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Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising Page #8
Bell, I left her at home.
I forgot she existed.
She almost died over a Gordita.
I'm such a bad parent.
Well, maybe we're
both bad parents!
Oh, no.
It's Wendy, the realtor.
My clients are
backing out of escrow.
Yeah.
What?
We drove by the house
yesterday and saw Kappa Nu.
How do you know
the name of the sorority?
I went to college,
too, you know.
Omega Theta.
Let's roll out!
Why the hell is he here?
I thought you were my clients.
just forgot to mention
the sorority that lives next to
our new house, so that's why.
Okay. Well, congratulations
because you hired a joke.
Oh, shove it, Wendy.
Oh, shove it right
back at ya, Oliver!
Why don't you shove it?
Shove it right back at ya!
We f***ed once.
Not applicable.
I just feel like
we're escrowing apart
and we should be
escrowing together.
Exactly, guys. Can we just
escrow together for a minute?
And the truth is,
they're lovely girls.
Lovely girls. Super nice girls.
We promise you.
I don't think that they are
because we literally saw
them robbing your house.
Well, thanks for
f***ing stopping them!
they robbed our house?
It wasn't like that.
You didn't tell us
about the sorority!
We're desperate!
Yeah, you can magically make the
sorority that lives next door to you
disappear by tomorrow.
Is it real?
No! Maybe it's just the old
people messing with us.
No. It's a real eviction notice.
I called the landlord-
Okay, maybe the landlord
was just one of
the old people pretending
to be the landlord.
No. We're actually
being evicted, okay?
We have no money to pay for it,
because we spent all of
our money on the weed.
So now we need
five buckets of money
otherwise, we're gonna
get kicked out tomorrow.
We're gonna lose the house.
We're gonna lose the house?
We're gonna lose our sisters, 'cause
we're gonna be put in separate dorms.
Then we're gonna
have no friends anymore,
and it's gonna be just like
high school all over again.
What are we gonna do? I mean,
how do frats make money?
they charge for them.
But no one's gonna pay money
to come to our parties.
Yeah, it's not like a frat
bro is gonna walk up and be like,
"Ooh, you look good
in your normal clothes."
Wait!
"I love your sweater!"
Girls, I have an idea.
Okay.
You're not going
to like it though.
We have to throw a party.
No. When we throw
parties we lose money.
No, not one of our
really fun parties
that we actually
have a good time at.
I mean it's, like, empowering.
We have to throw a really
shitty frat brother party.
One where the frat
brothers like it so much,
they actually pay us to come to.
And then they really
like it so much, they tell
all their other
douchy frat brother friends
and they all pay us, too.
Like the one we
met each other at?
is losing the house,
and if we lose the house
we lose Kappa Nu.
I'm not gonna lose you guys.
- Okay.
- All right.
- Let's go tell the girls.
- Okay.
We don't want to
lose this sorority.
We don't want to
lose our house, okay?
That's why we gotta
dress a little "hotter
than we usually do."
I'm hot!
I f***ed the pizza man.
I gave him five stars on Yelp.
You have chips in your hair.
Yeah.
Look at the production
value on this video.
We are totally f***ed!
We're gonna be bankrupt!
No, no, no!
Look closer.
They've lost their way.
They've become everything
that they've hated.
- Jesus Christ.
- They're vulnerable.
party to support this house.
He's right.
If we shut down this party,
the sorority will dissolve.
It's time to show
them who's adults,
and spank their little bottoms.
Let's do what parents
do better than anything,
stop young people
from having fun!
Come on in, guys!
Hey, hope you let yourself
You're funny.
Call your friends, okay?
Tell them to come.
And bring money!
We shut this motherf***er
down at all costs.
Y'all go in, shut it
down from the inside.
Me and Kelly stay, call the cops
shut it down from the outside.
Inside, outside.
Got it.
Now I'm ready.
Now, I'm ready.
Jesus Christ, man.
Ow!
Hey!
Hey.
Bro, it's only 20 bucks. You've
gotta get down here now.
They're gonna get wet
everywhere, I swear to God!
There's so many f***ing hot
b*tches here, it's ridiculous.
It's like a hot b*tch fiesta.
They're, like, all
ripe and ready to pop!
How much money have we made? How
many money buckets do we have?
This punch tastes kind of funny.
We didn't put out any punch.
Oh, no.
I'm gonna start phase two, okay?
Phase two, is we have
to stop the old people
from calling the cops, okay?
If you see any old people
in here, stop them!
I don't like this.
Me neither.
No! Stop drinking that.
Ha! My tongue is numb.
Just blend in.
Yes, blend, blend, blend.
Oh, excusez-moi.
It's a good party. I am
gonna text my friends.
No, it's all a lie.
It's a deception.
They don't think
you're funny, okay?
What? Oh, f*** me!
Oh, you okay?
What's wrong?
I shouldn't have
eaten that McRib.
It's no big deal.
I'm just having the worst cramps in
my life every five, six minutes.
Yeah, I think you're
going into labor.
No, no, no. The baby's
not due till tomorrow.
You're definitely
going into labor.
You need to be timing this.
Oh, it's passed.
I feel great.
I told you,
she's not going into labor.
She's all good, dude.
Whoo!
There she goes.
You should really go after her.
She's the boss of her
own body, all right?
The last night of freedom!
I love you!
I love you, bubba!
We have to get upstairs. That's
What are you doing?
Don't drink that!
What's wrong?
Come on, dude! Never
drink the punch!
Oh. Whoo!
Let's go.
I saw you with Teddy.
Why were you with Teddy?
Shh.
We're gonna kill the power
and shut down the party.
What?
I got real f***ed
Me, too.
But all I had was the punch.
Sh*t! We got Cosby'd!
Yes!
Kappa Nu,
good night to you.
They must have an
alternate power source.
Banana! Banana! Banana!
Must stop you!
Oh, my God. Look how
big my tongue is.
Look how big my tongue is.
Ew!
Sh*t! F***!
Party's big enough, let's
call the cops. Okay.
Hey, sweet tart!
It's a little hard to call the
cops without a phone, ain't it?
Give us that back!
No!
Drop it!
Whoa. Ah!
Ooh.
What the f***?
Called a cord, dumbass!
F***ing old people phone!
What the hell?
Where are our phones?
Oh, what, these?
How'd you get those?
Come on.
Yo! I couldn't find
the power source.
Shelby took our phones.
Do you have a phone?
No, I don't have a phone.
Iran out of data.
Sh*t!
- I'm in here, guys.
- Garage.
Don't try and find me though.
Oh, you're getting warmer.
Getting warmer.
You're definitely
getting warmer.
Ooh, ooh.
You're getting warmer.
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