Neues vom Wixxer Page #5

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How late is it by the way?

And on top I suspect this guy to fancy my daughter!

Ah, Dicky, I don't believe that.

No normal women would let herself be touched by Even.

Except if she gets money for it.

You must rub more intensively. Like that?

I can't get it out....

Harder, otherwise it doesn't work...

John!

You know what you have to do!

Yeah, but Dicky! Who shall do his job??

[8:
00 Abbey St, Vokuhila]

This moment the European high society gathers here to....

I am Pavel and have no idea what I am doing here!

Looks nice her in color.

We do this only because of the TV coverage.

Black and white would irritate the advertisement target group

of the 14-49 year old.

Ignorant pack!

Do you know what I like most in animals?

They never lie to you.

I did not want to lie to you. I really tried to talk to your father...

It's really better if you go now.

Before another misery happens.

Yes, you are right. I messed it up.

Even you do not trust me anymore. Why should you?

Five people on the list are dead - I almost killed your stepmother

my partner hates me - your father hates me even more

Sir John fired me.

And I have no fade idea who this damned Wixxer is.

Tja, this I will also not need anymore.

Huh, EVEN!!

I finish you, you old dirt-pig!

Mopsy finally grows up.

This is an important day for the British Royals

Princess Barbie of Kent - the great nice of the queen -

is going to give the wedding wow to her yearlong love

Prince Richard of Hohenlollern

And there she arrives the beautiful Princess

who as usual dazzeles through her Beauty

followed by Prince Richy - he never fails to answer the questions

of the many reporters

Yes, he knows it perfectly - the manners of the German high society

and he knows how to behave appropriate.

In the church the high society looks forward to the ceremony

the Ladiues and Gentlemen present themselves in colorfull clothes

evrey fashion designer is presented here.

There must be a secret passage.

Where is he?!

He who?? You have been in there with a man??

Why did you never talk to me about that?

Where is the Wixxer?

He was in here and kidnapped Victoria.

Damned. How did they get out of here?

Not through the window for sure.

That is only painted....

[secret passage]

What did I say? Painted!

Just forget the girl. There are so many women on earth.

I know what I talk about!

Pitty. We can not enter. But we tried!

You better handle that. You know women better...

Ok, girls. I really don't want to hit women...

All right!

Hey, Ladies!

Only one is allowed to hit my little broither. And that's me.

No feeling for rythm!

Hands up!!

Hey, Wixxer! You forgot your ashtray!

That's how it's done!

Victoria!

Thank God, she lives!

We have less than two minutes.

For heaven's sake!

The WIxxer wants to blow up the royal family.

I hate bombs.

What shall I do? - Cut the blue wire, it is always the blue one.

Stop! Red! In one film it has been the red one.

Much what do you think?

Much?!

Sorry, but bombs are just not my thing.

But you can't leave us just like that!

Yes, I think I can.

Green is the hope - or yellow - from the color point of view...

Just shut up!

Call Brinckmann. He knows bombs.

Hello...

Long here! we must defuse a bomb and have only 50 seconds left!

Wait a moment.

Hello!!??

Here I am. What is the model?

A certain death 5000?!

Top Model! With that you could blow up a whole Abbey.

And how can we defuse it??!!

Yes...yes....aha...yes...yes...

...ok...ok everything clear - Thanks!

ANd? - He says one can not stop it.

We must all die.

Once I fall in love and than this sh*t happens!

Long, quick! Wack it! - The Wixxer??!

No, the switch at the wall!

Now!

How did you know which wire to cut?

In black and white all wires look alike. The color does not matter there!

Now we want to see who is behind the mask this time.

Sister Lucifa!!

Surprised, chief inspector?

I thought that!

That is why you didn ot want us in the Abbey.

And your plan was to blow everybody up, because....

in fact:
"why??"

She is not the Wixxer!

But who is it than?

The one who points the gun at us right now.

Lord Dickham! You?!

You have a surprising ability to watch things.

You are the Wixxer?? But you were an idol!

An example for everybody in Scottland Yard.

Your cases have been filmed even.

You did not understand a thing!

It was always about Victoria.

But she is your daughter!

You still did not understand.

Victoria is....

the Wixxer!

Victoria?!

You killed your own father...

I hate him! He crossed me the day when he married this snake!

And today I would have blown up both..

...and with them the whole royal family.

Why?

That I can become Queen of England !!

Why else?

Sure, you are the 14th in the row of princesses...

But why the death list?

I killed Rather Short just for you, Even.

He was a bad man.

And to take over as Wixxer was perfect to mislead everybody.

Eddie helped me. But than he wanted to cross me.

And Fred and Kuki had to be stopped.

Their bar was the worst B*tch brothel of whole London.

But why Very?? He is almost just a kid.

Because you spent more time with him than with me.

Also you must make sacrifices - as I have to...

And C.C. Catch?

Ah, C.C. Catch!

He always let me fail in latin.

And I can't kill him anymore when I am Queen of England!!!

My god, you are totally insane...

That means you faked the assassinations on you to mislead us.

Chuck Norris was just a will-free puppet.

As she is!

No!

I am her mother!

I was the first wife of Lord Dickham.

He left me. Shortly after her birth. He said I am insane. INSANE!

Me!!!

But why does she wear your Wixxer cloth?

Mother just faked the kidnapping.

I wanted to make sure that you do not come to know any of it.

You should have be my King.

Together we would have created a better world.

There is no "we", Victoria. Come, give me the weappon.

You will not shot at me.

Yes, I will!

No...

Nooooooo!

Very! Very, say something!

You saved my life!

And I doubted you...

You killed him!

I can't forgive you that!

Good bye.

Sister Steffanie??

Special Agent Inge Lenzen, FBI.

Always the same place...

I am responsible for the safety of prince Friedwart.

The situation is under control.

The wedding can continue....

I have enough with you! You damned ashole -

I am sorry for your colleague.

He was the best partner I ever had.

I like to hear that, Sir.

Very, you live!

Naturally!

You and your stupid tomato juice!

An old Yard trick. I personally introduced it.

Who knows how many cops got saved by it!

You will all go to hell!

Will she ever recover?

Difficult to say...

...pathologic phantasies are not my special field ...

I did send her already two years ago in his clinic.

But I had to surrender. ANd you know taht I don't like that!

Ahh, such a nice office! I would like that!

Victoria did love you a lot.

She shot me!

That is part of a good relationship.

What do you think how often my wife shot me?

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