Nasty Baby Page #7

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You talked to me about

honesty and embarrassment

just a short while ago

in your place.

You opened up something to me and you...

You were blushing.

Are you blushing

now seeing that?

Dude, I'm blushing now with this f***ing

Oracle thing, like it's... Honestly...

Oh, you shouldn't say that.

Yeah, maybe

we should... We could go.

I'm sorry, it's just so weird,

I don't get it.

You don't have to get it.

That's the whole point.

- There is nothing to do with the intellect...

- Yeah, I don't get it. Yeah.

And... and being cute and having all your

friends have a f***ing slumber party.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

- Excuse me. Okay?

- Okay. Yeah, yeah.

- This is not Picasso Baby.

- Okay, this is not a gay... - Okay,

don't compare me with Picasso Baby, okay.

- What do you have all those people f***ing for, Freddy?

- That's a f***ing service.

Freddy. Let's just...

We'll leave you can solve whatever...

- No, dude. I'm not... I'm through.

- Okay.

Thank you.

- Thanks, Marcus.

- - Thanks.

- F***ing a**hole, dude.

- I don't know. Let's just go.

Hey, Chino.

- Hey, What are you doing here?

- Hi. Is... Is Mo here?

- Yeah, he's in the office.

- Okay.

Mo. Hi.

- Hey.

- Hi.

What's up?

I'm coming by...

'cause I just...

I found out that I am...

Oh, my gosh.

Thank you so much.

Does Freddy know?

No. I haven't told him. I, um, wanted to

come here and tell you first in person.

And just make sure that it's okay and

we're okay and have your permission to...

- My permission?

- To go forward and...

I just wanted

to tell you in person.

So, yeah, you sure

you okay? We're good?

Yeah. Yes.

- Okay.

- What's going on?

Um...

I'm pregnant.

We're pregnant.

What? That's amazing.

Yeah. Hi-five.

- Ow!

- Oh, sorry.

I'm a pregnant lady.

You have to be careful.

Let's go to the roof.

- You think that was legit?

- I don't know, man. I don't know.

I just... Yeah.

I don't know, Fred, it's...

What do you mean?

It's just, like... I don't know I don't

think you handled that the best way.

What do you mean, like?

That was the proper attitude.

The guy didn't even watch like

30 seconds of the video.

- But...

- And we worked so hard on that.

- Excuse me.

- Exactly, that's why we should have waited.

- Excuse me.

- Yeah.

- Are you Jewish?

- No.

- What?

- No, I'm not. No.

- Are you sure you're not Jewish really?

- Yes.

- Are you a lesbian?

- What?

- Freddy, what are you doing?

- No, dude.

- Why?

- Yeah, exactly.

I'm sorry.

What the hell was that?

- Hey, Wendy.

- - Nico. Hey.

- Hey, what's up, man.

- What's up.

Hey, you guys want to come to a barbecue?

I'm going now.

- Yeah. You want...

- No, no. I'm not... I don't want to.

- Okay. I'm gonna go.

- - Come on.

Polly, wait a second.

You're leaving?

- Yeah.

- Okay, sure.

All right, I'll see you later.

- Hey, what's up?

- - Hi.

How are you?

What happened?

It was just f***ing humiliating.

I'll tell you later.

What's going on?

Um, well, I have bad news, too.

Um, it didn't work.

No.

But listen, I'm...

I'm ovulating right now.

So I'm thinking we just

try it again tonight.

I'm so upset.

Yeah, why don't you

talk to Mo about it?

Yeah, I think it's

possible. You just...

Yeah, just talk to him.

All right. Well,

I'll see you tonight.

- Okay.

- Okay. Bye.

- What did he say?

- That I sound upset.

- He had a bad day at the gallery today.

- Yeah?

Which will make this even better

when we give him the good news.

Hey, guys.

Oh, hell no!

Hell no!

You know who this man is?

This man is a f***ing f*ggot.

You go outside...

He's your cousin but he sucks

dick and takes it in the ass.

Escape this f***ing mess.

Run away from this thing.

Okay, I'm gonna be cool.

I'm chilling out. I'm gonna be cool.

I just wanna tell you something.

The man is a terrorist.

- Shut the f*** up, man.

- - Shut the f*** up?

Yeah, I'm not having

a good day, like...

You're not having a good day?

- Stop taking in the ass.

- - You go outside, please.

You have a better day,

Osama Bin cock sucker!

No, no. You go outside.

- F***ing... F*** you, man. F*** off!

- F***ing f*ggot!

- No talk like that.

- - Oh, now you gonna throw me out?

I come in here everyday

and you throw me out!

Excuse me, sir. Watch out for the faggots.

They're all around here.

Faggots are running crazy.

Yo.

Yo.

You're pitching or catching?

Shut the f*** up, dude.

Back off!

Wait.

Dick sucker.

What? What?

Yo, man.

Yo, Bishop?

F***.

Easy, easy.

F***.

Okay.

Oh, f***. Oh, my God!

Help me out, dude.

You're good, man.

You're gonna be good.

Stay here.

Hello, and thank you for

calling 311 in New York City.

If this is an emergency,

please dial 911.

Cock sucker!

No, dude.

Get off! F***!

Oh, f***!

Oh, my God.

No, no, no, no.

Come with me.

No, no, no, no.

- No.

- F***!

- What happened?

- I f***ed up. I f***ed up.

- What?

- It was an accident.

Freddy, what happened?

I f***ed up.

It was not my fault.

Oh, my God!

Freddy, what happened?

I was walking and then

he started outside.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

And he was following me.

It's okay. It's okay.

Watch out!

Look at him.

He's bleeding. Polly.

- No leave him.

- - Mother f***er!

Did you call 911 or an ambulance?

We have to call somebody.

- I tried calling...

- No, wait. Don't call anybody.

What happened?

- F***! What are we gonna do?

- What happened? Tell him what happened.

What the f*** is this? Freddy,

explain how did he get in the house?

I don't know.

I was coming back all right. And then...

He cursed me and then he started

following me and then...

Shh. It's okay, it's okay.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

I was just defending myself.

I know, it's okay. It was an accident.

It's okay, it's okay.

...Shh, calm down.

- It's okay.

Listen, we're gonna call the cops

and tell them it was an accident.

Don't. You cannot

call the police.

We are calling the police.

What else are we gonna do?

He's yelling in there

and people are gonna hear us.

He's gonna get deported, you're pregnant.

We are not calling anyone.

- What?

- We gotta think.

What the f***?

You're pregnant?

I found out today.

- No.

- It's okay. It's okay.

- No!

- No, no, no. It's okay.

Listen, listen, listen.

We'll fix this, okay?

We have to call the police.

Can you just shut him up!

- What you doing?

- What you doing?

Freddy, what?

What are you doing?

Please don't.

I'm sorry, man.

I'm sorry.

Please don't call anybody.

Hold.

Get the f*** out!

Get the f*** out! Get out!

Oh, my God.

F***.

Oh, f***.

F***.

Oh, f***.

No.

Dude, what the f***?

Oh, my God.

- It's okay.

- Oh, my God.

It's okay, it's okay.

It was an accident. It's okay.

Freddy, it's okay just breathe.

- No, what are we gonna do.

- Sorry. I'm so sorry.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It was an accident, okay.

You were defending yourself.

It was an accident.

Oh, f***.

F***...

F***.

Guys, what are we going to do?

What the f***? What are we

gonna do, guys? F***!

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