Natural Born Pranksters Page #5

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right now and I'll be able to hook you up.

Yeah, dude, no. I'll get

you the cash, and we're good.

How much do I owe you? A hundred?

I wonder what he's talking about.

Hey, you know what? This ATM's not

working. I think it's out of order.

Yeah. It's fine, I'll...

I'll just go to the gas

station on the way back

and I'll just stop and pick it up for ya.

Go.

Whoa.

Hi, hi, hi!

How you doing, man?

Oh, that's a good one.

Yo, let me show you a trick,

bro. This is a super secret.

Go to notes.

Type in how much money you want.

Hit return. Watch this.

Go for it. Go.

Oh, my God.

Go, get it, bro.

You're welcome.

That thing's throwin'

thousands of dollars, man.

You can't grab all that.

Around there?

- Give me the money. Give me the money.

- No, that's not your money.

Give me the money. Give me the money.

- It's not yours.

- Give me the money!

- It's not yours!

- Give me the money!

It's not yours!

Go, go, go. Move your head, dude

Some green, maybe some rock?

All right, yeah, I'm gonna call my man.

Call my man and have him meet us up here.

- You serious?

- Yeah.

10-4.

5-0.

We got... Whoa, he's running! Stop!

Hey!

Yo, what's up?

Peter. Pete.

Yo, can you come audition

as your park ranger bit?

My name is Joey Johnson. I'm a park ranger,

and this is a day in my life.

All right, should I

show up in character?

- Absolutely.

- All right. Later.

Oh, Sh*t.

Joey to base. We got a problem here.

What's up, girls? Hey, I'm Mitch.

I'm the producer. How you

doing? I'm Mitch. How you doing?

Let's go around this way.

We got really cool guy, here.

We got here Big Boy here, today.

So, he's gonna watch this today.

What's up, guys? My name is Sasha.

I'm the director from Russia.

He's directing today.

Girl, what's up? What's up? They call me V.

V for Vanilla. What's up?

What's up? How you doing?

All right. Okay. All right.

- Let's get down, baby boy.

- Yeah, let's do this, bro.

Everybody. Follow me.

Follow, Sasha. Right this way. Follow me.

All right, guys. Is the camera ready?

We got a

14-by-16 HB3,

so I want to move it to 65.

Mitch... the shot should have

been set up 10 minutes ago.

Get them booties shaking.

I wanna... Oh, my God.

Anyway, we're gonna

run this a couple times.

If you're having a bad day, you

broke up with your boyfriend,

it's not my problem. So, please,

I want some high energy.

Are we ready to roll?

- Where we got V at?

- Yo, V, dawg.

- Yeah, I just wanna thank you...

- Not a problem.

- My pleasure, V.

- ...again for making this sh*t happen.

Oh, sh*t, that's automatic, cuz.

It's gonna be the next thing. Let's do it.

Let's drop the beat.

All right guys, get ready! Hey!

Playback.

Action.

Smile! Energy!

Flirt, flirt, you guys

are lesbians, come on.

Yeah! Let's do this!

That's that look! That's that

look, V! That's that look, V!

Smile! High energy.

Faster. Shake that ass. Faster.

Whoo.

All right, that's a cut.

Cut, cut, cut.

You guys are like 10.

But, we need you guys up to 100.

Be quiet, Mitch. I don't want

to do this again. Camera guys?

Sound, slate, camera.

Mitch, Vanilla.

- Drop the beat, dawg.

- Action!

Boom, boom. Spring break.

You love each other.

Keep going.

All right, guys. Connect

with each other. This is it.

Let's do this. Smiles.

Stop. I'm not feeling...

Keep going.

Get close! Get close! Get

close, girls, get close.

- Smile, smiles.

- Get close, get close.

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, hell no!

- She sh*t?

- Who...

That b*tch just sh*t in the pool.

That was so gross. I'm done.

Hey guys, guys, let's get

back in just real quick.

- Let's finish it.

- I'm not getting in.

It's my last shot of this video.

Just put your feet in. You

won't even see it on camera.

- No, No.

- No, no, no, no.

We won't see... Look, it's not...

- I'm not getting in there.

- We're gonna Photoshop it out.

Mitch, let me take over.

She took a sh*t in there.

You know that, right?

You're running away from a

job. You don't wanna work?

Hell yes.

- What about if we talk about a little extra cash?

- No.

For continuity, you

gotta get back in, honey.

- Yeah, continuity...

- We're good...

This is her sh*t, she

can get back in the water.

Yeah, she's gonna... She's

getting back in the water.

Put your feet back in.

Hey, how 'bout this? How 'bout this?

You guys just sit around the tub.

Let's just keep going.

When you see this thing, you will

not... You will not see any of this sh*t.

Guys, we're gonna lose

location if we don't do it.

Please, get back in there. Please.

One more take. Come on.

It's not that bad. One more.

All right. Let's just keep

going. Keep it going. Ready?

Kick that music on.

All right, cameras rolling.

- Action.

- Here we go.

It's going down, here we go!

Smile. Uh.

Uh. Smile, throw

your hands up

Smile. Uh. Background

Smile.

- Yo, let's get some of this.

- Whoa.

Smile.

Smile!

Smile. Sh*t.

What the f***?

This is so ratchet. I quit.

Oh, sh*t.

What's up, guys? Today we got

Jenna Marbles in the house.

- Hi

- What's up, Jenna?

Guess what? I'm f***ing too

drunk to make this be magic.

Here you go, Criss Angel. You're welcome.

Ready to put your mouth on some balls?

Yeah, it's gonna get weird.

It's gonna get really weird.

I guess that's how it works.

This is what I'm gonna do to your dick.

Oh, yes. That sounds hot.

One, two, three, shoot.

I'm going first.

But, if you want to go first?

We should save it for the vlog.

Yeah, I'll go first. I'll go first.

I want you guys to kill it, sell it,

bang it, smash it, blow all over her face.

Oh. Oh, my God, Yes.

Faster, faster.

I want... I need it, I need it.

Oh, you got it. It's full.

Whoo!

She pumped it up, baby.

Pump it. Pump it harder. Pump it harder.

Harder. Pump it, pump it, pump

it, pump it, pump it, pump it!

Ah, yeah.

Who's gonna play?

Wanna go? Wanna play some ball, man?

You know it looks like fun.

You know it looks like fun.

Have you ever been to a Chinese restaurant

and wondered what those dog noises were?

Every time my mind tells me that...

Hello, hello. How are you?

- Fine. How are you?

- I'm very good.

How are you guys doing? Can

I get you something to drink?

To get started? Maybe a couple

waters, ice waters to start?

Could I have some water with lemon, please?

- You brought an appetite, right?

- Huh?

Did you bring an appetite? We

got our new sampler coming out.

- Yes, I did bring an appetite.

- Yeah, it should be pretty exciting.

- Okay.

- So, a water and a...

- I'll have some water.

- Two waters?

Okay, great.

Excuse me, one second.

Oh, I don't know.

- Why, thank you.

- All right. Here we go.

Sorry about that. Our

ice maker just went out.

Everything's good. Okay.

So, sorry. I'm so sorry.

Y'all not killing dogs back there, are you?

Kill... Excuse me?

- The...

- No. We actually have a rescue center

that's attached to the back.

So there sometimes you

can hear right through it.

Oh, okay.

That doesn't sound like

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