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Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising Page #10
I love you.
Love you, dude.
You, too!
- Come over here.
- Get over here!
I have two brothers now.
I see your shitty
be-yourself party
is even more popular than
your f***ing sell-out party.
So, that's fantastic.
Actually, it's really
good for you
because we are prepared to give
back to you for helping us
with your escrowdom.
We've made a sh*t ton of money,
eight buckets,
actually, full of money,
and we have way too
many people wanting
to join our sorority
than we have room for.
Yeah, we can actually afford
to fill two houses now-
Can we rent your
house for overflow?
- Yeah.
- Just an idea.
We are prepared to offer you four
buckets of money per month in rent.
Five.
Five. We'll do it
for five buckets.
Per month. Five
buckets per month.
Five buckets it is.
F***, yes!
Eat sh*t! We win!
Give us more!
You can do this every month?
When can we move in?
Right now! Who cares?
Give us the money! Yes!
We're gonna be landlords!
How hard could it be?
F*** it.
F*** you!
Thank you!
Overflow party!
Oh, man.
I'm gonna miss this place.
Our first house.
When Stella was a little baby.
Mmm-hmm.
That's where she
took her first steps.
Yep.
That's where she
said her first word.
Those are the little notches
when she was growing taller.
You see your little notches?
Remember those, Stels?
It's all going by so fast, huh?
Yeah, it's crazy.
Yep.
Okay.
Let's go.
Come this way?
It's our new house!
You can't even
see the neighbours.
You know what? I think
we are good parents.
I mean, we parented Teddy.
We parented 30
crazy sorority girls.
Well, we're trying.
Yeah.
Because that's all
you can do, right?
I think so.
The truth is, it doesn't
even matter if we're
good parents or not,
because one day,
our daughters are
going to look at us
just like those
sorority girls do.
They're not gonna want
anything to do with us.
They're not gonna
wanna talk to us.
It breaks my heart.
Momma.
Are you scared?
I'm scared.
Come on, sweetie.
Come on, sweetie.
Hey, cheeky girl!
Hey, sweetie.
How are you?
Do you wanna go to sleep?
Do you want to go to sleep?
Not yet.
Not yet? You wanna just hang
out for a little bit more?
Can you play
Peek-a-boo?
Peek-a-boo!
Ooh.
Peek-a-boo!
Peek-a-boo!
Peek-a-boo!
You'll always be really
nice to us, won't you?
You'll always be our
best friend, right?
We'll always have things
to talk about, right?
Mmm-hmm.
Hey!
Hey, sweetie!
Hey, sweetie!
I'm not sad.
No, I'm fine.
I love you, sweetie.
Love you.
How do you feel'? Good?
Yeah.
The nerves are kicking
in a little bit.
Well, you look great.
Thanks!
You all right? You
seem really nervous.
I'm having a little
bit of a meltdown.
Just remember, man,
Darren loves you more than
anyone in the entire world-
Darren cherishes his
friendship with you.
Darren can't imagine
his life without you.
And Darren is proud
to call you his best friend.
You're not talking
about Darren, are you?
No, not really.
Let's get you
married though, huh?
All right, everybody.
Look alive, look alive!
We have Groom One and he is ready
to walk along with his best man.
You ready for us?
I'm proud of you, man.
You found your niche.
This just seemed like
a logical conclusion.
Gay wedding planning.
It's a great job, and you can
do it with a criminal record-
My only skill is
planning parties.
And, for some reason, gay guys
specifically, they just respond to me.
It's because you're a great guy.
Thanks, man.
And they probably wanna
f*** the sh*t out of you.
Hey, I didn't say it.
You did.
Delta Psi.
Delta Psi.
Let's get you married, okay?
Yes. Let's do it.
And we are walking.
Hey, guys, we're
home with baby Mildred!
Welcome home!
How's it going?
How was the birth?
It's over now.
Yes.
Did you sh*t on the table?
No.
Me neither.
Pro.
So much sh*t.
Aw. You got a present for
your new little sister?
Baby's first dildo.
Thank you, Stella.
Oh, my God. You guys
are just like us.
Go on, show them.
This is
Jimmy Jr.'s favorite.
We kind of have a "no veins
rule" with our vibrators.
Maybe get one without a
ball sack attached to it.
Put that away.
Put it away.
Are you ready to meet
?
Look at her.
Look at this.
Families are meeting.
Look at that.
Oh, my God.
Hi, Jimmy Jr.
I'm Mildred."
Cute.
"Hi, Mildred.
One day, we are going to f***!"
"No,
"because my parents are gonna
teach me to respect myself
"and stay away
from guys like you."
I could do this all day.
I could, too.
We're gonna go. We're gonna
get out of your hair.
Thank you for watching Stella.
Thank you, guys.
Oh, my God. Anytime.
Bye. She's beautiful.
Thanks, you guys.
Thanks, guys.
Bye.
We did it.
We did it.
We had another kid.
We got another one.
I love you.
I love you.
Stella, you wanna
kiss your sister? Hey.
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