Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising Page #10

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I love you.

Love you, dude.

You, too!

- Come over here.

- Get over here!

I have two brothers now.

I see your shitty

be-yourself party

is even more popular than

your f***ing sell-out party.

So, that's fantastic.

Actually, it's really

good for you

because we are prepared to give

back to you for helping us

with your escrowdom.

We've made a sh*t ton of money,

eight buckets,

actually, full of money,

and we have way too

many people wanting

to join our sorority

than we have room for.

Yeah, we can actually afford

to fill two houses now-

Can we rent your

house for overflow?

- Yeah.

- Just an idea.

We are prepared to offer you four

buckets of money per month in rent.

Five.

Five. We'll do it

for five buckets.

Per month. Five

buckets per month.

Five buckets it is.

F***, yes!

Eat sh*t! We win!

Give us more!

You can do this every month?

When can we move in?

Right now! Who cares?

Give us the money! Yes!

We're gonna be landlords!

How hard could it be?

F*** it.

F*** you!

Thank you!

Overflow party!

Oh, man.

I'm gonna miss this place.

Our first house.

When Stella was a little baby.

Mmm-hmm.

That's where she

took her first steps.

Yep.

That's where she

said her first word.

Those are the little notches

when she was growing taller.

You see your little notches?

Remember those, Stels?

It's all going by so fast, huh?

Yeah, it's crazy.

Yep.

Okay.

Let's go.

Come this way?

It's our new house!

You can't even

see the neighbours.

You know what? I think

we are good parents.

I mean, we parented Teddy.

We parented 30

crazy sorority girls.

Well, we're trying.

Yeah.

Because that's all

you can do, right?

I think so.

The truth is, it doesn't

even matter if we're

good parents or not,

because one day,

our daughters are

going to look at us

just like those

sorority girls do.

They're not gonna want

anything to do with us.

They're not gonna

wanna talk to us.

It breaks my heart.

Momma.

Are you scared?

I'm scared.

Come on, sweetie.

Come on, sweetie.

Hey, cheeky girl!

Hey, sweetie.

How are you?

Do you wanna go to sleep?

Do you want to go to sleep?

Not yet.

Not yet? You wanna just hang

out for a little bit more?

Can you play

Peek-a-boo?

Peek-a-boo!

Ooh.

Peek-a-boo!

Peek-a-boo!

Peek-a-boo!

You'll always be really

nice to us, won't you?

You'll always be our

best friend, right?

We'll always have things

to talk about, right?

Mmm-hmm.

Hey!

Hey, sweetie!

Hey, sweetie!

I'm not sad.

No, I'm fine.

I love you, sweetie.

Love you.

How do you feel'? Good?

Yeah.

The nerves are kicking

in a little bit.

Well, you look great.

Thanks!

You all right? You

seem really nervous.

I'm having a little

bit of a meltdown.

Just remember, man,

Darren loves you more than

anyone in the entire world-

Darren cherishes his

friendship with you.

Darren can't imagine

his life without you.

And Darren is proud

to call you his best friend.

You're not talking

about Darren, are you?

No, not really.

Let's get you

married though, huh?

All right, everybody.

Look alive, look alive!

We have Groom One and he is ready

to walk along with his best man.

You ready for us?

I'm proud of you, man.

You found your niche.

This just seemed like

a logical conclusion.

Gay wedding planning.

It's a great job, and you can

do it with a criminal record-

My only skill is

planning parties.

And, for some reason, gay guys

specifically, they just respond to me.

It's because you're a great guy.

Thanks, man.

And they probably wanna

f*** the sh*t out of you.

Hey, I didn't say it.

You did.

Delta Psi.

Delta Psi.

Let's get you married, okay?

Yes. Let's do it.

And we are walking.

Hey, guys, we're

home with baby Mildred!

Welcome home!

How's it going?

How was the birth?

It's over now.

Yes.

Did you sh*t on the table?

No.

Me neither.

Pro.

So much sh*t.

Aw. You got a present for

your new little sister?

Baby's first dildo.

Thank you, Stella.

Oh, my God. You guys

are just like us.

Go on, show them.

This is

Jimmy Jr.'s favorite.

We kind of have a "no veins

rule" with our vibrators.

Maybe get one without a

ball sack attached to it.

Put that away.

Put it away.

Are you ready to meet

?

Look at her.

Look at this.

Families are meeting.

Look at that.

Oh, my God.

Hi, Jimmy Jr.

I'm Mildred."

Cute.

"Hi, Mildred.

One day, we are going to f***!"

"No,

that's never going to happen

"because my parents are gonna

teach me to respect myself

"and stay away

from guys like you."

I could do this all day.

I could, too.

We're gonna go. We're gonna

get out of your hair.

Thank you for watching Stella.

Thank you, guys.

Oh, my God. Anytime.

Bye. She's beautiful.

Thanks, you guys.

Thanks, guys.

Bye.

We did it.

We did it.

We had another kid.

We got another one.

I love you.

I love you.

Stella, you wanna

kiss your sister? Hey.

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