Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising Page #7
Yeah.
Thank you, guys-
No, thank you.
It means a lot to me.
I can see that. It's
not that big a deal.
No, it is a big deal.
Thank you.
Okay.
Thank you.
Do you have any more of these?
Yes, there's heaps in the kitchen.
Help yourself.
Are they baby food?
Technically.
- Babies eat good food.
- Yeah.
This is awesome.
Go get them.
That's cute.
Look at him.
He inhaled so much weed smoke
All right.
Guys, we lost our nest egg.
We lost all of our weed
and our rent is due.
What are we supposed to do?
Beth, what happened?
I thought you were the one
stopping the old people
from getting the weed.
No! Do not blame me!
You saw what was
happening up there.
I am a human woman.
I had to watch that.
I was on the whipped cream.
You were on the...
She was in charge of the weed.
You were in charge of the weed.
No, no! Stop it!
Stop it, don't you
see what's happening?
This is what the old
people want us to do.
They wanna tear us apart.
They know that if we're a
united front, we can't lose.
Because we are sisters.
And for the first
time in my life,
I feel like I belong right now.
This is so much better than I
ever thought college could be.
This is the most fun I've ever
had and I went to space camp.
I haven't slept in,
like, a week.
I just don't want to
miss out on anything.
You guys are so much fun.
We're never gonna
lose each other.
I mean, what do you call a
house full of united women?
A brothel.
No, man.
A sorority.
Oh...
Okay. This is the problem.
We're never gonna
solve our money issues
when we're in this
war with the old people.
What can we do? We're
gonna give the old people
medicine. All right?
They tried to tear us apart.
Yeah.
So, what are we gonna do?
We're gonna tear them apart!
Yeah.
I mean, unless you guys think
that's too intense of a plan.
Shelby, they would never say you
were too intense if you were a man.
Yeah, own that sh*t, queen. Yeah.
Let's do this,
team! Yeah!
Ah. What do
we think of that?
"Oh, my prince, come for me!
"Come for me."
"No, I won't.
I'm not coming for you."
Yellow stars.
What color for
her dress? Mmm?
What is the water doing?
It's boiling.
Pretty cool, huh?
What we do now,
we're gonna add
the eggs to it. Okay?
You put eggs in the water?
Yeah. Watch.
- Did you hear that?
- Ah!
It's hot!
Oh, dude, don't f***ing touch it!
I told you it's hot!
Oh, my gosh! I thought
it was like Jacuzzi hot.
- No, it's boiling hot!
- Oh.
Now, we add the eggs, and
we hard-boil them, okay?
Don't put the eggs in there.
It's gonna melt them.
No, it hard-boils them.
It makes them hard.
Why would it make eggs hard?
What do you mean, "Why
would it make eggs hard?"
It makes pasta soft-.
Whoa.
That's a good point.
She looks fantastic.
Look at this.
I think this is
a gorgeous color.
- Oh, I love coloring in.
- I love it!
She's quite overdressed
really, isn't she?
She's just in a garden
somewhere in a ball gown.
Do you see people sometimes
that I don't see?
You can tell me.
Honey, I'm home!
I've always wanted to say that.
It's fun.
I say it all the time.
Really?
Yeah.
"Dear Mac, I know
everything seemed good between us,
"but I've been lying to you and myself.
I'm freaking out. From Kelly."
What?
What's she talking about?
That's gotta be a joke.
She must be f***ing with me.
Yeah, she's joking around.
That is so f***ed up.
You bad, girl!
Oh, yeah. It's on!
I'm gonna call her.
Definitely call her.
Oh, f***, f***, f***!
F***. He's calling.
Hang up, hang up.
Decline, decline-
- It's okay!
- Hang it up!
Just stay chill. Every/thing's fine.
Huh?
Where did she go?
I know exactly where she went.
What?
Mac, I've been up all night!
I'm worried sick!
Please just text me
something. I'm worried.
What?
F***ing Jimmy.
Let's go, I'm hungry!
Trying to get this tweet out.
How do you spell Trump?
Jimmy.
Hey, what's up, Kel?
Where is he?
Where's who?
You're lying to me!
You're a f***ing terrible actor!
Tell me where he is!
Uh, I don't know.
He told me that you'd pretend
you didn't know where he was.
Tell me where he is!
Ow, no.
Hey, Kel!
Where is Mac? Mac is missing,
F***ing tell her
where the f*** he is!
I was with you last night.
I don't know.
I know you're protecting
some stupid bro code.
Just tell me where he is.
Bro code?
No, there's no bro code.
He likes you more than me.
You're f***ing lying to me, Jimmy!
Tell me where he is!
I'm not lying.
Excuse me. Why is
there so much language...
This is an emergency!
My husband Mac has vanished, and
Well, tell her!
Tell me!
Tell her!
F***ing tell her!
Whoa! Oh!
You don't have to do that.
Tell me!
He's in jail for child porn!
What? No! I'm lying! I
don't know where he is!
No, no, no!
Call him on the phone now!
Call him!
You deserved that, Jimmy.
Hold on! Hold on!
Call him!
Here, here.
F*** it!
It broke the skin.
Kelly?
Why do you have Jimmy's phone?
Where are you?
Are you around here? Are
you hiding somewhere?
Where are you?
I'm in your office!
I've been looking for you.
I went where you
told me to meet you!
Where are you?
In Sydney, Australia!
What?
Outside the Opera House!
You're in Australia?
Yeah, I just got off a plane. I've
been on a plane for 18 hours!
What's happening?
We've been hacked!
"Kappa Nu fooled you."
Kappa Nu?
Prank war!
Airbags, airbags!
Airbags!
Airbags! This is not a drill!
All butts up!
All butts up! Go!
and then I'm gonna come home.
It's a barely used refrigerator.
"Old people sh*t?"
"Kappa Nu
steals from you."
They robbed us?
This is so f***ed!
We should call the police!
We can't call the police!
We're in too deep!
You know what? Girls
are worse than guys!
I'm just gonna say it!
I know that's not
feminist, but f*** that!
At least they didn't
take Stella's toys.
Oh, don't give me that!
I've been awake for four days.
I'm so tired!
It's 3:
00 a.m.where I am in Australia!
We are so f***ed!
We're in a drug
war with teenagers.
We don't have any furniture.
We're gonna go bankrupt.
We made so many bad choices
throughout this process.
We're about to have two girls!
Two kids!
That's completely irresponsible of us.
We can't take care of one-
I know I'm not a good parent.
Oh, f*** that.
I'm the bad parent.
Now, shut it down.
No. You don't get this one!
I'm the bad parent!
I'm the bad parent.
Last week, I found her
chewing on a nugget of weed.
I don't know how long she
had it in her mouth for.
Was it the Indica or Sativa?
It was Indica! She slept
for, like, nine hours after.
I'm the bad parent.
When she was six months old,
I dropped her on her head.
So did I.
What?
One time, I went to Taco
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