Neil Stryker and The Tyrant of Time

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I'm here to retrieve

the hornet device.

Hand it over quietly...

And you boys will live

to powder your boss' wig

in the morning.

Very amusing...

...but quite ill advised.

For you see this facility

is crawling with my men...

And you...

You are quite far

from the hornet device.

I see.

Well, my mistake.

Uh, good luck with

the whole Genesis thing...

See you later.

Neil stryker...

...your days are numbered.

Make it quick boys!

Don't be a afraid,

gentlemen!

He's just a boy!

Yah! Yah! Ah!

Let go of him,

he's getting married next week.

Yah! Yah! Yah!

She's just a girl, stryker...

Having problems?

Ah!

As agile as ever.

But you're as dangerous

as you are stupid!

My dear boy...

...have you forgot you

foolhardy days at school

when I'd spank your bare bottom?

Neil stryker...

...you've always been the fly

in my ointment.

I've waited a long time

for this.

I'm really going to enjoy--

stryker, come in!

What's up, chief?

Status report.

Mission accomplished.

Hornet device secure.

Remember, we're taking

the commodore alive!

Now, when you save alive...

Turn the lights on, please.

Uh, sure.

Says here that when they

brought him in

he was wearing some sort

of protective eyewear.

Maybe...

Could we have

his protective eyewear, please?

Ok, yeah.

Gentlemen...

You must accept my most Sincere

apology for my behavior.

It's my eyes.

They're extremely sensitive

to the light.

Allow me

to express my gratitude.

Imagine yourself, oh,

years from now,

looking back at a life

of precious memories

which you'll surely Cherish for

another ten or twenty more.

But then you stop and realize

that these memories

don't exist yet.

Life is one thing

and one thing only.

That being the very moment

that stands before you now.

Each passing second delivering

your fate to your front door

like a steam engine

traveling faster and faster

until the counting seconds

have reached their end.

Are they dead?

Once again...

...your cunning proves priceless

my lord.

Now, just hold still

and we'll get you out of here.

Uh... now, darrel,

I trust you've taken care

of those things?

Oh, yes.

I've replaced the video feed

with a recording of you

at your last years' evaluation.

There's no need to fret,

your grace.

This assessment is going

as well as the last.

How we doin'?

My lord, we are synchronized...

Perfectly.

All we need do is wait.

And... it's... Christmas.

After you.

Danke schoen!

Hi.

Keep it moving, ladies.

Your grace please...

It'll be just a moment.

Evening, Carl.

Hey, darrel.

Listen, I'm just gonna

play it straight with you, Carl,

because you know what?

You're my kind of guy.

I need to get prisoner 113

into this transport evac

immediately.

Otherwise the higher-ups are

really going to have my hide.

Well, you can have it but...

Nurse is back there cleaning up

a little accident.

You know how ladies can be

on a long trip.

So, uh..

What's up with the suit?

Oh, this little guy?

Well...

Afterwards I gotta...

Head to a funeral.

Funeral? Whose funeral?

Yours.

I see you've decided to join us.

Are you ready to behave?

Or do I have to

bash you one again?

Well good.

I'm sorry, your name?

Sharon.

Sharon,

you're in terrible danger.

We're terrible people,

we're awful people.

Fear us. You should fear us.

Fear us!

Frightened.

Be frightened of us.

To the back of the ship please.

The back.

Get out of my sight.

I don't want to see ya.

Alright, darrel.

Conduct us

to the new hidden fortress.

Coordinates have

been calculated.

We are on our way.

What is our next

course of action?

Kill...

Neil...

Stryker!

Hey, stryker. How ya doin'?

How, uh, how are things goin'

on your little suspension there?

Probably getting a little

restless, I suppose.

Well, um...

Listen, that leads me

to my next uh...

Problemo.

I'm listening.

The mad scientist has escaped

from the mt. Ward asylum.

I thought you told me

there was no way

that could ever happen.

Right. Right. I did.

Yeah. I did.

Listen.

There was somebody

working on the inside.

What could I do, ok?

Take a look at this guy.

Darrel freeway.

His parents must have hated him.

Yeah, he looks like the type

of scum that would team up

with the mad scientist.

He just killed three men

and he took

a woman nurse hostage.

Ok?

You're the only one that can

save the day on this one.

What do you say?

Bullshit.

- No! Stryker,

don't do this to me!

- I'll get back to ya.

Your son is failing

the kindergarten.

Did you look at his grades?

No, Barb. I did not

look at his grades.

No sh*t, ya f***in' loser!

'Cause you were f***ing off

up on the roof

doing nothin' important!

I'm stapling in

the holiday lights, Barbara.

That's about as important

as it gets.

No wonder our son

is a goddamn failure.

He takes after an old bastard

who can't keep his job

and spends his time

f***in' on the roof!

Listen, Shelly

I'm going to need you to watch

the kid for a little while.

Nah, she can't.

She's dead.

What do you mean

"my stereo is broken"?

Are you sure

it's even plugged in?

Look, I'll be by in half-an-hour

to drop him off, ok?

Good.

This is supposed to be...

Right there.

- Hey there, cowboy.

- Uh-huh?

You ready to go

to your aunt's house?

No, no. Our house.

That's fine.

We'll go in a minute.

Take your time.

Your mother tells me your not

doing very well in school.

Shouldn't you be doing

your homework right now?

No.

How do you expect

to get good grades without

doing your homework?

Homework bites, daddy.

Well, that's true.

Homework definitely

bites the big one.

Daddy?

Yeah, kid?

When's mommy coming back?

Your mother's dead, kid.

I killed her.

I'm just kidding.

But she is dead.

Sir.

Thank you.

Hey, Jack.

- Yes, sir?

What are these anomalies

I'm seeing here?

Unknown, sir.

We've been analyzing it

all morning.

It's funny.

I'm not getting any of that

on my tracker.

Your what, sir?

Never mind.

I'm going gonna make

a pit stop

before I go see Fred.

Jack,

keep your eye on the board.

Hold the lift, buddy.

Thanks.

Any time.

Checking out the uniform, huh?

That's right.

Just got promoted to assassin.

- Great.

I bet you wish you could

have one of these.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

Well, all it takes is four years

of hard work and training.

You'll be on your way.

Well, all that's

very impressive.

See you on the field, champ.

Ladies' locker room.

Ouch!

There's a fire in the building,

we all have to evacuate.

What? I didn't hear

any fire alarm!

You're right. There is no fire.

Cool vagina.

Hey, I thought

you were suspended.

Not any more, babe.

So...

What's the big job then?

Must be pretty important...

If they cut

your suspension short.

Must be.

Can I go?

No. The man I'm going after

is too dangerous.

But I'm trained.

You're the one who trained me.

You're not ready.

This job is not

for first-timers.

Don't give me that look.

This job is personal.

Do you understand that?

Look, let me

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