Nagesh Thiraiyarangam Page #4

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Okay, we'll take leave

Come on

- Brother...?

- What...?

He isn't too good with money

Please give that 0.2 million

commission money to me, bro

'Blessed wife of mine!'

Is this pay off more important

than your husband?

Thank God!

'Chithamur'

Hey! The gate is locked

Let's call out to him

I can see the lights are on

but nobody is around!

Call his number

Phone is completely wet

Can't turn it on now

Give, let me try

Forget it, let's go to the theater

and meet him in the morning

Okay, come

1st find a place for us to sleep

So much space here

Let's sleep in this corner

I'll check inside

if there's place to sleep

It has been shut for a long time

Watch out for snakes and lizards

Let us sleep here

to one side

Wait, I'll go check

You're such a stubborn mule!

Listen to me

This theater was closed long ago

There may be some

creepy crawlies, sleep here

Scaredy cat!

I don't get scared that easily

- I'm only scared of you

- Why...?

I know the outcome if a bachelor

sleeps next to a married man!

So you sleep alone there

[excerpts from 'Exorcist']

[indistinct overlap of voices]

Hey, Naga

'I've sent you the location

by WhatsApp, check it'

You dumbass!

Very close to Chennai

Hey! I'm feeling very sleepy

Your eyes are like

Miss World Aishwarya Rai

Deepika Padukone's lips

All this combined

is my precious princess

I know you're lying

But...

...I feel like hearing it

over and over again

Repeat it once more

- Again...?

- He was here just now

Your eyes are like

Miss World Aishwarya Rai

Deepika Padukone's hips

Like Katrina Kaif-

You made me sleep with a ghost

And you're busy flirting

with your girlfriend?

What...?

It's very cold

I can't sleep alone

What's going on?

Sorry, Miss World

I'll call you in 5 minutes

I'll just put my arm over you

Otherwise my leg

My family deity Sunny Leone,

only you should save me

If my parents get me married

to some other boy...

...what will you do?

"Wherever you are, I wish you

from the bottom of my heart true"

"Beloved, lead a happy life

without any strife"

I'll sing and bless you

After I'm married...

...if I find out on my wedding night

my husband is a software psycho

If he stubs me with his cigarette

and I have burns and scars all over...

...if I come back to you

At that time if I'm not married...

...I'll consider you

So you have an idea to dump me

and get married to another female

You can ditch me and

marry some other chap

Why can't the same hold good for me?

'I happen to love you'

'Instead of seeing me as your wife...'

...you'll think of some other

female as your wife?

Typical male attitude!

You asked me a question

and you answered it, huh?

I got it, some girl is

your ticket for thoroughfare!

And I'm just a pastime for you!

Hey, you got me wrong

'Listen to me, will you?'

No, dear

Pooja, listen, don't get tense

Are you with some other female now?

Hey, you misunderstood me

I didn't mean it in that sense

Hang up now

Pick up, damn you!

She answered her own question

and then switched off the phone

Sunny Leone won't hit me, only hit on me!

Is it Sunny Leone or Sumathi?

Why would my lips sting

if I was kissing her?

[loud bang on door]

[banging continues]

[loud thumping]

Don't open

Let's escape by the other door

When I first saw the theater,

I was spooked

[banging continues]

Don't, listen to me

Don't open

Move aside

'Why did she come here?'

- Where is she?

- Who...?

You packed her off

before I landed?

What are you blabbering?

One girl to love and

another to gratify your urges!

Oh gawd!

Have you lost your senses?

You just let your imagination run

I've been with him

With him?

Yuck! How disgusting is that!

Hey, I'll slap you

Himu, wait

Nothing happened

the way you imagine

There's no other girl

in my life other than you

I swear on you

- Nothing happened, right?

- No, not at all

Because this loser hasn't

consummated his marriage as yet

...was dreaming of Sunny Leone

and making weird sounds!

How could you

suspect my love for you?

I'm her fan

I misunderstood you

I came here

on a spur of the moment

I'll leave now

How will you go alone at this hour?

Stay here tonight

You can go

tomorrow morning

What do you think?

Let her leave in the morning

You'll have a ball

even within a small phone

In this big theater

I know what you'll be up to!

Move away from her

You must listen to me

Come along

You thought I was asleep?

Even I pretended to

be asleep like you!

You'll tempt him even if he

keeps his hands to himself

I'll kill you if you fool around

Nobody should experience

what I didn't

'Soft cotton over there'

'Ball of fire here'

'Kala, you're nailing me in the coffin

not knowing my adrenalin is rushing!'

Last night I slept like a log

A mosquito bit me

while I was asleep

When I hit it, blood smeared

all over my face

Not on the mosquito

When I sat up and looked around...

...there was a huge spirit

right next to me

I stared daggers and

it ran away terrified

I'm brave even though I'm not

from Madurai, I've visited it

Why this holy crap?

- Leave now

- I kept strict watch last night

As if you can have a ball now

Leave us alone

Even if I trip on my foot

my moustache will be intact!

'Nagesh Theater'

'Naga's girl, my sister'

Please give the phone to him

- Where are you?

- At home

Hom-

How did you travel alone at night?

Why should I be scared?

Won't you get scared at all?

1 minute

Go fast and give

the phone to him

I'll give it to him

We had a small fight

After that I didn't talk to him

Did you see how possessive my girl is?

No one on the line

Are you day dreaming or what?

Your father was mad about Nagesh

That's why he named you and

his theater after the legendary comedian

Very unfortunate

he died so young

But your mother was so strong

and educated all of you so well

- When did you come?

- Last night

Why didn't you come here?

Where did you stay?

You weren't here,

so we slept in the theater

- What is it, uncle?

- You spent the night in the theater?

- Yes

- Nothing happened?

Er...no, why do you ask?

The theater is haunted

Haunted?

Everyone here is aware it's haunted

I tried to screen some films

but I failed in my attempt

I knew this news

would scare your mother

This must be a ploy by

someone here to reduce the rate

It isn't what you think, son

Just as it is true you are alive now

...same holds good

for the spirit in there

No one will come forward

to buy a haunted place

Let's go back

Somehow you escaped last night

But you can't always be this lucky

Feel free to stay here

If we fear what doesn't exist...

...we have to lose

whatever we own, uncle

I don't wish to lose anything

My sister's wedding hinges

on the sale of this theater

Only if I stay there I can

convince people it isn't haunted

I can find a buyer

who will offer a decent price

- Listen

- It's alright, uncle

Don't be scared

I can take care

Let's go

He's right you know

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