Naked Page #9

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Wait, Vicky, why would you do this?

Yeah, why would you do this, Vicky?

Wha... he broke my heart.

- What?

- Yes.

We had one date together, a magical night.

And, yes, did I smell a little bit?

But I have been to a doctor since then,

and it has cleared up significantly,

hardly detectable.

But you? You get him for the rest

of your life, Miss I Smell Like Flowers?

That is not fair.

- Ma'am.

- What?

Are you aware solicitation is a felony

in South Carolina?

Okay, don't arrest me. She's the hooker.

Yeah, but you're the one

that's going down.

I'm assuming you want

to press charges on this one, right, Rob?

(church bells ringing)

You know, I don't think so.

If it wasn't for Vicky,

I wouldn't be standing here right now.

So I'll just chalk it up to insanity.

Okay.

However, I would like you to leave.

Okay, I will see myself out.

I am not holding these anymore.

Carpal tunnel.

- Let's go.

- Don't touch me.

I'll take those, darling.

Father?

Now, can we skip to the end, please?

All right, then.

I now pronounce you husband and wife!

(cheering and applause)

We're married! We're married!

- We're married!

- We're married!

Even though I know

When you're coming back, baby

(chattering)

I'm gonna get it, though.

Hey, baby. How you doing, man?

- Come on and see me, now.

- I will, man.

Hey, baby.

You look pretty.

I like that you dressed for the occasion.

- Pow!

- (laughing)

Thank you for having us.

- You must be Mrs. Right.

- Yes.

You're a vision, beautiful.

That's for her.

- Nice.

- Rob, who are all these people?

Oh, its just a few friends I met

on the way to the wedding.

And how did you get Brian McKnight

to show up?

Forever means forever

You ain't gonna believe it.

I actually helped him write a song.

It's gonna be on the new album.

- Oh, my God.

- It's no big deal though, you know.

You know what? You're right.

I don't believe you.

Oh, you hater.

Oh, you mad 'cause Brian McKnight

made me his muse.

You know, Rob, there is

one thing you forgot to do today.

No, I'm pretty sure I did everything,

or else we wouldn't be here right now.

Unh-unh. You forgot to check the numbers.

- Ah, the numbers, right, right.

- Yeah, come on.

- Okay, here we go.

- All right, so did we win?

- Yes, we most certainly did.

- Yes!

I just didn't pick the right numbers...

but I picked the right girl.

Oh, baby. You know what?

There is always next month.

No, I don't have time next month.

You are now looking at the new full-time

English lit teacher over at Larkin Prep.

- Are you serious? Really?

- Yeah.

Baby, that's amazing!

- That's amazing.

- Yeah.

Ladies and gentlemen,

it's my great pleasure to introduce

Mr. and Mrs. Robert Anderson as

they enjoy their first dance together.

Baby, are you sure

you still want to do this?

It is a really important moment.

You know, it's the centerpiece

to the whole reception.

Well, you missed a few lessons.

And I'm really sorry about that.

But I plan on making it up to you.

(fast-tempo orchestral music playing)

(guests chattering)

(cheering and applauding)

Where the hell did you learn that?

I found some time.

Excuse me. This is a wedding.

Why don't y'all get out here and dance?

Come on,

that's what this dance floor is for. Yeah.

So incredible

The way things work themselves out

And all emotional

But you know what it's all about, babe

And undesirable for us to be apart

I never would've made it very far

'Cause you know you've got the keys

To my heart

'Cause one

You're like a dream come true

Two, just want to be with you

Three, girl, it's plain to see

That you're the only one for me

And four

Repeat steps one through three

Five, make you fall in love with me

If ever I believe my work is done

Then I'll start back at one

(cheering)

(Megan) What happened

when you broke into the solo, though?

(laughing)

So did you have fun?

Oh, it was all right.

All right?

We got married,

Brian McKnight sang your favorite song.

- That was incredible.

- What more do you want?

Uh, well, you know.

When we get to the room, I can show you.

You have no idea how long

I've been waiting to hear that.

(elevator bell dings)

Bye-bye, love, bye-bye...

Mm, come on.

You know, let's just take the stairs.

- You sure?

- Yeah.

Oh, you gonna try to cheat? Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh!

(music playing)

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