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One time gefilte salad combination, please.

Dressing? - Vinegrette, please. Thanks!

And what does your girlfriend want? - I take the burger with sauce.....

NO, NO,NO! The chief inspector eats diet from now on. What you have for that?

Diet..... - here!

Thank you!

You failed! - Yes I know, I ...

Tomorow is the roayl wedding. You just have one day left! - Hello, HELLO!!

Why did the man put the receiver down?! I did not even say good bye!!!

Is it really serious between you and Mrs. Dickham?

It was never this serious for me.

Hey! Wrong cantine!

Victoria is the first women who loves me for what I am - and I will marry her.

You know, I had so many disappointments....but Victoria is different.

Yes, I know:
She is young and beautiful...and from a good family.

And I am tired, old and live in my car...

Nevertheless we belong together. Can you understand that?

You have..... - yes, yes, I have no style, no manners..

But I never was in a private school like you!

Ehm, I would... - You would help me?

Hmm?

Don't let me beg now! You saw how Lord Dickham likes you.

You just have to teach me how to behave and all...

It's an honour for me.

Let's start right now. - What? Not now.

We must be at the coroners office in 5 minutes.

That's more than enough!

That worked out perfectly!

[Coroner - 5 minutes later] - Very elegant.

That is the chief inspector who is trusted by the women.

Yeah, but it is quite tight here on top. - It's very nice there on top.

Prof. Brinkman there are two clowns.

Hey kids, look who is there. Piggy fat and piggy smart.

My son is getting 8 and at home we renovate.

So we had to move the party here.

And where is your wife? - Over there, drawer number 207.

Tja, death trap house work. A piece of cake?

Tell me, don't you recognize something on our Chief inspector?

He became more fat, did he?

Let's get down to business. Did you find out anything?

A lot.

That is for sure Rather Short - no doubt!

That is NOT Rather Short....

Right!

That is Rather Short! - And something interesting: He is dead.

Hey Klausi, there are your glasses! - Thanks, uncle Brinkmann.

You know anything about our death candidates yet?

- Sure! We make a lot of progress...

This here is you! And that is a distant relative of the Queen.

The daughter of the Duke of DIckham. The 14th in the row of future Queens.

At least an attractive corpse to be, isn't she?

Papa, what is that? - That is a liver, Blacky.

Now you put it back into the uncle where you found it!

What about the other names?

No idea. But I already ordered a few people - to buy a telephone book.

I will call you as soon as I know something.

One should not play with testicles!

One more question, Brinkmann: "Do you Know Chucky Norris?"

The insane mass murderer?

Good man!

You know where to find him?

Attitude! Attitude, inspector! Don't scuffle!

Straighten the spine - show the chest - head up!

Yes, yes... - Not "yes,yes", that is important!

People look at that. Who walks cock-eyed gets looked at cock-eyed!

"schief" [cock-eyed] inspector.....

Chief, you look much better. Now, smile! Smile! Yes, like that!

Just watch the eyes of the nice nurse who will open the door....

Who is there?!

[don't worry, lead!] - what are you doing here, Hatler? I thought you are a butler.

Not at all! That was just a holiday job! During my studies.

Because those faschists did not give me any subsidies.

But against all odds I got my doctor title in psycholgy and since two years

I am the Fuehrer - aeh leader - of this clinic.

And how is Jeniffer?

No idea, we split up. She did not agree with my german shepard dog.

Papperlapapp! Why are you interested in my patient Chucky Norris?

He was seen at a crime scene of an assassination.

Impossible!

See yourself. He sits since years in this cell.

Are you really sure he can not get out here?

Hundred per(cent)...

Chacko! Has this patient been released at any time?

I don't understand that.

I think he wanted to say: "no".

This institute is absolutely break safe!

Than you will agreee if I look around a little...

ok, make yourself at home..

He doesn't stink as susal - did he shower?

Yes. ...purely professional!

...or gay...

...I am hungry...

wanna buy rose , hahaha

I never saw something terrible like this...

I captured - aeh, took over - this clinic two years ago.

And completely renovated.

What's wrong with you? You are so nervous.

I am on the death list. - My God!

Don't be a wuzz! You lack the necessary self-confidence!

You must just belive in yourself! Than you can conquer the whole world!

Painting! Perfect therapy against delusions of grandeur.

Secret files. Highly confidential. A to D

Here you are! We searched you all over the place.

Who lives here? - The caretaker. The good soul of my institute.

He wanted to cut the hedge....Do you know where he is?

I think he is already outside.

What are you looking at? Do you think I am insane?

What do you think? You are just a chair!!

SILENCE! We are not in the mad house!

Oooh, mail!

I must go to the Abbey at once.

I must kill them!

TAXI !!

[13:
38 Abbey St,. Vokuhila black and white]

hoho, that is an exquisite old building.

Reminds me of old times. I worked a lot in black and white..

The nuns don't believe in color. They say: If God would have liked color,

he would have printed the bible in color.

The interior architect should be held liable!

Ihhh, what is that?

This is Jesus, my naive angel.

Hudson! We look around. Bring the luggage to our rooms.

Hudson, you can't do that alone. just wait...

And here will be the royal wedding? Miserable!

That is not necessary, Miss Victoria.

Pppaerlappa, Hudson. I never was interested in other peoples opinion.

People should help each other no matter what class they belong.

They should be ther for each other.

Shared misery is half misery. One shall carry the other ones load.

Victoria!

Even!

You look good! Papa will appreciate. Me also by the way.

Victoria, it is a big mistake to stay over night here.

You can't trust nuns! - Why you say that?

My parents have been nuns...

For me this Abbey is the safest place on earth.

I have a lot of nice memories here

The nuns always took good care of me when

Papa was away to hunt horrible criminals

the matron will look after me. I know Sister Lucifa my whole life

or even longer

Not even a WIxxer would dare to attack me here.

Anyway! I would like to watch you around the clock.

But I also have to take care of the other victims.

No problem! I mean chief , I could... - That is a good idea! We split up!

I watch the Abbay and you take care about the next death candidate.

Right! But as I am myself on the death list it could be a little risky

to go so alone in the lions cave...

Do you want to go to my room to see whether everything is ok?

That is my duty!

Shall I show you my dress which I will wear at the marriage?

Yes, please!

But first we go to papa and tell him about our plans!

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