Natural Born Pranksters Page #4

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Remember that game, like on N64?

Like when you're playing, you see that

little turtle flying around with the camera?

That's you, dude.

It's like wherever I go, this guy's...

Ooh, I feel like I'm in third person.

I'm Kevin Brueck, and this

is the human organ prank.

Which way is Cedars Sinai? Ooh!

Ah!

You can't knock me off.

This thing's called an electric zapper.

It's meant to zap flies.

Ow! Argh!

Big motherf***er.

You think it's funny?

See, you never know what to expect.

So what are these guys called?

These are the air mortars.

- Is that one full? Can we test it?

- Yeah.

Argh!

F***!

Ah!

Nice.

So this barrel is gonna explode.

- It's gonna explode.

- Shh.

And then what's gonna come out of it?

Whatever you want.

It's like an IED, bro.

- What is that?

- That's a switch.

Really? You just click it and it does it?

- Oh, that's awesome. Fill it up, man.

- Can I fill it up?

Oh, that's awesome. This is gonna be great.

Oh, you can leave this on here?

Yeah, it's paper.

I went to stand on it, I

almost fell through that thing.

Oh, sh*t.

That one over there. I went to,

like, step on it, and I was like...

All right, all right, all right.

- Hold on.

- Hey, Tony.

My name is Tony, and this

is two of my best friends,

and today we're gonna drink and drive.

Yee-haw!

That's cool.

Today we're taking in people

that have Groupon tickets

and we're gonna show 'em

a nice horseback ride.

- Yes sir.

- That's right.

So, we'll call a hot zone

and we'll make, you know, an

actual area where nobody walks in.

- All right?

- Clear?

You see anything dangerous,

anything, okay, if you think it

might be dangerous, call it out.

All right? Don't hesitate.

Say it immediately, say

it loud, make sure it's...

Cool. Okay.

Hey, guys.

Vitaly, get off!

Vitaly, did you not hear

what we just told you.

When is our mark coming? Right now?

They're about to come right now.

Oh, so is that what this is? This is real?

- This is the movie right here?

- Yeah, they're here.

It's game time.

Are you, like, saying that or you see them?

- They're here. Right here.

- Shut up.

- Are you serious?

- Yeah, bro.

F***, I don't have an accent.

Just put yourself in a situation

that you're a f***ing ranch-handler...

- F*** 'em right in the p*ssy...

- This is here,

this is your place, these

people are customers.

You're not Vitaly.

How y'all doing? My name is Rudolph.

Very nice to meet you.

- Rudolph.

- F***. What happened?

I lost... I lost the...

I lost the character.

- How y'all doing?

- Howdy! Hey!

- Hi. Rudolph.

- Hi. Taylor.

- How y'all doing?

- Hi, Rudolph. It's nice to...

- Nathaniel.

- Hey, Nathaniel. Charlie.

- Charlie, nice to meet you.

- Charlie, nice to meet you guys.

- And you are?

- Taylor.

Taylor, just sign in right here.

Hey, Nancy.

How're you doing, Jordan?

- Hi, nice to meet you.

- How you doing?

What's up? I'm Jordan.

Good to meet you guys.

Hey y'all. How y'all doing?

What you need to do... This

is a liability form here.

Just sign the information here.

Initial, initial, initial. You

guys are both over 18, right?

- Yes.

- Yeah.

- Okay. Cool.

- I actually have to go to the bathroom.

Oh, you can use... Use the

port-a-potty right over here.

- All right.

- Right on.

The one on the right's a little cleaner.

- Okay, thank you.

- Yep.

- I love you!

- I love you, too.

- So, like... Those are kinda nasty.

- Yeah, it was.

Have you been here a while?

Oh, you did?

Oh, sh*t! Slow down!

Whoo!

Atta boy!

Whoo!

Slow your horses down!

That's my younger brother right there.

He's been drinking way too much.

Hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Holy sh*t!

- Oh, my God!

- I'm so sorry.

Oh, whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

What the hell, y'all?

There's somebody in there! God dang!

We better get somebody

on the... On the radio.

Call medical!

- Call medical!

- Nobody was in there.

- Is she in here?

- What the hell are you doing?

- Yo, man...

- The doggone truck hit the doggone port-o-john.

I'm so sorry, man.

- You broke the damn shitter!

- Hey, Taylor!

- Taylor?

- Oh, sh*t!

Your dumb ass is driving

like a maniac, man!

There's a door.

The door's on the bottom!

- Is she in there?

- The door's on the bottom.

Hey, can you hear me?

This shitter's broken.

Yo, right here, right here!

- Taylor!

- Wait...

F*** you, man! F*** you!

F*** all of you!

F*** all of you!

Whoa!

You about lost it, man.

Whoo!

- Good job!

- Nathaniel!

I thought she was gonna die...

Don't act like you never pissed in public.

Oh.

- Whoa.

- You can't do that.

What?

- You the police.

- Yeah.

Well, hell...

What?

Do what you gotta do.

Yeah, I can do whatever I want.

Oh.

Oh, God.

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh, you f***in' psycho!

A prank that a Delray Beach

man thought would go viral

ended up getting him arrested.

Your life, your choice.

Sixty seconds.

Yes, transaction's completed.

He is being held on a $3,000 bond.

Hi, how are you? Demetri.

Very nice to meet you.

Demetri. Please, welcome.

Please, on the couch.

So tell me a little bit about yourself.

- I work at a smoke shop right now.

- A smoke shop?

So you're smoking the good, good kush.

That's what they call it in America, huh?

Don't know nothing about it.

Do you have a good lifting skills?

Heavy objects?

Yeah. I used to work at UPS.

So, they always make you lift,

like, heavy packages and stuff.

Okay. What kind of packages?

Anything strange?

Nah. I mean like...

Food, sometimes meat...

One second. I'm sorry about that. So sorry.

- Would you like any water?

- No, no. I'm fine.

- Are you sure?

- Yeah, I'm good.

Awesome. Be right back.

What do you want from me?

Look, the police report right here.

His name is on it.

I don't care if the kid's

name is on it, okay?

I have an appointment here. Stop.

Make it clear. Huh?

I didn't do anything!

You stupid, huh? With police

coming and everything.

Anyways, back to you. Sorry.

All right, so you want to do the job or...

What exactly is the job?

You... The job is gonna be

cleaning bodies most likely.

- Like, human bodies?

- Bodies, yes.

You've done that before.

- No... Nah, I've never...

- You want to help?

$10,000, $15,000 a month cash.

Guaranteed. Come on, my friend.

$10,000, $15,000 cash.

- Like, cash?

- Deal. Cash.

Let's go. I trust you.

You're my brother. Help

me carry a body. Come on.

Come, follow me.

What up? Is anything wrong?

Oh, nah... Nah, I'm just...

You're breathing heavy.

Sit up.

No, no please. You'll

die like a f***ing man.

Not a coward.

What's up, man?

Whoo!

I was about to sh*t on myself, man.

Whoo!

So we're staging up

our ATM prank right now.

Look at all that money, baby.

- This is gonna be great.

- How... How does it come out?

- How does it come out, Vitaly?

- So, press the button right here,

turns the green light,

and then you hold it.

When you let go, it stops.

You hold it, it just goes.

Boop.

You want a thousand?

Yeah. Yeah.

No, I'm gonna go ahead and get some cash

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