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bell sounds

As usual too late, Eddie

Chief Inspector! Who is that guy? The brother of Pan Tau?

Inspector Very Long my partner.....and the hot Eddie - a greasy informant.

Now, what do you have for us?

I have informations ... about the Wixxer (masturbator)...

the Wixxer...is really...

your old colleague....Inspector Rather-short!

We already know that!

Was even mentioned in the newspaper.

But unfortunately he run away

OK....Rather-short is in this very moment...in

Argh!!

what:
"In the ass????"

I heard "in Argentinia"

or "Aachen"? (city in Germany)

the informant speaks very unclear...

Yes, Eddie, you are SUPER!

You are the best! The number one of the informants!

Red Indians!!

Duck!

You take that way!

Freeze!

The Wixxer....

Go on, Rather! Take off your stupid mask.

No further step!

LOOONG!!

I am coming!

Chief Inspector - catch!

Damned!

Because of you Rather-Short got away again!

No he did not!

Here lies Rather-Short. Because he is dead.

Rather!

That means:
There is a new Wixxer....

And there are another 6 graves...but all empty.

Chief inspector I think we have a problem.

I think YOU have a problem.

(here lies Very Long)

Hello! Here speaks EDGAR WALLACE!

Morning!

Seven graves - seven heads....

and who is that?

That's me, Sir.

Ha, no seriously - who is the ugly bird?

That's really him.

And who is this little b*tch?

Sir John !! This is Miss Victoria Dickham.

What?! THE Victoria Dickham?! - I don't know her at all.

She is the doughter of Lord David - your predecessor.

David Dickham, the best man of Scottland Yard. The legend...

Oh yes, Dicky the old criminal. And who are the three negroes there?

They all look the same....

From those we just have the names. Brinkman is taking care of that.

Why am I on the deathlist with those people? I even don't know them.

But Please do not take that to serious.

What do you think how often I was on deathlists already?

Why don't we send him on holidays?

Can not do. He doesn't have any holidays left...

Oh, that's bad luck.

Or we bring him to a safe place - and wait until the whole thing is over.

You want to insult him ?! An Inspectior of the

Yard would rather die than give away that case!

Ok! Than you just stay here!

My office is called the "safest place on earth" for a reason!

DUCK!!!

Good News, Sir John! I do not have cancer after all!

Who ever is the new Wixxer - he means serious bussiness!

He already ordered seven coffins - all for tomorrow.

That means we have only one day.

And how many hours does such a day have?

Twentyfour.....

My Name is chief inspector Even Longer. And this is the longest day of my life.

All what you see is happening in realtime. Only a lot faster...

Well, if it is like that, I make ourselves a nice coffee first.

It must be here.

Good afternoon, gentlemen. WHat can I do for you?

Scottland Yard! We must urgently speak with Lord Dickham.

A pleasure. I will see whether Lord Dickham is available for the gentlemen.

Please enter.

You have a funny accent.

I am from Germany.

Ah!

Ehm. This fat man and his assistant want to talk to you, my Lady.

Scottland Yard!

But my lawer already explained everything!

This group of kids run into my Rolls Royce!

Its about you stepdaughter.

Oh!

I am Chief Inspector Even Longer. Oh, ehm... sorry, I... just quickly...

Do you have a precise idea what you hope to find down there?

Ehm, Lord Dickham! Nice that we finally meet....

My beautiful nose - it was just brand new!

I buy you a new one, darling. Now breathe slow - very calm now ....

And you! ahve now exactly ten seconds for an explanation

before you breath filtered air in jail.

Not necessary, Sir, We are from the Yard. May I say what a big honour it is.....

....to finally meet you in person. The man who all alone cought the Zinker!

Ehhm, that was Heinz Drache (other German actor).

And with what do you think you have to waste my precious time with,

Chief Inspector?

Oh, a misunderstanding....

Inspector Even Long - aehm, Chief Inspector Even Long...

The other way around...

Oh, God. A lot changed in the Yard obviously!

Something like him we would have put in Prison in my time!

It's about your daughter, SIr. She is in severe danger.

Victoria! Oh, my God!

Don't talk such a nonsense!

My daughter is in an animal shelter and helps guinipigs with eating disorder.

My daughter on the Wixxer's death list??

Don't worry, Sir. I will take her to my place for safety reasons.

To Scottland Yard... to protect her....

The same way you protected my wife? No way!

And now both of you make yourself invisible!

We are expected in the Abbey St. Foku Vila.

The royal wedding takes place there...

How nice! We have visitors!

Victoria!

Papa, look, I found this poor pigeon on the drive way.

Ooch, an accident?

On first sight, may be. But the bruise on the head.....

.... is a sure sign for an influence from outside! Did you search the crime scene?

Sure! And there I found this !

And who owns this? - The son of our maid!

Did he confess? - I already handed him over to his parents.

Gratulations Mrs. Watson! - Thanks, Mr. Holmes.

Sorry, Mrs. Dickham! I am afraid I have bad news for you.

I am sure this is a misunderstanding.

You should better take this threat serious. The Wixxer is a very bad man!

We know that!

Hence we will take care of the safety of our daughter ourselves.

Dolly, please get a private detective.

But Papa, I can take car of myself. Who would want to harm me?

Especially on a beautiful day like today....

Don't let go! Don't look down!

Attention, I pull you up now! One, two.....

.....three, four , five , six! That calms the nerves!

I get a glass water for you. I get you a Brandy.

I get myself a glass Champagne!

Victoria, I was so worried about you.

Everything is ok.

Did you already talk to Papa about us? I am sure he will like you.

Like ...might be a little....let's say we are on the same wave length.

Thank God! You know how important his approval is for me.

Well, when will you ask him for my hand?

That's on top of my list.

Here is your water Mrs. Dickham.

Thanks!

That was Chucky Norris! I am absolutely sure! I saw him in the garden.

Aha!

That finishes me off! We have just one day to prevent five killings...

And now we even have to play baby sitter for an unmannered kid...

But I had the impression the two of you like each other ...

What do you want to say with that?

Nothing!

Ok, you hugged and kissed her. But that does not mean much...

Very often you get hugged and kissed by strangers.

Yes, yes, yes, ok! You are right!

After Jennifer I was totally desperate. I felt so lonely.

I even stopped drinking.

Victoria and me we are ... we come together... we go together.

Thats nice! - Nice, as if!

You saw what her father thinks of me.

He is the most important person for her.

But now owrd to anyone, clear!

My relationship to Victoria is purely professional.

Did you get that?

Naturally! Purely professional!

But for the world of aristrocrats you might have to work on your looks.

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