Nagesh Thiraiyarangam Page #5

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So be it, don't you

want the commission?

Not me, take him!

It's just my phone

I thought it was a banshee!

- Hello, ma

- Where are you staying?

In the theater

- Why?

- Why inconvenience them?

What about the electricity and tax issues?

Soundarapandi uncle has paid

to the last paisa, ma

- Come back soon

- 'Okay, ma'

[humming]

Who are you?

Don't you recognize me?

No, I don't

Now do you know?

Not one bit

Google Ganga

Ladies' broker, huh?

Hello, I'm a land broker

How will we know

if you're so ambiguous?

We are also brokers

Do we wake up everyone

and tell them?

Customer is waiting

Soundarapandi sir sent them

Come soon

Hurry up

- Can we trust her?

- No harm trying

Hello, sir

Electricity and water tax bills are clear

We have a clear

Encumbrance certificate

Let's inspect the back yard

8 grounds, sir

- Is there water in the well?

- No water problem, natural spring

No damage to the roof

The building is strong

Needs just a coat of whitewash

My sister's wedding

Why will we sell a good theater?

Good but seats need to be changed

Screen is in good condition

Lucky theater, sir

If this deal is clinched

I can get the commission

MGR inaugurated this theater, sir

I am all in favour of

closing this deal tomorrow

So we can sign

the agreement right away?

I have to ask my guru

- Who is your guru?

- Come with me

Swami?

Don't buy, this place isn't auspicious

Leave this place immediately

without even turning back

Let's go

Sir, if you like we can offer

a goat as redemption

The affluent people depend

solely on a soothsayer or seer

[maniacal laughter]

[indistinct chatter]

My head is splitting

That goddamn God-man

let me down real hard

Give me 2 pots of toddy

Drink this and cool down

This heat won't go

without getting laid

- You won't understand it

- Here you go

Drink our national relief-drink!

You'll cool down head to toe

Go away

I think he's mad

Give me 1 more

What's wrong?

Stop staring at him

Look at me

Hold this

1 minute

Hey! Wait

Who is he?

I've heard of strong tea

These 2 are drinking tea with a straw?

What can I serve you, sir?

What is hot and ready to serve?

- Only tea

- That's all?

- What else do you want?

- Only water

But you're stopping its flow

with your goddamn dam!

Who are they?

Why did we scare them away?

You're staying in Nagesh Theater

That's why they are terrified of you

- What can I get for you, sir?

- 1 glass tea

The men here are so weird

'Who is the murderer?

Youngster found dead in a bathroom'

'Heroine Keerthy Suresh

Wedding bells soon to be heard'

My heart exploded

when Nazriya got married

If Keerthy gets married I wonder

which part of me will burst now?

A law should be passed prohibiting

heroines from getting married

Hey! Stop

He's another pain in the wrong place

Don't run

Wait...don't run

Wait, I say

Who are you?

Intend telling me or not?

Who the hell are you?

Why are you laughing madly at me?

If you don't tell me

I'll strangle you now

Don't interfere, he has been

bugging me from this morning

He must have started this rumor

of our theater being haunted

He is connected to the events here

but he is refusing to open up

He won't respond to blows favorably

Last year our Govt closed 60 shops

on the East Coast Road

All that remained was only this shop

Only spot where

youngsters could booze

Money overflowed in

the cash box in this shop

The owner of this bar planned

to buy the surrounding land

This year only you should buy

all the property around this area, brother

Only you should be

the landlord of this village

It's my wish too, bro

Anna

Please take a seat, sir

Sit down

All you have to do is

sign this tomorrow

This place is yours

"Howdy, my dear 'sangi-mangi' lady"

"I copied the white beard of Kabali

Every Tamil film's top cat rowdy"

"Howdy, my lady I fancy

Every man's fantasy"

"I sported the white beard stylishly

Copying the style of big gun Kabali"

"Girls kindle desires in every young male"

"Blessed Anjala, you wicked female!"

"Close your window, belle

Don't lure me as well"

"Even the villagers are under your spell"

"Without our female clan

what can you do, blessed man?"

"You are half-woman"

"In search of liquor you go everywhere

ruining your family's welfare"

"No one is sincere

Up to no good here"

"Cutting, cutting, cutting, da"

"If you guzzle it down raw

you'll have a date with Lord Yama!"

"Howdy, my dear lady

With eyes that lure me"

"Welcome, my floozy

who makes me go crazy"

"I copied the white beard of Kabali

Every Tamil film's top notch rowdy"

"Earth will have no miseries

if there ain't any missies"

"No need of God either

to run to in rough weather"

"To sharpen the horns of men

women are needed, amen"

"She's Goddess on earth, get lost, man!"

"Even if you marry a spirit

you can be happy, dammit"

"A maiden if you marry

rest of your life, youll be a zombie"

"A sacred thread is a noose

around a girls neck hanging loose"

"Fully aware she sticks out her neck

She's a deity indeed, what the heck!"

"Don't take vows for my sake

No offerings to redeem my mistake"

"Just leave me in peace

Walk out of my life please"

"Chinaman, Chinaman dude

May I know, where are you off to?"

"Cul de sac siren, full of grace

I got lured by your serene face"

"I was fooled, I was such an ass

Get lost, you no-good lass"

"You have no spunk, you stinky fellow"

"My life will be zero

if I marry you, just go"

"To the Govt toddy shop exclusive

you're the sales representative"

"Our mistake totally

to have hit on you, girlie"

"You are just a junk piece

fit for the trash can please"

"I am a rare prize pricey

You can't hold a candle to me"

"Let's not go in for a brawl

Nor throw innuendoes at all"

"Let's close the shutter tight

and go away, good night"

"Howdy, my lady I fancy

Every mans fantasy"

"I sported this white beard stylishly

Copying the style of big gun Kabali"

"Women kindle desires in every young male"

"Blessed Anjala, you wicked female!"

"Close your window, belle

Don't bewitch me as well"

"Even the villagers are under your spell"

Without our female clan

what can you do, wretched man?"

"You are half-woman"

In search of liquor you go

digging your family's grave, you hobo"

"No one is sincere

Up to no good here"

"Cutting, cutting, cutting, cutting, da"

"If you guzzle it down raw

you'll have a date with Lord Yama!"

"Howdy, my dear 'sangi-mangi' lady"

I copied the white beard of Kabali

Every Tamil film's top cat rowdy"

'When he sent his goons to the theater

to take over, you know what transpired?'

This is really superb

I didn't know this is

such a big theater, bro?

No owner for this property

You gave that Govt officer just Rs 300000

and procured even a fake document

And usurped this place

You beat a fox hollow!

We can screen 'those' films

in our theater tomorrow

And our cash box will overflow

Such films are easily available

online and in smart phones

Who will bother nowadays

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