Natural Born Pranksters Page #3

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Just step over to the wall. Let

me talk to you. No, step over here.

Step. Come here. Step over

here. No, step over here.

- Step... Look.

- Now! Now!

Look... Look, let me just talk to you.

Come over here. Come here. No, no. No,

no, I'm gonna talk to him. Come here.

Step... Just step right here.

Oh, sh*t.

- Oh, sh*t.

- Oh, look at that.

So, you sleepin' with my wife.

No, that was the other

guy. He's back up there.

Back up? What you mean "the other guy?"

What other guy?

He's in the blue shirt down

there. He was yelling on the phone.

And so you're not... You

talking sh*t. I'm here now, what?

- No. It's not me. It's not me.

- What do you mean, it's not you?

It's not me!

- Oh, he's scared.

- Give me your phone!

Look, it's not me. See? This is my

call log right there. It's not me.

It is you. You think I'm stupid?

- You think I'm stupid? You think I'm stupid?

- What you are trying man?

- I'm scared. I don't know...

- Stop stuttering!

You're scared? So you not f***ing my wife?

- I'm gay.

- You're gay?

No way, that's bullshit.

This... I'll show you

my boyfriend right now.

- That motherf***er ain't...

- That's me and my boyfriend right here.

- That's bullshit!

- He ain't gay.

- That's bullshit.

- That's me and my boyfriend right there.

So what y'all think I should do to him?

What you all think I

should do to this dude?

I was standing right next to the

guy when he was on the phone.

- He was screaming...

- So how do you know who this dude is?

I heard, I was standing right next to him

when he was yelling at

someone on the phone.

- I think you're lying! I think you're lying!

- I'm not lying.

- I'm not lying.

- So you're lying to me. You're f***ing my girl...

Oh, my God.

- No. I have a boyfriend. I'm gay.

- You're gay?

I have no interest in girls whatsoever.

You know what? Give me your phone.

Give me your phone or

I'm gonna f*** you up.

Yo, yo, yo. You're being pranked.

Oh!

I was about ready to sign

my own death certificate.

- You killed it, Tom.

- He's gay.

Come here, man.

I want to apologize to this guy right here.

- Such a good sport.

- I'm sorry, man.

One take, huh? One take.

- Nice job, Tommy. You the man, bro.

- Thank you. Thank you.

That was good. Oh, that was funny

We have a nine month pregnant... Yvonne.

Probably one of the

craziest women I've ever met.

Her husband doesn't know she's

about to give birth to a black baby.

Hey we're about to finish up

in about five, ten minutes.

Can I call you back?

I think, I... I'm having some contractions.

I think you might want to

just start coming home now.

- Really?

- Yeah.

Okay... I'll... I'm...

I'm leaving right now.

Okay, good. I'll see you soon.

- Okay.

- All right. Bye.

Oh, my God.

Hold the phone.

- Holy crap. It's on

- Game's up.

This guy's freaking out, right now.

Oh, this guy's about to

have his world rocked.

Dude, the poor guy!

I... Oh, man.

- He's coming in.

- Here he comes. He's coming.

Guys, he's pulling up right now.

He's pulling up. Oh, man.

Yvonne, you did a wonderful job.

- The baby looks very healthy.

- Oh.

Oh, sh*t.

- Hello.

- Hello. Hi.

- Is this Jukka?

- This is my husband, George.

Congratulations, George.

Congratulations. Yvonne had a very

healthy pregnancy, everything was great.

We're gonna prepare her for transport.

- Oh, my God! Look at his face!

- Go tight in on his face.

Oh, no!

Um... It...

Let's give him a minute to talk.

Guys, get out of there.

Let him have a minute.

Excuse me, sir. We're gonna

prepare for transport.

And we'll be we'll be right

back. One second, okay?

I was meaning to talk to you, but...

It's...

You gotta say something.

He's in shock. In shock.

Is this our baby?

I...

- Go, Will, go.

- Yeah.

Okay, guys, are you

ready to go for transport?

Do you want to help carry her out?

You don't want to hug your baby?

Eve, Eve.

- Oh.

- Oh.

I just got the... I just

got the text. Is she okay?

Oh, sh*t!

- Yeah. She's doing great.

- Oh, my God.

- She looks amazing.

- This, this, this is Will.

- George?

- Oh, sh*t!

Oh, my God.

I'm so glad I could

facilitate this for you guys.

I am blessed to be a part of this.

- Congratulations, guys.

- Oh, my God.

She's so beautiful. She's healthy.

Wait, what's going on?

Oh.

George, please. Congratulations, man.

We're gonna raise a family together.

- Oh, my God!

- Congratulations.

Congratulations. It's wonderful.

Thank you. Thank you, guys.

- Beautiful baby.

- You look amazing.

- Oh, you look so beautiful.

- Thank you.

- Congratulations.

- Kiss the baby.

Wow! Oh, my God.

Look at this poor guy, dude. This is...

This is like watching

someone get beat with a bat.

So we're gonna go ahead,

prepare for transport.

You wanna ride,

follow us in the ambulance?

Maybe you, you two can

catch a ride together, maybe.

Well, let him speak. He's

trying to say something.

Can we all go together?

Oh, my God, dude!

Oh, my God! Bro, he's taking a picture.

Ask the dad to take a picture.

Ask him to get in for the photo.

You wanna come in on this, sir?

Are you okay? Is there something wrong?

Can you get in with the photo or...

- What's going on?

- Hey, you guys look beautiful.

Yvonne... Yvonne did a wonderful job.

Come on, get in here. You're having a baby.

I mean this is... This is it.

Guys, can we leave him and

his wife alone, by himself?

Take the baby in the back

room and just leave them alone.

- Ah, let me see.

- Okay.

- Let me go ahead and do a couple tests real quick...

- Yeah, no problem.

Can I... Can I stay with the baby?

- Oh no, one second.

- No, you got one moment.

I'm sorry.

What's wrong?

Is this how George reacts

usually to situations?

How...

I've been delivering mail

here for four years now.

When I found out that you guys may

have a problem conceiving, I was...

Ecstatic to help.

How... Wait.

It's okay.

Wait, don't...

- Hold on.

- Uh-oh.

- Are you okay?

- Did you not tell him?

- No. I was going to.

- You didn't tell him?

You didn't tell him?

- But the baby came sooner...

- No.

When I came over and had tea

all those times and everything...

Every day I've come... You didn't tell him?

You thought... I thought you

said he was happy about it?

This is so good.

Wait, when? When did you have tea?

When did you have tea?

Often.

Let's reveal.

It's your baby now.

My part's done.

No, dude. You are not the father.

Poor George.

Oh, my God!

She's a beautiful baby.

Oh!

The first thing he can say!

Oh, my God, I'm so... He speaks!

Nice meeting you.

Yeah. You as well.

- Thanks. Sorry about today.

- Well played.

You're both jerks.

- We'll take that.

- Yeah. So... Natural Born Pranksters.

Can you take our picture for me?

I just want to take a snapshot.

Just a snapshot over here.

Hey man, what's up, guys?

I just want to say nice car.

- Thanks.

- Yeah. Hey can you do me a quick favor?

Tell me if this stinks.

You're like that guy on

Mario... The Mario game.

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