Nestyda
- Year:
- 2008
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Ready, roll 'em!
that murmur
in the trees like the wind...
Tell them to me.
They will suit me.
When I find a composer
who can write me
a love song - I don't want a hit -
I will ask him politely
to hurry up with it.
I will describe in detail
how it should be.
Call me later.
This one doesn't even open.
The song should be as clean
as the red sky...
As transparent as a daze...
As light as a stork,
about to take flight...
And as neat as a back yard.
That song should sound
like a guitar
with a nightingale's nest in it.
Be quiet as a gold mine
where nobody digs anymore,
and as cosy as a bar by day.
What kind of weather can we expect
tomorrow and the day after?
I know a hundred songs
and when I just look,
one is similar to the other.
No one knows I'm singing today...
For you, for me
and for both of us.
When I find a composer
who can write me
a love song,
as quiet as breath,
I will ask him politely
to hurry up with it.
It's late. Get on with it.
Everything's cool. You have
a red one. I've got a green one.
You first.
S H A M E L E S S
Bon appetit.
Are you going to the zoo
with your mom today?
-Yeah.
-Are you looking forward to it?
Yeah.
-What's up?
-Nothing.
-What are you looking at?
-Nothing.
Daytime temperature +2 to -2,
in the mountains - minus four.
Mild winds from the southwest,
The bio forecast is two,
medium pressure.
We wish you all a nice day.
We're talking about the accuracy
of average forecasting.
-Forecasts.
-Average ones though.
But forecasts, not forecasting.
-Oskar, don't be pedantic.
-We need some fresh air.
I'm an ex-teacher too, you know?
So tell the meteorologists here,
about the accuracy rates
of their long terms forecasting.
-Forty percent.
-Forty-two.
A lousy forty-two percent.
Hang on.
Let's put it the other way around.
Hey, that's a good idea.
Okay, down?
Okay.
Unhook it.
Hold on.
I'll be right back, okay?
-Hi, it's your order.
-Thank you. Keep it.
Thanks, goodbye.
We expecting someone?
I ordered dinner.
Robert and Marie are coming over.
-Don't you think it should be fixed?
-Fixed?
Yeah. Marie's double chin.
What? You always said
she was a pretty woman.
She is. I just wonder why she won't
do something about her double chin.
Or why Robert doesn't tell her.
You don't want to have dinner with
Marie because she has a double chin?
No, I'm just wondering
about Robert.
Why doesn't he tell her?
Maybe he has some kind of a mental
block, some inhibition. Or he just...
Why doesn't he tell her?
Robert, I mean.
Hang on.
It's something about me, right?
What do you mean?
Something obvious
and you've never told me
because you don't wanna hurt
my feelings, right?
My nose.
No...
Put the lizard to sleep.
You think I haven't noticed
you staring?
You think you're perfect?
With your TV smile?
Your ever bigger belly?
You think I haven't noticed
how distant you've been lately?
That we don't have sex?
That you're always
getting text messages?
I mind, you know.
I didn't say anything.
You know why?
I'm not a sh*t like you.
I love you.
Cheers.
So what did you decide
about the mountains?
What d'you think...?
What? You've cancelled again?
Can you imagine me on a ski lift?
Me and mountains?
Sure, why not?
And they say
lawyers don't have imagination!
Hey, that au-pair of yours,
she's Hungarian, isn't she?
Yeah.
What's she like?
-Who?
-The au-pair.
Why do you always drag
What?
You want me to pee on you?
Wait. Not here.
Not on the double sheets.
No?
When's your wife coming back?
Tomorrow.
Tomorrow?
You told me in a week.
Oh. They want
to come back earlier.
The weather's lousy.
I have an idea.
A pleasant surprise for everyone
skiing in the Krkonoe mountains.
Where tomorrow
the weather's going to clear up.
Blue skies all the way.
So be patient.
And don't panic.
We wish you all a nice evening.
We can escape to the mountains,
away from the lowland wind and rain,
where it will be clear and sunny
thanks to the thermal inversion
and the temperatures will be
around a pleasant 10 degrees.
The wind in the mountains
is going to be mild.
In short, just a gentle breeze.
-WARNING:
HEAVY SNOWFALL-We wish you all a nice evening.
Drink up.
And that young lady, Jakub,
who babysits for you sometimes...
Is she nice to you?
-Yeah.
-Yeah?
-Pretty, huh?
-Yeah.
-You like her?
-Yeah.
Show me.
Hey, it's 39. Naughty boy!
You shouldn't go to the mountains,
when the weather's bad.
How is it?
-39. Can I get another cup of tea?
-Yeah, thanks.
Hey, give that here.
I'm telling you,
give me that phone.
Go on, give it me.
OK, read it, then.
"I forgot the turtle."
-What's a "korytnaka"?
-"Turtle".
Ah-ha. So take your turtle,
your phone,
and get out.
inside us.
The tunes we used to know faded.
stopped playing.
And the summer attracts new songs.
You're fired.
Who said it was a good idea
to put it the other way round?
It was his idea.
What do you want here?
Hey, that's a nice warm welcome.
-Delighted to see you, father.
-Oh, kiss my ass.
Why so angry, my beloved parents?
I come to hang your curtains
and you're like this to me?
You're overreacting, mom. You say
yourself that I get on your nerves.
Oh come on - you're showing off,
they wouldn't want you
even on a soap opera.
So where are the curtains?
Zuzana has hung them already.
You're late.
She's a real treasure, isn't she?
-Yes, she is, actually.
-Unlike me, huh?
Yes, unlike you.
But I won't let anyone take her
away from me. Nor Jakub.
And who do you think wants
to take them away from you?
You, of course.
A mature man doesn't get divorced
just because of his wife's big nose.
You're not in the least
bit ashamed?
-No.
-No?
No. Why?
So what.
This is not about some big nose.
This is about the fact
that love, has left us -
like many other couples.
Love, God, love...
God, he's a moron.
That song should be as clean
as the red sky.
As transparent as a daze.
As light as a stork,
about to take flight.
And as neat as a back yard.
That song should
sound like a guitar,
in which there's
the nightingale's nest...
Yes?
Yes. Vejvodova street. I got it.
Be there in 20 minutes.
This is something, look.
How horrible it is.
Come here... Wait.
Is that a price tag?
No, that's mom's number,
if I get lost.
I write that for him
every time we go out.
In a few years I'll be putting a
note like that round your neck too.
You won't be here
in a few years, mom.
And that baby Jesus, he was
a VlP baby. That's a hippo.
What are you telling him?
You think that kid understands you?
-Tell me.
-I understand.
You see.
and brought him gifts.
Like this. This is a gift. Look.
That's the toilet.
Zuza, see how he's
putting on an act for you?
-He...is...in...love...with...you.
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