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you talk of stress.

That hen will be in stress

begging you to stop eating eggs.

That reminds me of a joke on hen.

No. No.

Pass here.

Give it to me.

- Come on.

Pass it.

What are you doing?

Come on. Pass, pass.

Come on.

Come on.

- Come on, guys.

I'm strong.

Okay, can I speak?

Nobody will be late

for rehearsals.

This is a non smoking zone.

And my name is Anita.

And don't dare to call me ma'am.

Okay, ma'am.

Come on.

Ma'am, why are there rehearsals?

I've talked to your principal.

And we're doing a play.

A play?

A drama.

- Theatre. Drama. - Yes.

Ma'am,

but what will be the play about?

You think, you guys decide.

Ma'am,

how about one on Bollywood?

I'll become Ranjit

and rape everyone.

Let's do on culture.

Tenzeng will sing..

And Sunny will do Bhangra dance.

No, no, no.

Hold on. Nothing like that.

Actually it sounds a

little bit boring.

I think personally it should

be based on love.

What say?

Oh no. Not love.

I mean trust me, guys.

You'll love it.

It's going to be amazing.

Love doesn't mean the

love you think.

I mean something different,

you know.

We'll do a parody on love.

You know some musical.

- No.

6-7 songs. Full of energy

and fun. That type..

Okay, what if Heer Ranjha's,

Romeo Juliet's..

...love stories have been complete?

What would have happened?

What?

Come on, guys. Think.

They would have been in a jam!

- What?

I mean..

they would have been thronged.

They would have, ma'am. They..

Anyway, okay. .

So see you at rehearsals.

- Okay? - Okay.

Okay. Bye.

Bye.

- Bye, ma'am.

Lucky she didn't react

to what we said.

Or else we would have

been in a jam.

It's true.

Ladies and gentlemen.

'This is a "Jam" song.

It's totally wrong."

"Go to hell.

Just make sure it's long."

'This is a "Jam" song.

It's totally wrong."

"Sunny, we can see your thong."

'This is a "Jam" song.

It's totally wrong."

"When you're in trouble,

sing this song."

'This is a "Jam" song.

It's totally wrong."

"But the answer to every

question is this song."

Just think what if Lai la Majnu,

Heer Ranjha had been united?

"Only tears day and night."

"They would have been in a jam."

'This is a "Jam" song.

It's totally wrong."

"Not everyone can

sing this song."

'This is a "Jam" song.

It's timing too is wrong."

"You jerks,

come and sing this song."

"In a jam."

"In a jam."

Juliet.

'To hell with peace.

Get the post of a prime minister."

"it's their demand and command."

"Boys are happy flirting around."

"First shopping then

pub hopping."

"Romeo gets stripped.

Fools are better than that."

"That's right.

Tears day and night."

"They would have been in a jam."

'This is a "Jam" song.

It's totally wrong."

"Even Adam must've

sung this song."

'This is a "Jam" song.

It's totally wrong."

"Don't be tense. Just bounce."

Dumpling.

- No, jam.

Boys, can we just get

back to the issue?

"You get in trouble,

if you fall in love."

"First marriage, then kids."

"How cute!

- Life becomes a dull job."

"Only tears day and night."

"They would have been in a jam."

'This is a "Jam" song.

It's totally wrong."

"When you're in trouble,

sing this song."

'This is a "Jam" song.

It's totally wrong."

"Today, tomorrow.

- Louder."

"One day we all be in a jam."

"The jam song."

Guys, today it was fun. We never

dreamt we would do a play.

Forget the play.

Ma'am in small knickers..

everyday..

I was scared but..

...he turned out to be a singer.

Oh. - He's skilled in cooking,

knitting and cleaning.

Our Sahil has interest

in music and dramas.

He's a gem. Wow.

Look, she's coming.

So cute.

Hey, guys. Don't be late

for rehearsals. - Yeah.

Okay. Bye.

Bye.

Isn't her lips too full?

"I like them very much."

Guys, relax. Anyone can get

it from Silicon Valley.

You're just jealous, Tia.

No. I'm not. it's 100% fake.

Guys, how do you come to know

if it's real or fake?

Kiss.

After all, who will kiss?

Whoever shows the guts

will get 1000 rupees.

For such work, one doesn't

need guts but wickedness.

Who can avoid the elbow?

- Stop.

You're laughing a lot?

It's damn funny.

No, it's not funny. Let these

perverts do whatever they want.

You're not going to be a part of

it. - I didn't say anything..

She goes for jogging

every evening.

Wearing shorts..

Wonderful.

Guys. Guys, come on.

- Oh my God.

I want to go for jogging

everyday..

...but who will wake up

early during vacation?

Hello, stud.

Oh hi, ma'am. How are you?

How come you're here today?

Ma'am, actually I go for a run

everyday so that's why I'm here.

Alone? - Yes.

- You don't have a girlfriend?

Yes.. no.. as in just a

casual scene, you know.

Casual scene?

Yes.

I don't see casual scene

in your eyes.

You know, I see that intensity

in your eyes..

...of a possessive lover.

Lover?

Look, stud..

...your love story is going

to be full on intense.

Come, let's go. Come, come.

How did you know how my

love story will be?

You into face reading

or something?

Theaters, stud.

You recognize the characters.

Oh really?

You live here.

Yes. I live here.

Wow. What a house!

Yeah. All right. Bye.

Bye.

Sahil.

Yeah?

Do you've 10 minutes?

It will be fun to do rehearsal

underneath it.

With these lights even

your casual..

...scene will get serious, kiddo.

If you say so, ma'am.

Are you okay?

Yeah, ma'am. I'm okay.

If you're facing problem,

I'll do it.

No, I'll manage.

Don't..

By the way, you live alone

in this giant house?

Yes. My uncle did some charity.

- Okay.

What do your parents do?

Actually my mom is no more.

Oh, sorry.

- No, it's okay.

I stay with dad and uncle.

- Okay.

They make strawberry jams.

- Strawberry jams?

Yes. And lots of tales too.

Enough?

- Perfect.

This looks very good.

Come down.

I'll make lemon juice for you.

Thank you.

- Come.

Will you put 2 ice cubes

in my glass? - Sure.

Let's play some jazz.

What are you doing?

Putting ice cubes.

Ice cubes are not put like this.

You need to find two

perfect cubes.

Perfect cubes? All are the same.

They seem to be, but they're not.

See, I found one.

And now you need to find

it's soul-mate.

Soul-mate?

Yes. Soul-mate.

Here.

This one. The rest are of no use.

Try this.

Kids, it's an art to

find ice cubes too.

How is it?

Nice.

What are you doing?

I'm looking for perfect

ice cubes.

See, I'll show you.

This is good.

Yes, this is fine.

That's the soul-mate.

Soul-mate?

Have you gone mad?

Maybe.

At times watch religious

movies too..

...if you had studied with

such determination..

...you wouldn't have

failed in exam.

I've worked out something, guys.

I've not found the exact

story line yet.

But we'll get it.

It's a seduction scene, guys.

So pick a partner and get ready.

But ma'am,

it doesn't have my name.

Because you'll become a tree,

son of a.. sweetie.

Silly,

at least that tree will sway.

You'll become a sofa.

Sweetie, let's try this.

Ma'am, how can she seduce me?

- I really don't know, ma'am.

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