Neues vom Wixxer Page #3

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I wanted to tell you....your father and me... we...

Sister Lucifa!

How many nuns are living here?

None of your business!

25 - plus sister Steffanie who came to us recently. The poor soul.

Thank you. Six sugar cubes please.

She is deaf-mute.

I AM SORRY!

The tea is perfect, Sister. - Great are the doings of the Lord...

and who appreciates them fancies them. Jessia, 1.1.1 verse 2.

"Morituri te salutant" = "The doomed for death salute you"

Asterix as galdiator, book 3 page 43...

You are a smart man - I don't like you!

Cigarettes?

No thanks, I don't smoke on duty.

I am happy that you are here.

One feels much safer when Scottland Yard is in the house.

Was that you? - What?

Na, this...

Chucky Norris - did I know it!

YOU? YOU?

BUT! BUT!

WHAT? WHAT?

Did he shot at me?

Do you know him? - distantly...

he is my brother.

Step brother to be precise. One can see that, right, mopsy?

You shall not call me like that!

Earlier everybody called you that. Or buddah, bally, or hamburger

And what are you doing here?

My job, beautiful Lady.

You are dance instructor for Lambada.

Not any more. With dancing alone you dont get any women any more.

But with that.

"the three questionmarks"??? Solve any mistery.

First detective:
Much Longer - Second detective: Much Longer

third detective:
Much Longer. Investigation and Archive: Much Longer.

What is that all about?

It always looks better if you have some subordinates...

By the way my friends call me: "Much-Oh"

You tell me right now what you are doing here!

Tja, what to say? It has been a day like any other..

I remember it as if it was yesterday....

but it was today noon...

I sat in my office and the work grew over my head as usual....

I just desired three things: A scotch, a woman

and that hair tonic which I ordered from Pais,...

when I recognized my pronounced arm muscles,

on of the wishes came into my office

and I at once saw: it was NOT the hair tonic!

Much Longer?

Depends who asks.

Me.

Than:
Yes.

It's about my stepdaughter. She is on the Wixxer's death list.

Look, lady, I take every case. But I am not interested in crime.

I want to be honest to you, lady. Risk is not my thing.

For that I am just too young.

I am desperated. You were my last hope.

I think I faint.

What about 200 pound plus costs?

You are pretty expensive, Lady!

The 200 pounds are for you!

You shall protect Victoria?

I don't need a bodyguard!

Wait a moment! You are Victoria?

Slowly all pieces fall into place.

Like a good Puzzle.

We go now to Lord Dickham!

Dr. Brinckmann?

Dr. Brinckmann?

Ah, it's you!

I just had a short nap.

The only place where you can get a little peace.

Good that you are still alive! The colleagues already placed bets on you.

How many think I survive? - Nobody!

We just bet "WHEN" it will get you.

Do you want to join the bet? - No, Thank you.

You found out the address of the next victim?

Ah, yes, right!

...Ceasar Cicero Catch - Latin Teacher, lives Flickenschild Street 7 - good luck!

You don't want to come with me?

Unfortunately not, You see yourself how much work is pending here.

It's just...my father got shot on duty...

...he was all alone...

the mistery never got solved. Yeah yeah, that's how it is.

Good bye, Dr. Brinckman.

Ok, guys! He is gone!

Lord Dickham, did your wife really order this dance teacher

to protect Victoria?

I can only say:
Luckily! He saved my daughters life. I am thankfull forever...

let's say until I die.

Lord Dickham, to make it clear, you do not have to thank me.

I just do my job.

I could get used to you.

Cohiba?

No thanks, I don't drink on duty.

What is going on here?

Sir David, Victoria needs a man she can 100 percent trust!

Do you really take me for an old stupid idiot?

Sure! ....Surely not - I mean...

When I see how you look at her I know exactly what you think!

Why think? I just want... purely professional...

If I come to know that you put your sausage fingers on my daughter,

I will reactivate my Judo knowledge and rip you apart in mid-air!

Do we understand each other?

Hey, Mopsy, do you want to hear my opinion?

NO! - I think the old guy with the white hair does not like you.

But don't worry. It might just be because of you.

Shut up!

You are not so ok. Yes, I can feel it.

Now you know how I felt when we were kids.

There only you have been in the center.

I have been where??

Don't you remmeber?

At that time you made good weather with our grand parents

by building a Big Ben...

Than you came...with your new step-shoes...

shortly afterwards they died....

I have never been in the center.

There only you always were dancing.

Dancing is good for the figure. I recommend break dance for you.

Pitty, pitty! He was a good man. And still so young.

Pretty sad. Stepped to death. With his own dagger.

No, he would have survived the dagger.

He got killed by that here.

Who has such ideas? Beasty!

What a luck that you had a can of tomato juice in your breast pocket!

Why did you? - I always have that.

Very clever!

Dr. Brinckmann what shall we do with the paintings?

Look valuable - take them with us!

A good idea to get shot. The Wixxer thinks your are dead now.

Yes, but I still do not get what is the meaning of those names on the list?

Sir John! That is not your flat!

Really? Pitty!

My patience is finished ! Stop the fairy tales! [book title: Fairy tales - Grimm]

Chucky Norris is going in and out here as it pleases him!

Did you ever think of locks?

Please behave. I do not approve of your Nazi methods.

I know, what I saw.

Your patient got my girlfriend...

...an innocent women - almost killed.

Hence I will get him now - no matter what you say.

I am seriously concerned about you. What is bothering you?

You want to know what bothers me? That I can tell you.

The Wixxer is still at large. And he makes fun of me.

He even tells me whom he wants to kill.

Just keep on talking.

And the father of my girlfriend hates me.

Though he was always my big example.

Calm down, relax.

For that is no time now.

RELAX!!!

Now let's talk very honest.

Since when are you attracted to older men?

What? I am not!

You hate that Lord Dickham?

No, I envy (menghormati) him.

You envy also a man?

Chief inspector, do you sometimes wish to be a woman?

Bullocks! Ok, I got my back waxed, but...

...I only did it because my partner wanted it.

Anyway, my brother does that every week.

And everybody thinks he is great.

Allthough he does nothing but stupid nonsense.

Idendity loss - pathologic hate on imaginary brother -

Stop it! I have totally diffferent worries!

...abnormal self-pitty -

Yeah, yeah and most probably I am also schizophrenic...

...perfect, schizophrenic...

Yja, my good chief inspector, I should keep you for observation.

Just for a few years.

I have enough. You can be happy if you keep your teeth!

I am now going to Chucky Norris.

Diagnosis:
A**hole!

Chucky!?

I knew it!

If I do not loose two pounds until tomorrow,

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