Nasha

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You always phone at

the wrong time.

Yes, I've reached Panchgani.

Don't you dare call me ma'am.

Okay, I'll call you.

Today is the first day of school.

I'll call you later.

Okay, bye. Bye.

Okay, guys. Shorts up.

Beautiful.

Look, guys-

Play the match again.

We'll make you five boys

do it five times.

Look, dialogues of heroes

don't suit naked ones.

Take 100 rupees and

end the matter.

We've only lost a match.

Why are you stripping us? Please.

Is your honour so cheap?

Debaucher.

You enjoy more than the girls.

Shut up. - Hurry up,

I've to pee too. Please.

Call the girls.

They're taking time.

Control it.

You can do it on his head later.

Oh buddy. - Boxers are down.

- If you act smart..

...we'll make you walk the

entire campus like this.

Meet me after the tournament.

...we'll make you walk the Mall

Road with that in your hand.

Shut up!

Look, girls have come.

Such a deed on the first

day of summer vacation!

What the hell were

you guys thinking?

Answer me.

Ma'am,

honestly elastics were loose.

We didn't realize when

they dropped.

Oh really.

Everyone's at the same time?

Best friends for ever, ma'am.

The whole lot of you'll

keep kneeling..

...till your parents show up.

I hope I've made myself

very clear.

Get lost! These days she's

always in bad temper.

We didn't rape.

Anyway everyone was staring.

Nobody was looking at you.

Shut up. Nerd is in, boss.

Tia was staring the most, right?

She wasn't looking at anyone.

Why? Just because she's

your girlfriend..

...doesn't mean she can't

check us out.

Why will she check you out?

- Why won't she check me out?

Look at me and look at you.

Look at you.

Lord Krishna himself covers Tia's

eyes with veil of modesty.

By the time our vulgar

program ended..

...those veils must've

been lifted.

Hey. What a sight!

- Where?

What are you saying?

Careful.

Who is she?

She's a new teacher.

She's very hot.

Anita,

I just wanted to say to you..

...it's very important to keep

these children busy.

Or else there will

be some problems.

For example the swimming pool

incident of this morning.

And today is just the first

day of summer vacation.

2 whole months are left.

I know, ma'am.

So what have you planned

for them?

I've planned, ma'am, like

a series of activities.

Like for juniors, crafts, games.

And for seniors,

I think of making them do a play.

Wow.

- Yes.

Wonderful. Great idea.

Where do you want

to do rehearsals?

Rehearsals?

Anywhere, I mean in my house..

I've a big bungalow.

Or in school? - Whatever.

But keep in mind..

- Yes?

Be very strict with these children

from the very start. - Yes.

Or else these 18 years old..

...there will be surely some

problem. They're very naughty.

Yes, ma'am.

- Okay? - Thank you. - All right.

Thank you.

Oh no. She's coming this way.

Come on.

- She's coming here.

Get back.

- Okay, guys, keep quiet.

Can you please help me?

Yes, ma'am.

What was it, brothers?

Whatever it was,

she shouldn't call me brother.

She has come for activities

during summer vacation.

We've to meet her tomorrow.

It will be fun.

How old do you think she's?

24-25. But she's superb.

For the first time the school

personnel did something good.

If you make such teachers teach,

I'll get top rank.

It's history repeating itself.

Sahil is doing what

you used to do.

And on top of that you're local

guardians of these kids.

You can't handle your own child..

...you're spoiling other

children too.

Ma'am, don't worry.

We won't spare them.

We'll skin each other of them.

They won't remove pajamas even

to go to the bathroom.

Do whatever it takes,

I just don't care.

But this is the final warning.

I hope I've made myself

very clear.

Where the hell did they

come up with this?

Wickedness is in their genes,

brother.

He must be someone else's child.

My imagination was till stealing

teacher's duster..

...or whistling in the class.

Whoever had this idea

must be as sly as a fox.

If it's our junior,

let's offer him a beer at night.

By the way, where is he?

The minute I heard my

first love story..

...I started looking for you..

...not knowing how blind I was.

Lovers don't find somewhere..

...than in each other all along.

Sahil.

Aren't you forgetting something?

Yeah, one minute.

Oh no.

Tia. Tia. - What are you doing?

Open the door.

Sahil. Sahil.

Sahil, open the door.

Sahil.

Tia, I've to go out.

Give me the car keys.

Open the door.

- What happened?

Sahil, mom.

Tia, hurry up.

What are you doing inside?

Why is it taking so long?

Tia, open the door please.

Tia, I'm getting late.

Tia.

Run. Through the window. Go.

Tia.

Hurry up. Go.

Tia, open the door.

Tia.

What were you doing?

Washing my hair, mom.

Washing her hair?

Give me my Sunny special.

Kenna,

don't give anything to Sunny.

Where is my second one?

Give me first.

- For me too.

It's good.

- What's up?

Where is Tia? - She's washing

her hair. Don't ask me.

Washing hair? - What does Kenna

puts in his Frankie.

One isn't enough.

The secret of this taste,

is the smell of his hand.

From his childhood he had

stopped bathing.

Wow!

- Yuck!

This won't change the fact.

If you don't want to eat,

give it to me. I'm famished.

You're fools.

Only marijuana can give this

effect. He takes it too.

Oh yes. Why don't we ask him?

Look.

She looks so beautiful.

I'm sweating seeing her jog.

Too good.

Dammit.

She's looking so hot, buddy.

Wow.

Look at her waist.

The real stuff is here, boys.

Why don't you smoke her?

It will be overdose..

...in just one drag.

Oh no.. your eyes are so lustful.

You're so kind.

Do you know what happened

in school today?

4 plumbers were called.

You know why?

Because paper was leaked.

Don't do it. Don't do it,

son. Your eyes will become weak.

Tipsy, again the same thing.

Big pieces of cardamom

are coming in mouth.

That's the fun.

I don't want to eat

cardamom pilaf.

More than mutton,

I can taste this.

But when mother used

to cook pilaf..

...it had only its flavour.

It was touch and go.

Touch and go.

You're talking of mother again.

You always compare with mother.

Because of performance pressure,

I lose confidence.

Why are you fighting like women?

We'll tell you if

it's fine or not.

It seems chilli is less.

For you even an entire field

of chilli will be less.

Pawan, give it to me.

So-so.

Hey! First eat what's in

your mouth. Jerk!

Unnecessarily..

- What do you think, Sunny?

Uncle, I'll tell you.

I think rice is more.

Yes. He's a genius.

- Rice is more.

That's what we've, son.

Shot!

You've to eat that for lunch.

Uncle,

today we're not coming for lunch.

School is making us do

summer activities.

We've a meeting with a hottie.

Oh yes. Hottie.

You've exams after 2 months.

Why do you need activities?

Study at home.

Uncle,

actually we get exam stress.

So school is making us

do extra curricular..

...activities to relieve stress.

Stress? And you?

You ate 12 eggs here and

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