see? You see?

- A girl, look!

- You're all the same.

Barbara! We missed you!

Where have you been?

- Did l say something wrong?

- No, you're just stupid.

Can't you just shut up?

- Come on in.

- Please come in.

Trading in the old

for something new?

What?

l've never been his girlfriend.

Only you know if it's old or new.

lf you want to break up then do it,

don't leave it up in the air.

All right, l won't let

other people use me again.

From now on it's me for myself.

Everyone else comes second.

l didn't realise, you're actors.

You sound really weird!

l mean, normal people

don't speak that way.

Well, unless you're theatre actors.

You don't expect me

to stay with these weirdos?

Don't worry, l once had to

spend a lot of time with them myself.

And their behaviours can make you

feel like you're a real woman.

So what are you trying to say?

Can't you keep quiet,

or l'll lock you up!

l'd prefer that

to losing my virginity!

What do you mean, Curly?

Don't call me names.

My name is John.

Why are you worrying about

your virginity?

l figured that from what she said,

your behaviours would make me

feel like a real woman.

Shouldn't l be worried, then?

Really? So you're looking

for trouble here.

Fast Buck, where are your manners?

That'll teach him.

You're all educated -

teach him some manners.

Why don't we take a walk

in the garden?

- Sorry, no.

- That sweet talk won't work!

You should know

how she feels about all of you.

Shut up!

You might stop me talking,

but not thinking.

Hold this.

l'll shut him up.

They'll both have to

stay here for a while.

And...and you?

l'm still on the case.

l thank all of you

on behalf of the police force.

- We don't expect that!

- What are friends for?

Just something to grease the palm.

Shut up or l'll shut you up, too.

Since you're staying

l'll show you upstairs.

My room's the cleanest room

in the house.

lt's big enough for two.

You can stay in Kevin's room,

and he'll sleep in this living room.

What about me?

l can't be silent any more.

Don't worry, they'll find

a room for you somewhere.

l'm clean and healthy.

l'm particular about where l sleep.

l don't intend to catch the pox!

Weren't you gonna shut him up?

He's chattering like a monkey.

Did you concentrate

your thoughts on him?

- No.

- What were you thinking of?

- That girl.

- No wonder she can't speak.

All right, having listened to you,

l've reached a conclusion.

You gentlemen

are sheep in wolves' clothing.

Horny but chicken.

l think they won't hurt me.

- Miss Wang...

- lt's all right. Don't worry.

l'll be OK. Go back to your job,

l promise l'll stay.

She's right, you'd better go.

As a guardian of the law,

your citizens need you.

l'll go to my room.

- l'll carry your case.

- Thanks.

You first.

l've got to go.

Anyone gonna see me out to the car?

- Thanks a lot.

- A pleasure.

Come on!

Here they come.

Come on.

One, two, three.

- You hit me!

- So what? You fat louse!

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