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Go find somewhere else to sleep.

How about a brothel?

F*** off!

Take this!

Damn!

I got to sleep outside again.

What?

Colonel!

Your wife kick your ass out again?

Who said?

I just lock that

smelly-mouth b*tch inside.

I'm sick of her whining and cursing.

You haven't changed a bit.

Well, I have a job

that needs your help.

Colonel... Look at me right now.

How can I help anyone?

It's me who should

ask for your help instead.

Well... You'll get ten million baht

for this job.

Ten million?!

Man!

You are so well equipped.

Your daddy must really love you.

Wow! Ton Horm,

you've changed quite a lot.

Not at all.

It's you, Colonel,

that has changed a lot.

Besides getting older...

Your lip is hanging down,

making me wanna kiss you.

Hey!

Stop... Stop... Stop it now.

Don't get me wrong.

You think

that I'm really gonna kiss you?

Your face is like a soaked

toilet paper. I can't take it.

I'm kidding.

Don't take it seriously

I just wonder if...

Your deep throat sucking skill...

...is still good?

Well, to be frank with you

Not only is it still perfect...

but it also has more

styles and is more sustainable.

All right.

That's more than enough.

Let me introduce your teammates.

Are they cute?

Check it out!

This is Moo Warn.

This is Khai Kem.

And this is Kra Pi,

the former bluejacket.

From afar,

I thought you're Tata Young.

- Actually the gay Teletubby.

- What?

Do your parents know

that you are a transvestite?

Well, you're a good looking man with

a shitty mouth.

You're crossing the line here.

Want me to bite your sissy neck?

I'll kick your ass.

Come on!

Colonel... I quit.

You've just come and

wanna leave now?

You know I don't like this queer.

Really?

Fine! If you wanna leave,

so get the hell out of here.

I'm leaving for sure,

you cocksucker!

Hold on!

A fag like you has no right

to beg me.

Begging you? Pew!

Take your rucksack.

Sh*t!

Why did you kick it?

It's full of explosives. What are

you gonna do if they blow up?

Blasting all of us!

Good. So you can't walk anymore,

you limp.

Oddball!

Look at him. Walking with his balls

swinging like a peeved child.

Don't come after me.

I'm not swallow my words.

Pew! You f*ggot!

Hello, colonel.

Hello, lieutenant.

Our team seems to have a problem.

Since one of them just quit.

He didn't want to join our team.

Why are you saying

something like that, colonel?

A soldier always tell the truth,

isn't he?

Pew!

Who the hell just walked out?

You're such a prick!

How could I drop out?

When the flowers are blooming.

When a navy drops an anchor...

we always do it all

the way through, right?

All the way to hell, I believe.

This is lieutenant Prig,

my assistant.

Really?

Will a beautiful

assistant like lieutenant.

Be able to cause any harm?

I forgot to tell you that

she is a martial art expert.

Whoever wanna test her

fighting skill...

...step up to the front.

Love and Peace, okay?

This is a special force called

"Num Prig Long Rouey"

Mr. Meng's residence.

Where are you calling from?

Nobody called you.

Lulu is speaking.

Who do you want to speak to?

My master?

Oh! It's burning.

It's burning.

Sir, from the senator.

Yes.

Don't worry, sir.

I'll transfer every single

penny to your account.

I guarantee I won't bring you

any trouble.

Absolutely!

Have a nice day.

The country is full of greedy a**hole.

No wonder why it's going nowhere.

Eating all day...

Aren't you guys getting tired?

Haaaa!!!

Flying out of the water,

maybe he thinks he's a bird.

Sir, we've captured

the betrayer, Chol.

You're a backstabbing son of a b*tch.

And see? You can't really

make it all the way through.

I'm sorry sir.

Please forgive me.

I'm so sorry.

Very good talker.

Sir, I don't smoke.

I quit smoking long time ago.

Smoking is bad for your health.

I don't want you to smoke a cigarette.

I want you to eat it!

Your name is Sai Chol, right?

It means you must be with the water.

Dump this piece of sh*t into the sea!

No forgiveness is given to a traitor.

Anyone calls Yuri for me.

Yuri... About the next

lot of shipment.

We need to call it off.

I just got a not very good news.

Whenever I'm ready,

I'll contact you again, okay?

Is it right here?

Here we are.

Off the boat.

Come on in.

I won't be staying

here with all of you.

Lieutenant Prig will be the one

who will take care of you.

Whatever you need,

just let her know.

If I need a pillow...

I can give you one.

If I need a mosquito net...

I told you that you can give you one.

What if I need a wife?

I can give... No! Ask him.

I don't know he still has energy

to play nookie?

I can't find one myself.

Damn sick of your smutty talk.

Come on, don't talk like that.

When we're together,

we must have a discipline.

Yes, sir.

I have three simple rules.

First... No alcohol.

Second... No gambling

And finally... No sex whatsoever.

Got it?

I'm out!

Where are you going,

you cock-craving fag?

What do you mean "crafting a flag"?

Try crafting a flag with me outside?

Come on.

Split up and take some rest.

I don't have time

for your nonsense.

Go pick the room you like.

There's only one bedroom.

- One bedroom?

- What?

Get out!

I have a bad joint.

Can I sleep on the bed?

You can say anything you like.

I'd like to use my right

as a high-ranked officer...

to sleep on this bed right now.

Your right is granted!

I don't give a damn about that.

I'm at the bed top,

I got the bed.

Let me ask you something?

Have you ever been taught

to be a gentleman?

You must serve the ladies.

Here we have two ladies.

Me and her.

So I got the bed.

You f*ggot!

You're not a woman.

- I'm a woman.

- Quiet! Quiet!

If you are still arguing,

I'd say that...

I'll be sleeping alone in this room.

All of you sleep outside.

Since this room has two beds.

One of the beds should

belong to one of us.

- Yes, I agree.

- Yes.

Well, I'll leave to all of you then.

You decide who's gonna

take this bed.

I think to be fair to everyone.

We should pick the winner

from a stick pick.

No!

That's nonsense.

You're a gambling freak...

You'll definitely win.

That's not fair.

Well, since we're all grown up.

We should sit down and talk...

What the reason you

suppose to sleep on the bed.

- I have a period.

- I have a bad joint.

- I have a period.

- I'm seasick.

If I sleep on the floor,

I'll bleed excessively.

We're friends. Why are we

bickering with each other?

We're supposed to stick together.

I don't ask you all to good to me.

I come here joining

our team because...

I love you all.

I don't know what the future

holds for me.

In the last battle, I knew that

I was the one who got shot.

A cripple like me can't run

as fast as you.

I'll be the first who gets killed.

And I apologize to all of you that.

I have been hiding

this secret from you.

The truth is I was not born

in a high-class family.

My mom was a street hooker.

My daddy was a pimp.

All my life,

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