Natural Born Pranksters Page #6

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you're rescuing dogs.

- It sounds like somebody killing the dogs.

- I don't like that.

That's not... That's not a good appetizer.

- You want water?

- Water, please.

Two waters?

Three waters. Everybody's thirsty. Okay.

All right. Be right back with the waters.

Look, y'all need to do something.

That's why I asked him are they killing

dogs back there? 'Cause, you know,

Thai people, Chinese food... People they...

Is he bringing a dog in here?

Is he bringing... He's

bringing a dog in here.

You guys seen Boom-Boom?

- Who?

- Excuse me.

Boom-Boom.

Hey, you seen Boom-Boom?

Boom-Boom.

Boom-Boom!

Boom-Boom? What are you doing?

- Hey.

- I told you to use the back door.

Back door?

Oh, damn!

- Are you serious?

- I like this one.

I'm so sorry. Are you

guys okay? Are you good?

Well, you know what?

Why is there dogs in here?

There's...

Sometimes they come through the front,

but we have a rescue center in the back.

- I know, you told me that, but...

- Yeah.

That's not what I ordered.

Guys, you're supposed to come around back.

- I'll come back with a different one.

- Can we take it around back?

Look, you need to take this in the back.

They still gotta get the dog out of here.

- Good. I like this.

- Take both, Boom.

No, not that.

- Half the price.

- Do the children's menu.

- Half the price.

- Children's menu.

Guys, come on. We have customers here.

This is our new sample platter.

And enjoy.

- You're breaking my balls...

- Wait a minute.

You can't give me that. I...

- What do you mean?

- It's got a...

- A dog collar...

- Oh, my God.

Boom-Boom!

Boom-Boom!

What is this?

Oh, my God.

Let's take this in the back.

I need my check.

I don't even know what the f*** I just ate.

I don't want that. Oh, my God.

You don't want it?

No, I'm not eating that.

Oh, my goodness.

Everybody else tried it? You guys like it?

No, we have...

Your dinner's ready.

You ready to fly, boy? You ready?

Tell me when.

Three, two, here we go.

Oh, my God.

Yo. Holy crap.

Holy crap.

Today we got a very special guest with us.

What's up, man?

What are you doing today?

I'm gonna sh*t all over a canvas.

Look at this. Is this

how you prepare to sh*t?

Yeah, this and then the two...

The two chili dogs from last

night that haven't come out yet.

- Dude, your...

- So we're gonna have two canvases out there.

If you guys have to barf, make

sure you barf on the canvas.

We gonna paint?

All right.

Hi. Hi.

My name is Joseph. I'm the lucky one

who gets to be presenting to

you some of this beautiful art,

and we are honored to

have some guests with us.

You haven't met them yet. This is Rome.

Hi. Nice to meet you.

This is Art.

And this is Dan, and Dan

where are you from?

- Turkey.

- Turkey.

And they are part of a group of artists

that I have decided to represent.

The main artist who, who could not

be here, is working on his next piece.

He finds inside of himself something,

that I think, most artists just throw away.

They discard, they don't

think about it as art.

I think he finds it to be

something that you can create,

and you can find within yourself also.

Did everybody get a ticket tonight?

Everybody got a blue ticket,

correct? Did everybody get one?

- Everybody's good, right?

- Somebody's gonna be a lucky winner tonight.

You are gonna get to win

this piece of art right here.

I hope I don't see it on eBay.

Oh, no.

Now let's remember that

the last two pieces of art,

one went for $18,000 to a man from France.

And the other piece went for $27,000

to a collector up in Northridge.

Okay?

This piece here is beyond

those pieces, beyond.

Okay, so...

Whoo. Let's see who's gonna be

the lucky winner tonight. Okay?

That's it. Let's hear it.

Um...

Let me get one from the bottom.

The lucky winner of tonight's painting

is number 519

Right here.

Are you serious?

You're so lucky. You are so lucky.

So amazing.

This piece of art, it's different,

it's new, it's original.

You ready?

Okay.

Oh, wow.

- Thank you.

- Don't be afraid of different.

This is real art.

- What's that smell?

- I want to show you how this art is created.

We have a video of our artist,

working on this particular piece.

Okay, everybody. Watch.

My art comes from a

place deep inside me.

A blank canvas so full of potential,

there to receive my paint

and my brush strokes.

Through my art,

I express myself.

My art is all of me.

All of my soul explodes

onto that canvas.

In that sense,

I am my art.

We just love what we do.

Please take the painting.

- Take the painting.

- No, no, no.

- Please take it.

- Listen to me.

Don't let Fluffy fool you up in here.

Maybe this video will change your mind.

Maybe this video will change your mind.

This is how we actually made the painting.

This is the actual painting

we're giving you. Poo-tella.

That's right, poo-tella.

All right.

Ta-da.

It's a piece of sh*t.

See, right there. We can

make anyone believe anything.

It's Nutella and peanut butter.

It's peanut butter and hazelnuts.

Why was I smelling sh*t?

It's from that. Yeah, the fan.

That cup's full of, like, liquid smell.

Oh my, God, you guys.

High five, man!

Say cheese!

Oh Lord, have mercy, Sister Mary Joseph.

How are you?

Listen, we're doing a photo shoot

for the movie, and they want you to...

Vitaly, can you speak slowly,

please? I don't understand you.

What do you mean you don't understand me?

She's the mother of

the baby. It's our baby.

Whose baby is it?

It's our baby.

Mom, this is April Fool's but...

But two weeks earlier.

All right, listen, can you come here today

for some photo shoot,

to the office, please,

- and bring, like, maybe two, three outfits?

- Okay.

Oh. I don't know what to say, then.

Okay, see you here at 3:30, I'll

text you the address right now.

Okay, bye.

- You want more goo?

- Yeah.

Dude, we just mixed the biggest

pile of sh*t you've ever seen.

- In the can?

- Out here. Dude, you gotta go see this sh*t.

It's black goo mixed with Styrofoam.

Ah, buddy, I hope it's not flammable.

All right, so, what time is

Vitaly's mom getting here?

Yo, she should be here any

minute. Why, are we closing this?

- Yeah, let's...

- Let's hang out. She should be here, five minutes.

Yo, you better get her a kick-ass

mother's day gift this year.

- When is mother's day?

- I don't know.

It's in May, but you're gonna have to

really go heavy on the gift this year.

Nah, she doesn't even care, dude.

This is it, bro. Magic. Please go off.

What's up, beautiful?

Finally. Looking good.

I love your hair.

It's the fifth time we've tried this.

No!

Oh, no!

No! Vitaly! Stop!

Oh, no!

I'm sorry.

No! This is my favorite jeans!

- I'm sorry.

- You're a f***ing a**hole!

I'm sorry. I love you.

I don't love you anymore.

Trade him in for a new Russian.

Argh! I feel disgusting!

Hey...

Karma's a b*tch!

I don't know. I don't

know. How do you know?

Hey!

You guys can both get in the back.

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