Natural Born Pranksters Page #8

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Call the police now. Excuse me.

He tried to accuse him of stealing the

car, you know, after asking for help.

Hey! No!

Hey! Hey!

Thanks, dude!

Okay, no. It's a movie. It's a movie.

Yo! Chill. Chill. No, no, no, no.

Relax. No. No, it's a... It's a movie.

Yo, she's gonna put the dog on me!

Yo, guys it's a show.

She was about to let her pitbull on me.

Whoo!

Here. You want to start the car?

- I can go now?

- Yeah.

Hmm?

Oh!

Tim,

9-1-1.

So broad strokes of this prank...

You're getting picked up and

getting taken to our location.

You're in the backseat. You

tell him he has to take a detour.

So, we're gonna give him

a bogus address at first...

- Yeah.

- Right? We'll start headed that way.

Change of plans, I need

you to come to this address.

And these guys know, or no?

- These guys are...

- Do they have any idea?

- They think they're PAs for something else.

- All right.

Can you put the windows down?

Oh, yeah. Right here,

right here, right here.

Yo!

Usually we don't even come

inside. He just walks in.

Roger that.

Listen, dude. Be quick. Quick.

What's up?

Shut the car off. Give me your keys.

Damn.

- You're late.

- What's up, guys? What do you mean, late?

- It's not my first time here.

- You're late!

I don't think I met you

before. What's your name?

- Assassin.

- Nice to meet you.

He comes here all the time.

Great, how are you?

- What's up?

- What's up?

So, I'm going to Vegas this weekend, and...

- Hmm.

- I'm gonna go for my buddy's birthday, 21st birthday.

Vegas.

So, I stopped by for some goodies, if

you know what I mean. Some party favors.

I need 15 grams this time.

- 15 grams.

- 15 grams.

Half now, half later. I'll pay

you after I come back in Vegas.

- What?

- Only half with the cash.

You gotta be kidding, homes.

I can pay... Dude, you know my

address, you know where I live,

- you have my phone number.

- All right.

- All right.

- We'll take care of you. Come on.

Let's ask him.

- Who's your driver?

- Uh...

He's... Yeah, don't worry

about him. He's cool. He's new.

He's good.

Where the f*** is he going?

So, when are you guys going to Vegas again?

We're going this Friday.

So yeah.

That's it?

I told you. You're really

gonna take my money like that?

- Dude, we said half, yo!

- Yo, bro.

- Come on, man!

- You're my bro and sh*t...

F*** you, motherf***er!

Yo, chill out!

- Shut the f*** up, man!

- Yo.

You told me you're gonna

pay me half, motherf***er.

- Bro, get in the car, dude.

- Stay right there.

- You're a f***ing a**hole!

- Stay right there!

- Yo, Roman!

- Let's go.

He has my money. I'm not going, bro.

- I don't care. Let's go.

- It's $250 bucks!

Give me my money, bro.

- Give me the f***ing money right now!

- Shut the f*** up!

- I'm gonna f***ing call the cops!

- Shut the f*** up!

What the f***! No. What the f***!

- Shut up!

- Shut up!

F*** you!

- Hey!

- That's what you get!

Talking too much, motherf***er.

What's this sh*t, man? What is this sh*t?

Who the f*** are you guys? Huh?

I didn't see nothing, dude.

Who's this guy? The driver?

Take the sh*t out of

your pockets right now!

Tell them we didn't see nothing, man.

I'm pulling all your f***ing

clothes off in case you're a cop!

- I'm not a cop!

- Shut up!

Why'd they bring you in here?

Why'd they bring you in here?

I don't... I'm just a driver, man.

- What do you mean you're a driver?

- I just drive with these guys.

That's all. They hired me to drive.

That's all I know. I

don't know nothing about...

This is the last day

you're ever gonna drive.

You know. You know!

- No, I know nothing.

- Shut the f*** up!

I didn't see nothing.

You fools think you guys are strong, huh?

I'm not strong or nothing.

Let me see your muscles.

I know nothing, man. I know nothing.

Are those man b*obs?

Touch his f***ing man b*obs!

- F***ing touch his b*obs?

- Nah, man, just...

Sit down. Both of you guys sit down.

Hurry the f*** up.

F***, dude, what did you get us into?

Indian-style!

Indian? Okay.

Why did you drive us here, dude?

I didn't... They told...

You told me to come.

You don't know how to sit

Indian style, motherf***er?

- Please.

- Put your f***ing knees on the ground!

- You're still not f***ing sitting like I asked you.

- How you want me to sit?

Like a f***ing Indian!

How do you... Is this it? I don't know.

Oh, God damn!

I thought my life was over!

God damn!

Oh, damn!

Oh! Damn!

What the f*** you guys got me into?

I blamed it on him.

About to die for sh*t I didn't even do!

Good job, man.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and

girls, everybody, get ready

and spread your wings for

the incredible human

stunt boy cannonball man.

So, today I'll be going up into

this cannon to set a new world record

for the longest shot a human's ever

been shot before, believe it or not.

It's my big day.

Did you show 'em the bounce house?

It's full of boxes, you know,

so when I land, extra soft.

Looks like a pretty straight shot.

It should be a piece of cake,

basic math is what it is.

This has got to work.

Please let it work, baby.

Wow.

Right this way,

guys. Right this way.

Everybody over here. You

can file in right this way

towards the man in the

purple shirt, please.

Right along here. Right along here.

Oh my God. I thought it was

gonna be a hundred people.

It's only 20 people. I thought

that sh*t was gonna be filled.

It'll look like a hundred on camera.

- We should go out, bro.

- No, not yet. Not yet.

- No, we're waiting for the cue.

- All right, I'm kinda scared.

We're waiting for the cue.

I'm nervous for you, bro.

All right guys, let's hear it!

Are you guys ready to

witness something incredible?

You're gonna witness this guy fly

across the air. Are you ready for this?

Here we go! Pump it up! Pump it up!

The amazing human cannonball!

Let's give it up for him!

This is incredible. So dangerous.

Very dangerous.

Cheer him on!

A big round of applause

for our human cannonball!

I got a really special

thing for one lucky person.

Who wants to be the person

that sets off the cannon?

Who wants to fire the cannon, huh?

Who wants to fire the cannon?

All right, this beautiful

lady. Come on down.

Is everybody ready?

All right. All right, all right.

Countdown from 10. Are you ready?

Yes!

10! Nine!

Eight! Seven!

Six! Five!

Four! Three!

Two! One!

Oh, my God.

F***! No, no, no.

Get 'em out of here!

Out of here! Out of here!

Move! Move! Move!

Move, move. Get the f***...

Vitaly, get out of here.

Oh, my God.

Get over here. Everyone, just stay

here, please, for one sec? So sorry.

Just stay here. Everyone stay here.

Everyone stay here. Just stay here.

Please stay here.

- Okay, everyone just stay here, please.

- What did you push?

Roman?

Oh, my God.

- Roman.

- Dude!

- Oh, sh*t.

- Okay, okay, don't...

Don't touch it. Okay.

Roman.

Oh, my God!

He wants to go. He wants

to go. He wants to go.

- No!

- He wants to go!

Guys, come on. Cheer

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