Natural Born Pranksters Page #2

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- Come on, bro.

- Please.

He doesn't want to talk.

I just wanted his name.

Please, don't do it. Don't whoop me.

- Hey, hey, hey.

- We're shooting a movie. We got cameras all over.

Robert, Robert. Hey, you're

being pranked right now.

You've been set up,

bro. You've been set up.

- My friend, it's just a joke, my friend.

- It's just a joke.

- It's just a joke.

- Everyone's in on it, brother.

Your buddy set you up, bro.

We didn't scratch your car...

We couldn't even take

your f***in' gas cap off.

Why are you f***ing doing that

to me? You guys are a**holes.

- Nice job.

- Why? Why?

Why, people? Why? You made me

come all the way for this sh*t?

Hey guys. Today we're on

Miami Beach with Vitaly.

We brought our friend here.

Watch it. Hey.

Oh, my God.

Wow.

Oh, a**hole!

I'm gonna go get that taser.

The idea is we bring somebody

in, maybe a guy off the street,

and we're going to make him believe

we're shooting an independent film.

- We're gonna be playing a camera crew...

- What's my part in the bit,

I'm getting robbed and I don't know...

You're getting robbed for

real and you don't know.

Hey, you wanna learn how to act? All right.

When he pulls up, you're a sound guy. Okay?

Okay? Play the part.

- You're a camera guy.

- I'm a f***ing audio guy.

Stop it, bro. Come on. Be a human.

Hey, they're pulling in right

now, so be professional, please.

Who's the girl? Oh, God.

- Hi. How are you?

- Hi. Great.

- Great? Good.

- Yes.

So, because we have a short amount of time,

let me just run you

through what we're gonna do.

And let's have fun with it. So

we got a very small crew here.

We're gonna have just a mic and a

camera, and we're gonna run you through.

We actually have our own register here.

You're gonna come through the

door just like a robber would.

You're gonna look around, sneak

around, maybe see what's up.

And stay in this area, and

you're gonna rob the cashier.

- Okay.

- All right?

We're gonna have a guy here.

He's not gonna give you the money.

You gotta get the money.

- I gotta get the money.

- Yeah.

Yeah, let's rehearse.

Go ahead and step out.

All right, let's start over here.

Right here, get on your mark.

Dennis, you're gonna be behind her.

Okay, the cashier is

here. Now, listen to me.

- Let's get the money and get out. All right?

- Okay.

You ready? Camera's rolling?

Audio? Roll sound. Action.

- Give me the f***ing money right now.

- What the f***? Ma...

- Shut the f*** up and give me the f***ing money.

- Ma! What the f***? Ma!

- Shut the f*** up!

- Oh, sh*t!

- Shut up! And give me the f***ing money!

- Okay! F***, I got a daughter.

Stand up or else I'll f***ing shoot you!

- Okay! Okay! I'm unarmed!

- F***ing moron!

- Get the f*** up!

- Okay, okay!

- Okay! F***!

- Hurry the f*** up!

- Just don't shoot!

- You know what? Give me all that sh*t!

Shut the f*** up! I will blow your brains.

Don't kill me. I just want

to go home to my daughter.

F*** all that!

- Just don't kill me! Oh, sh*t!

- Give me the f***ing money!

Don't kill me please.

Don't f***ing kill me.

Shut the f*** up.

- Get on the ground!

- Get on the ground!

- Get down, get down. Drop the gun.

- Ahhh!

Drop the gun! Drop the gun now!

Now get on the ground!

- Get on the ground.

- I'm not armed.

- Is this a joke?

- Turn around!

Do I look like I'm joking?

- Put the bag down! Put the bag down!

- Put the bag down!

I'm with the film crew!

What film crew?

We got a silent alarm.

They sent me... I swear to God. I...

Put your hands over your head!

- Is this a joke?

- I'll cuff her.

- Oh, my God!

- Get your hands over your head!

- Put your hands on top of...

- Officer? Can I come out?

Yes, come on out.

They set me up.

Sure they did.

- Oh, my God!

- We'll get your purse.

- Stand up.

- You'll get your purse at the police station.

I swear to God!

- We'll clear this all up at the police station.

- Are you serious?

Wait, what...

- Is this? Wait a minute.

- Bend over the car.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my f***ing God!

They set me up!

Oh, my God!

You scared the sh*t out of me!

Excuse me, sir.

We're doing inspection today, seeing

if you're wearing any underwear.

Would you mind pulling

those pants down for me

and see what kind of

underwear you're wearing?

What's up? What did you say?

You called me an a**hole?

- No, I'm calling...

- Why would you call me an a**hole?

- I... I never do that.

- Come here.

He called me an a**hole.

No, sir. I put my phone...

- Why would you call him a name like that?

- I never do, sir.

- Yes, sir.

- Yes, sir.

Are you a police, or a real police?

No, ma'am. Why, do I look like it?

- Yeah, you do.

- You don't know.

- You have a gun.

- Well...

You are a cop.

- I am?

- Will you stop messing with... Is he a cop?

If he looks like a cop, I'd say he's a cop.

- All right, 'cause he's playing with me.

- Smells like a cop.

Ma'am have you been drinking?

- Yeah.

- Yeah? I thought so.

You got that look.

Hey, you got a little spider

on your shoulder there.

- It's going around the back, here.

- Oh, my God!

- Now it's on your hair.

- Seriously, get it off!

Oh, my God. No, it's huge.

Whoa!

Oh, you two, stop it.

Hey LA, punk!

- It's Tom Mabe. Louisville, Kentucky.

- What's up, brother?

- I didn't do it.

- Hey, you sexy motherfucka!

Hey, buddy.

Hey guys, how you doing?

Welcome to Hooters.

Can I get you something cold to

drink, a soft drink? We got a full bar.

Okay. We'll make that happen.

So we're in Burbank. It's

absolutely beautiful here.

We're about to pull a

prank with these guys.

Little babies. Look at the

cute little babies. Look at 'em.

This is called people who eavesdrop.

This is kind of a prank on people

who eavesdrop on conversations.

Basically, this prank is, we try

to make people sh*t their pants.

That's really the goal here.

Hello, it's Tom.

There we go.

I'm sorry... Dude, if

you're gonna scream...

I... I can't... I can't hear you talk...

Husband?

Dude, she didn't say

anything about being married.

Be mad at her, dude!

She did not say nothing

about being married.

Oh, he's listening. He's listening.

You want some of this? Dude...

Bring your buddies.

Dude, I did not have sex with

her! I don't even know her!

I'm across the street. I'm at the bus stop.

I'm wearing a flannel shirt. I think I'm

ready to get on the bus right now. Come on.

Yeah.

F***.

- Does he get on the bus?

- Yeah.

- Damn.

- Oh!

Hey, that's all right, Tom.

You got a good practice run

there. Looked great on camera.

So, let's go ahead and

just wait for another mark.

Oh, sh*t, he's back off! He's back off!

Yo, Tom. He came back out.

He's still there. Keep

going. Walk away, walk away.

- Send him in.

- Send 'em. Send 'em.

Hard. send him hard.

That's that motherf***er right there.

That's that motherf***er right there.

Oh, sh*t!

Hey man. Come on over here I

need to talk to you real quick.

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