Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising Page #9

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Getting warmer.

Bingo.

Sh*t!

No!

I'm not gonna let you out until we're

done raising money, all right?

There's energy

bars in the corner.

There's some water, and there's

a poo bucket if you need it.

Sh*t!

You come back here, young lady!

Kelly! Help us!

Shelby!

Come back here!

Come back here right now.

It's locked. She locked it.

Okay. Calm down,

let me think.

All right here's the plan.

We're gonna throw everything

we can at this door.

What are you doing?

I'm pooing!

When I'm nervous I poo!

Look away.

Suck it back up.

We gotta get out of here.

Yo, get out of the way.

Big man!

Come on!

Ooh.

Sh*t!

I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

Let's try something else.

I'm fine.

Oh, sh*t! Mac, you okay?

I'm good.

Ooh.

You broke my bike.

That didn't work.

No! Do you got

another one in you?

I think...

That's it.

That's our way out.

That's way too high up.

No, it's not.

What are you gonna do?

I don't have the keys.

Can you hot-wire it?

We can drive through the wall.

No, I don't know

how to hot-wire.

But I do know

a thing or two about

airbags.

Set it down really soft.

Okay.

Now if we do this correctly,

the force from that airbag should

blast us straight through that vent.

Okay. Who's gonna do it?

I'm gonna do it.

Thank God.

I don't think

I could do this-.

You okay, man?

Are we gonna still

hang out after this?

Are you gonna

wanna hang out with me?

Yeah.

And like even though,

like, the war is over,

I wanna, sort of, be of

value, you know, to you?

Yeah.

Prove it.

Prove what?

Hug me.

I'm good.

Give me a hug.

Give me a real hug.

What does that do?

It solidifies the bond, bro.

Bring it in.

I appreciate you man.

Thank you.

This is actually really nice.

Oh, man.

This just feels good.

Yeah, I like that.

Boom! Yeah!

That's it. Powerful.

Power. Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

All right, that's a little much.

Thanks, buddy!

Oh, dude. I like this

broing down sh*t.

Dude, we are bros, okay?

Yes.

Let's do this man!

All right.

Okay, before you do this,

maybe just make 100% sure that...

you're all lined up.

Get ready?

One! Two! And three! Two! Three!

Oh, God!

Oh, no!

Are you okay?

I'm fine. I'm fine.

I'm fine. I got this.

No, you don't got this at all.

You for sure have

a concussion, man.

Dude. I'm okay. I

just need 10 minutes.

No! I'm gonna

take it from here.

Be careful.

Okay.

It's time.

Time to save my family.

Are you okay?

It worked!

Oh, God.

Whoo.

Hey, girls!

Guess what?

I got rid of the old people.

They're trapped in

the garage. We're fine.

What is that?

Boob! Boob! Boob!

This party sucks.

I can't be here anymore.

Guys, guys.

We're good.

Are we though?

Wet T-shirt contest!

No! Stop!

You're all winners.

You're all winners.

Yeah, baby!

I think I'm quitting-.

Yeah, I'm quitting, too.

I'm out.

No! You all can't quit.

We'll figure it out!

Wait!

Wait! Girls, let's just

talk about this for a second. Okay?

Stop it! Slow down!

Hold up! Stop!

Just stop moving!

Okay? Look...

Oh, God. The party's

even bigger.

What the f***?

What happened?

I've been roofied,

so if anyone's

ever wanted to have sex with me,

tonight's the night.

The plan is almost done, okay?

I got the old people away.

Everything's fine.

We're Kappa Nu.

This isn't Kappa Nu-This

is not what we set out for.

That's what? That's it?

You're gonna quit?

Oh, come on. Don't blame us.

You ruined this-

I look like Nicki Minaj!

I look like Snooki.

I was the only one trying to save this.

This was all my idea.

You're literally

running away to quit.

Whole f***ing thing's imploding.

So we're gonna destroy

their friendship?

No, we're just...

We got escrows, dude.

We tried. We tried our asses off.

This is not gonna work.

The whole system is against us

and that's all there is to it-

All right. I give up.

We live in a sexist world and there

is nothing we can do about it.

I can't believe

this is actually over.

And now I'm gonna

lose all my friends

and it's gonna be just

like I was in high school.

I just wish we had never started

this stupid sorority

in the first place.

I don't like this.

They shouldn't be saying that.

They're just kids.

No, it's over.

No, it's done.

Hey, hey,

hey! Ladies!

Get your sh*t together!

What's with the meltdown?

You're strong, powerful women and

you're trying to buck the system.

You're just away from home for the

first time and you're scared.

I am scared.

You got this.

You know what the right thing to do is.

You know what's right.

We know the right

decision to make.

We know it.

What's the right

decision to make?

Don't give up on yourselves.

Give us a little more.

You get knocked down,

you get up again.

They're never

gonna keep you down.

Did you just make that up?

Kelly.

Tell them to make

out with each other.

Tell them the house isn't

Kappa Nu, they are.

This house isn't your

sorority, you are!

No, the mom is right.

Why are we doing this right now?

Why don't we just throw

the party we wanna throw

and worry about what's

gonna happen tomorrow?

It doesn't matter

if we lose that.

It matters if we lose this.

- You guys.

- I'm so happy.

Ooh...

Sisters' hug!

I wanna see

them kiss so f***ing bad.

All right, let's kick all

these douchebags out of our house-

Good speech, sweetie!

Thanks, baby.

Where did that come from?

We have a daughter, baby.

What happens with

our escrows now?

I don't know, but I think it's

the best possible outcome.

Okay.

Jimmy! Jimmy!

Where are you?

Oh, f***! Paula.

Guys, I think I was wrong.

It's not the McRib.

Oh, my God! No!

Oh, God!

It's got my foot!

It's a breech! It's a breech!

Ugh!

Go to the hospital!

I love you.

I love you!

Are we gonna lose our house?

I mean we have no money, so we're

definitely losing it. Yeah.

Well, we better blow it out!

Guys, this party is

amazing. You did it.

The first sorority that can party.

We'd all love to join.

Who's "we"?

Uh, drop your dues in the

bucket if you wanna join.

Do we have to wear hoodies?

I mean, no offense to you guys,

but I like to dress pretty.

No, dude. You can totally

wear whatever you want.

Welcome to Kappa Nu.

Welcome, you guys!

Oh, my God!

Come in.

Money in the bucket. Just

some money in the bucket.

Yeah, just throw it

in the bucket.

Hey, Pete.

Pete.

Pete, wake up, man.

Pete.

Dude, what the f***?

What are you doing?

Just calm down.

Just listen.

I'm sorry, okay?

I'm sorry.

When you two got engaged,

I was in a bad place

and I thought I was

losing my best friend.

Then I realized I'm

never gonna lose you

because we're brothers.

Forever.

Right?

For life.

I'm not losing a best friend,

I'm gaining a best

friend's husband.

Motherf***er!

Hey, hey, hey! It's okay.

It's all right.

Teddy and I are just making up.

Okay.

Um, can I ask you something?

Yeah, man.

Would you maybe

wanna be my best man?

Holy sh*t. Really?

Yeah.

Yes, I'll be your

best man, dude.

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