My Lucky Stars 2: Twinkle Twinkle Lucky Stars Page #5

- Stop.

''Judo Room''

- Let's change our clothes.

- What clothes?

- Judo kits.

- So you know Judo?

- No.

- Forget it.

- Looks like fun.

- Count me out.

Come on!

Find a place and sit down.

ln Judo, you defeat your opponents

by using your brain, not your fists.

Keeping the balance is the key.

l'll do a couple

of demonstrations today.

l need a partner, any volunteers?

Step over here.

Me?

You seem to be pretty tough.

Yeah, you're absolutely right.

You must be tired, sit down.

Not me. On your feet.

Very nice!

She's fantastic.

Who else wants a try?

Me!

How about the big fellow?

Me? No, l can't.

Let me demonstrate

what's called the deflection move.

Go on, Fast Buck, get a grope.

No, l really can't.

Don't worry, l'll be gentle.

Come on.

Come on.

- Please, don't force me.

- Come on.

Sorry, l'm not used

to having a girl on top.

Sorry.

Would anyone else like to try?

- Please, show me how to do it!

- Please, show me!

Kevin, having fun?

l was playing with my fingers,

not much fun here.

- Why is that?

- The actors haven't arrived yet.

Who plays the lead?

l'm the star, but my co-star,

who plays Juliet's brother

and his men are not here yet.

Wait no more.

Forget them, we'll do it.

You're the director, shall we begin?

They ought to replace you.

You, play Romeo?

- Why not?

- Why, yes, you fool?

- l know it's a crazy idea...

- What?

Sorry, that's the wrong word.

Not crazy, marvellous!

l want to inject new ideas

into this Shakespeare play.

Her beauty

needn't be matched by Romeo's.

So it would give hope

to a not-so-attractive audience.

Right!

Why don't you let us help you

make this masterpiece?

That would be great! You play

Juliet's brother and his men.

Just try to make it flow, so Romeo

can improve his acting skills.

What? So we're really props, then.

That doesn't matter, does it?

Let's start.

OK, we'll start from

where Romeo meets Juliet's brother.

Romeo, they are coming.

Romeo, so you do have

the courage to face reality.

Show me your... Show me your...

- Face!

- Your face.

There's love and honesty in my face.

Even if l had no courage

that would also show in my face.

Strike him! He's too... He's too...

- Arrogant.

- He's too arrogant!

You can't even read,

how can you be on stage?

That's not in the script.

Of course, it's not in the script.

l said it

because you're all hopeless.

They're illiterate,

how can we do this?

Why can't illiterates be actors?

Do you know all the words?

Not all of them, but most of them.

Do you know the word

for night soil and water?

You don't know?

Fertiliser.

Stuff your face with it.

There's a shorter word for it.

This is a very easy word,

and you don't know it.

l tell you, it doesn't even exist.

Forget it.

Let's get on with Romeo and Juliet.

Look, it's a rehearsal,

and we offered to fill in.

lf we blow the lines,

just ignore them, right?

Good idea!

Let's continue, then.

- Where were we?

- Who's next?

He's too arrogant.

l beg you, brother,

please don't fight him.

lf he's hurt,

l'll suffer as much as he.

Juliet, fear not!

For your love l'd gladly die.

- Romeo.

- Juliet.

Juliet,

l am the leader of the Capulets.

l cannot bear to see you

fall in love with a demon.

Look at me,

this face is so twisted with worry.

Romeo is not a demon, he's not!

He is the devil's brother!

Right! Kill him! Kill the swine!

l can't take it any more.

Juliet.

Romeo, you should be holding her!

lf you don't wanna do that,

we can do it.

- Yeah!

- Are you gay?

Even gays don't

treat a girl like that.

Say it to him, not me!

- Sorry.

- You're sorry? Are you really?

What are you doing?

lt's these glasses. l'll go home

to get my contact lenses.

You're Romeo,

not Zatoichi the blind swordsman!

- Right?

- Right.

lf wasn't for art

l wouldn't be with you Philistines!

- Your coffee.

- Thanks.

- l've got a letter for Miss Wang.

- That's me.

- Miss Chi-chi Wang?

- That's right.

Sign here.

- Who's the letter for?

- Me, of course.

Didn't mean to be nosy.

- Why are you back?

- For my contact lenses.

No need to shout.

Who's the letter for?

- Shut up, or l'll kick you out.

- Really? Go on, kick me out!

lt's two blank sheets of paper.

You didn't kick me out,

l'm still here.

Piss off!

lt's blood, you bastard!

Maybe you can make me bleed,

but you can never

get me out of here with one kick.

When l was about to shoot,

someone came in.

Rick, are you all right?

- A suspicious postman just left.

- Really?

- Where is he?

- l couldn't find him.

Let's go upstairs first.

May l help you, sir?

Where is the toilet?

- To your right.

- Thank you.

Hello?

Anyone there?

You sure? He pointed a gun at you

in the toilet?

Yes, it was a real gun.

Did he do anything?

She could've been raped

and killed by him!

Let's take a look.

lt's the ladies toilet.

- That's why we have to take a look.

- l get it.

What's your hurry?

That's him.

Careful, he might have a gun.

So you are not blind!

(Speaking Japanese)

- What did he say?

- lt's Japanese.

Freeze!

Hurry, hurry...

We've got to save Roundhead, somehow.

- How?

- Distract the guy's attention.

That's right. Try it.

All right.

Hello there!

(Speaking Japanese)

l just tried. lt didn't work.

He's out of bullets!

Hold it!

Police! Down, everyone!

l know you're out of ammo -

so give up.

Muscles is wounded.

- What do we do?

- Help him.

- l can't, they have guns.

- Don't worry.

Go on, get him!

No, l'll be OK!

l'm OK. lt's only blood.

Painful?

lt doesn't hurt at all.

Because my whole damn body is numb.

Wonderful! Great! Super!

- Who's the smart-ass that pushed me?

- l didn't.

You help Muscles.

We'll get the other guy.

We'll get the other guy.

Come on!

He's still alive.

- Fast Buck, forget the manners!

- Beat him up!

Get him!

Fast Buck, thanks a lot.

You're welcome.

Are you all right?

- lt's OK.

- Are you all right?

Let me lock those guys up first.

Let me! l'll do it!

l can do it!

Move it!

- l don't believe it!

- l don't believe it!

- l don't believe it.

- l don't believe it.

- l don't believe it.

- l don't believe it.

- l don't believe this.

- l can't believe it.

- l don't believe it.

- l don't believe it!

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