Navy Boys

Sweetheart... Hold on!

Wait... Wait... Wait!

I'm in a hurry.

What do you want?

Can you drop me off at the

Welfare Store?

All right.

Get into the jeep.

Hey.

What is it? Oops!

Nice trying.

We don't have time.

You're gonna need

a motorcycle taxi.

- What's wrong with it?

- Okay... I gotta go.

Bye, honey.

Ja! Go now and come back

to caress later.

Ja!

I wonder what oil it is.

You passed it already.

Have a nice day, ma'am.

- Thanks

- My pleasure.

Honey, you're still here?

Haven't finished yet?

Oh, you stud muffin!

Hey... Pra Craf... You still not

done yet?

If madam keeps squeezing,

I'll be done soon!

Hurry up, will you?

Sweetheart, you're back?

I've got to leave now.

Don't be shy.

We're married.

What a fishy smell!

Are we having fried fish today?

Pra Craf... Let's go!

Hurry up!

Can you drive faster?

We're getting late, you know?

This is already as fast

as it gets, sir.

By the way,

I have something to tell you.

What is it?

The brake is broken.

Excellent!

You deserve a higher salary

and a promotion.

What?

Is the brake broken?

Now you're on your own.

I got to get the hell out.

Colonel, we navy don't

abandon one another.

Oh yeah?

If I do that,

how can I survive?

Goddammit.

What are you doing?

Hey, move.

Why I have to be so damn

unlucky?

I don't get it...

Can it be worse than this?

My life is full of sh*t.

- Tired?

- No, sir!

- Willing to fight?

- Yes... Fight!

- Whoever blocks our way

- We'll not quit.

- Willing to fight?

- Yes... Fight!

- Hungry?

- No, sir!

- Scared?

- No, sir!

- Scared?

- No, sir!

Yike!

That's your false teeth, Madam.

I can do anything for our love.

Move! Get out of the way!

Piak, can you see

if my ass is still okay?

It's still intact so

I'm not broke ass.

We still have two minutes

to go, sir.

Can't you stop it?

How could I? The brake is broken.

Watch out!

Look! There 's a kid!

- Are you out of your mind?

- My baby!

Help!

The car just hit my baby.

Mommy... I'm right here.

Usually, he is a very

punctual man.

I'm sorry if I startle you, sir.

It's all right, colonel.

You're on the nose as usual, huh?

Yes, sir.

What the hell!

Lieutenant is not in...

Sergeant is out.

I'm alone... Everything

is under control, sir!

I'm sorry. The table is all broken.

Let's talk upstairs

This is information about

Meng and Mr. Yuri, the Japanese.

Weapons, illegal oil and

drug smuggling.

They are behind all of them.

Your job is to find the solid

evidence to take them to jail.

Why don't you let the police

do their job?

The Navy commands us

to do this mission secretly.

And who will be joining my team?

With me looking like this,

if anyone spot me, you can kick my ass.

Whatever I bet it always

comes out the opposite.

Easy, man. Perhaps a cigarette

may calm you down.

Don't take it too seriously.

I gotta to the mensroom.

Good luck to me!

Good luck to me!

How come my mustache

grows so fast?

Which bastard pasted

my picture over here?

The precious antique

of my father-in-law.

It costs a fortune, you know?

Wow! He was so nice

that he gave it to you.

Hell no!

He never gave me sh*t.

I stole it from him.

- No more bet!

- 500 grand.

I'm sorry...

I'm so sorry, sir.

That's fine.

Excuse me, do you have a lighter?

Jackpot!

Are you betting?

I pass.

I'm waiting for the next game.

Okay!

Let's put on the new bet.

Take it easy on us, will you?

Wow!

I beat you all.

Pay me up.

Today isn't really your day, is it?

Good hand means good money.

Oh sh*t! Anyone got busted?

Black jack again?

Here's your money.

Do you have a light?

All right. Here.

Where the hell are

all the chips gone?

Security! Come here!

What?

Get him!

He took all the chips.

You lost your bet

and you blame it on me?

Move!

Hey.

Look at me.

It's you again, Moo Warn.

The old debt is still on and you're

causing a new trouble?

I don't know.

I'm sure it's a misunderstanding.

What the hell is this?

Yeah,

I wonder what it was, too.

Stop acting as an innocent.

How much does he owe me?

The old debt is 300 grand, sir.

Cut off one of his arms!

No!

If you cut my hand...

How am I gonna clean my ass?

What do you want to say,

Moo Warn?

I have something for you.

Let go of him!

I'd like to offer my lighter.

It's worth a million.

Baloney! You're trying to trick

me with a bogus lighter?

No!

It's really genuine.

That's mine.

He crooked it from me.

Give me a break!

I just took it out from my pocket.

You're such a glib a**hole.

Cut the other hand, too!

No!

Bastard!

It's you again!

How could you miss it?

Better get him and put

some bandages on.

Go!

Who are you?

Who are you?

It's none of your business.

Do you want your money

plus interest back?

A bonehead like you is

gonna pay off his debt?

Yes.

Who are you?

Where are you from?

Let go of him!

Today is your lucky day,

Moo Warn.

Let's go.

All right.

Let's get back to the game.

The whole world will see how

tough I am today.

Are you sure your

wimpy body can stand it?

I'll fight.

Oh, you're frightened?

Don't get on my damn nerve.

I'll fight.

Oh, You'll fight.

Yes.

By the way, what is he doing?

I'm a clock.

What time is it?

It's 9 p.m.

Tick-tock! Tick-tock.

Wait a second... it's now

9.30 p. M already.

Really?

I think I gotta move faster.

Tick-tock. Tick-tock. Tick-tock.

Hold on!

I'm with my customer.

Kra Pi, you bastard!

Are you in there?

Oh sh*t!

I told you not to talk about

it. You jinxed me.

Noon!

Yes, it's me.

You're a dead man!!!

Why do you keep

following me everywhere?

Where are you running to?

B*tch! You ever f***ed

with my man?

I'm gonna rip your face into pieces!

Kra Pi, you son of a b*tch. Die!!

Come back here!

Why the heck do you barge in here?

An old ass like you still

can bang the girls?

I'll give you a shot.

You nasty prick!

You want me to grab your thing?

No way.

It's not mine.

It's yours.

Oh... I see.

Kra Pi!

You're dead meat.

Oh my one-eyed willie!

Oh, you're good.

Oh, you're the best!

Do it again! Again!

Kra Pi!

Where are you running to?

Honey... I'm very exhausted.

Yes, I am, too.

But I'm still gonna f*** you up!

Don't go anywhere.

I got to!

Kra Pi, you mofo!

You pigs are all the same.

You damn cripple.

Here it is.

You will be dead.

F*** you!

Please help me, sweety.

If you can't climb up here,

you'd better wack yourself at home.

Oh, pipsqueak! You too?

You... Die!

Gotcha!

Damn it!

He's flown the coop again.

Don't let me see you again... or else...

I'll chop your dick into pieces.

I just want to be your perfect man...

I keep reminding myself that

I'll take best care of you

What? Who are you

gonna take best care of?

Don't you dare come inside my house.

I wonder why you came back,

you bastard.

But the dreams of both of us...

Shut the f*** up, you mofo!

I thought you like Mike Piromporn.

Well, yeah.

I like Mike.

And do you like it?

What do you mean "it"?

Cause It's a club to hit your head!

Get the f*** out of my face.

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