Neues vom Wixxer Page #4

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I will never fit into the dress...

Pardon, two pounds will not be enough Mylady.

{distant scream] Ahhh, my eye!

Where do you go, Dicky? To Victoria?

Later may be, darling. Now I will go to toilett first.

Big or small?

Let's see, what is possible.

Oh God, that is boring!

Continue, Hudson, and quick please.

As you wish, Mylady.

It is one of those rainy evenings ....

...I follow this lady...name I forgot.

What are you doing here?

Even if I knew, I would not be allowed to tell.

I found this in my shower.

Dr. Hatler...!?

For heaven's sake what is going on here?

Why is this room here? - You ask that?

Chucky Norris run away! - Run away?

From your mad house! - What?

And someone tried to kill me! - I am not involved in that!

I despise violence.

If I wouldn't have the steel plate in my head, I would be dead by now.

Korea war? - School sport competition.

Brinckman? We run out of time!

Yes, I know.

Who are the two unknown on the death list?

That are Fred Fartwind and Kuki Dent...

Yeah I know that those are Fred Fartwind and Kuki Dent!

But where can we find them?

Wait a moment! I have no idea!

Super! Thanks for nothing!

Idiot!

You dont know kKuki and Fred, inspector?

No, do you?

Yes, they own a very distinguished establishment at the Thames.

Join me! Today they have Karaoke.

Dr. Hatler please to the ....

[23:
11 At the saucy flute smurf]

This is a passport control!

What took you so long?

Fred and Kuki are in there night club. We closed everything.

This time the Wixxer will not outrun us. Let's go inside.

I should not go inside.

Why that?

The Wixxer thinks, he shot me dead. And I want it to stay like that.

Shall I solve the mistery alone now? Do you rather want to go home?

I already fought for my life today while you held hands with your girlfriend!

Where have you been when my head almost got cut open?

Ah, yes, I forgot. At that time you have been bussy to let the Wixxer get away!

The WIxxer shot three times into my can!

You are not longer objective due to all your love!

I don't have to listen to such a garbage.

I wanted your help. Well I already got double crossed by a partner.

Say, where did you come from...

From the Yard naturally we come...

Look at that! Dolly Dickham...

Where are the others??

Do they all look like you?

Yes they all look like we!

Noo, than you can not enter.

EVEN!

Sir John!

Did not know that you are leading this crackdown.

Did you already spot Fred and Kuki?

Fred and Kuki?? This is Mimi and Mumu!

Twins and highly talented!

We are here privately. Like every evening. right, blacky ?!

At least you have fun.

Fred Fartwind, Kuki Dent?

My friends call me gloomy Fred.

But I am not your friend. Is that your brothel?

Tell the barkeeper that you are a cop, than you'll get an apple juice for free.

I am not here for fun. The Wixxer wants to kill both of you.

But we have the best bodyguards from England.

The boy with the harp - The puppeteer...

...from Mexico!

You should better not underestimate the Wixxer!

Or both of you are as good as dead.

Did you hear Kuki-Baby? We are as good as dead!

To our death!

Man Even! Where you show up the people fall over

like the shithouse flies!

They were killed, Sir! - Probabky the Whisky!

Right, Cyanide.

Good stuff!

Where did this bottle come from? - Someone brought it before.

How did he look like?

Very normal, black, black hat, death mask....

And he was totally black.

We must go back to the Abbey at once!

The WIxxer is always one step ahead.

Now I will not go one millimeter away from you.

You are the last one on the list.

I feel the solution is very near...

...but I dont't get the parts together.

Much! What are you doing there?

How did you recognize me? I even disguised myself!

You could help me. Right now three nons with a box disappeared...

I am sorry, I am very bussy myself.

They wore pumps and straps...

You are right, we must find them!

I just ask the humpback. Hey Mobby Dick!

Is her a secret pass way?

What's wrong with the old frog? Stupid, or what?

She is deaf-mute.

No reason to ignore my question.

See this georgeous foggy night. Here we can be only the two of us..

Finally alone!

Oh, Even, if the marriage tomorrow could be ours already!

Have you met Papa?

Yeah...I have been there..and we have ...

...Tell me, is the Queen also coming?

Naturally! Her great nice marries.

The whole royal family will be there.

And you will be part of it soon.

Now, did both of you talk together?

Yes, ...wea have ... long... talked...

Even, I am so happy! Now everything will be good.

Dolly?!

Chucky?!

Interesting!

My beloved stepdaughter in the arms of this fat cop.

Your father has been right after all.

There must be a secret passage here!

Carefull, Chucky. With that one can hurt people.

[swamp - more swamp]

HELP! I am stuck in here! HELP!

Here, grab it!

That is too short!

Hurry, inspector! I did not hurt you after all!.

I just had to kill the messenger! The Wixxer demanded it from me!

Say it now! Who is the Wixxer?

The Wixxer... you will never guess that!

The Wixxer is nobody else than...Argh!

Now I got you, Wixxer!

We should bring you to the hospital, Mylady.

All away there! Hands up, Mylady!

Are you insane? You almost killed me.

Funny, isn't it? Your own plan backfired.

You wanted to kill Viktoria!

To become sole beneficiary to the Dickham fortune.

That is why you followed us.

You always just cared about the money, didn't you?

Dicky will cut you out of his will anyway when he hears of you two.

I thought you talked to him.

One after the other...

You hired a totally incompetent detective from whom you knew

he could not protect Victoria

Where is Much by the way?

Stop!

This is my dance area, there is your dance area!

And you killed Freddy and Kuki that nobody could find out

you worked there as cheap B-girl.

But I saw your photo in the bar.

And than you wrote to Chucky Norris, where he can find Viktoria.

On your letter head!

The game is over, WIXXER!

I think you are wrong, chief inspector.

Pardon, the photo you mentionde was made by me during a party.

And on the letter this is the logo of our paper mill.

That paper is available all over England.

I also have one! Me too!

First of all, I have shot the Wixxer.

He must have a wound on his left shoulder.

You are soo finished!

Why didn't you tell me that earlier, you complete idiot?

Only because you kept important information from me,

I had to ,,.. a totally innocent...

Try to dip in straight!

No, John! Now there must be an end!

I demand that you suspend this man right now!

Ah, just wait, Dicky. I am sure he just did his job.

Yes, that he did and soundly! I just came from the hospital.

Do you know how my wife looks? Like a shagged chicken! And me too.

What is wrong with you. You should go home and sleep a while.

Papa will protect me.

That is my job. I can do that as good as him.

And I am awake and highly concentrated.

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