New Kids Nitro Page #3

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- Don't you dare.

Corrie.

Corrie.

- F***ing c*nt. I'll kill you

No. I'll kill you!

Calm down, young man,

otherwise I'II...

See you later.

Mom, get out of Maaskantje.

Is dangerous.

Why? I feel great.

I have so much energy.

Listen to me, Mom.

I can't tell you everything.

But take the bus right now and try to get

as far away from Maaskantje as you can.

No, son.

I'm staying here.

Besides, I don't like to travel.

You know that.

Goddammit mom, listen.

- Hold on.

Someone is coming. Goddammit,

who would come by on a Sunday?

Hello?

- Goddammit mom, listen to me!

What are you doing damned homo cop?

- Excuse me?

We have to get out of here!

Dave is with our mom.

I know. What if we take my shirt...

- Shut up, f***ing snitch!

What if we get a paperclip...

- Shut up!

Hey idiots, whas up?

Craziness.

What did you say?

- Hey, how are you?

Who are you?

- Yes, of course.

I know you, but you don't know me,

of course. Funny.

I work for the Ministry of Defense.

We've been following you for a while

from a distance.

Yes.

To make a long story short...

We want you to help us out

with a situation in the Friesland region.

Are you crazy or something?

- You are crazy, dude, c*nt.

We can supply you with guns...

...and we'll make sure

you'll never have to work again.

And you will be released immediately.

- Fine, dude.

Homos!

Goddammit, Adrie.

How could you let them get out?

Yes, no, but those...

OK, hand it over. You know the drill.

You're fired. Again.

There he is.

Pete Crybaby.

Mom?

Ries!

What happened to my house?

Mom!

Ronnie picked me up

and we celebrated my health.

Mom, you have to leave.

Is not safe here anymore.

Ronnie will take you to the bus station.

- Will do.

I'll make sure you get

a ticket to Ameland.

I'll book you a hotel, all inclusive.

You deserve to get pampered.

- You're so good to me.

Mom...

...I don't say this often...

Dave!

He's coming.

Over there.

Where is he?

- Be careful, dude.

Thas Dave, dude.

- Is a ping-pong table.

I thought it was Dave.

Are you completely useless?

You f*** up everything.

I couldn't even tell her

that I love her, dude. C*nt.

Homo.

Dave, dude.

Les finish this.

Meet us at 4 p. m.

Next to the highway, c*nt.

Heigh ho homos.

Where are the Maaskantje homos.

Heigh ho homos.

There they are, the Maaskantje homos.

You're going to die.

Bring it on. Get AIDS,

you fat c*nts from Schijndel.

Homosexuals.

Deborah has a nice tight p*ssy.

I dare you to say that again, dude,

now that you still can.

Nice tight p*ssy.

We'll kill you.

And your whole f***ing village, goddammit!

Stop it, people.

Hi, I'm Anja from

the Association Against Cursing.

You're going too far, guys.

Wouldn't it be nice if two rival groups,

like you, entered into a discussion?

Don't curse at each other.

I can give an example...

Is Roy really sticking that broken

broom handle up her c*nt?

Whore.

Ladies and gentlemen,

may I have your attention please?

We have to wait here for the ferry

to take us to beautiful Ameland.

F***ing Friesland!

- And I have a nice announcement to make.

You can go stretch your legs outside

for five minutes before we go on the ferry.

Well folks, look at that.

I think they want...

Hey, c*nt.

Mom?

- Ries!

Mom! Mom!

Thas a f***ing great Knoepert,

goddammit.

The Knoepert, available at a snack bar

near you. Is gigantic, dude.

The manufacturers can't be held

responsible for the effects...

...of the changing ingredients

of the Knoepert.

We are gathered here today...

...because we have lost

a special human being.

Corrie Batsbak,

the mother of Richard Batsbak.

Unfortunately, we can't bury her body...

...because it hasn't been found

since the attack that took her life.

In that place, Friesland.

Corrie wasn't just my neighbor.

Corrie and I,

we really trusted each other.

And Richard, your mother asked me

to tell you this after her death.

You never knew your father.

There's a reason for that.

Apart from the fact that he robbed

your mother...

...while she was giving birth to you

at the hospital...

...and f***ed a lot of whores

while he was still with your mother...

Anyway, your father was...

...from Schijndel.

So you are half Schijndelian.

What kind of bullshit is that, dude?

Well, look. Of course she was ashamed

that she f***ed someone from Schijndel.

I'm going to get her body.

This isn't a worthy funeral

for such a good woman.

So where are you going to look?

- In the direction of Ameland, dude.

I'll kill every f***ing Friesians

I'll run into.

Hey Ries...

We Schijndelians help each other, dude.

Together, we'll bring your mother back

to Brabant, dude.

We'll bring her back...

...from that ugly Friesland.

Right?

I can't. I have to pick up

my kid from daycare.

I can't come it either.

- No, dude, I'll swing by later.

Can you hook me up?

Is for my dad, you know.

Hello?

- Hello.

Is Richard. Those f***ing Friesians

slaughtered our mother.

Thas bad.

- Yes.

So me and my buddies want

to bring her back to Brabant.

What you said about Friesland...

About never having to work again...

What was that all about?

- That offer expired...

...after you took off, of course.

We sent in another team:

The Red Berets.

Listen, Mr Batsbak.

We forbid you to enter Friesland.

You're ruining our operation.

Rikkert!

Man, this place is ugly.

Goddammit.

He's getting back up, thas weird.

That guy doesn't look healthy.

He looks familiar.

I don't know that homo.

I saw that in a movie once, dude.

Is a vampire.

There you go. When you shoot them

in the heart, they...

Thas the way to do it, dude.

Right into his ugly face.

F***ing Friesian.

Look at this.

They didn't get very far.

Ries, dude.

F***ing snitch.

We are back, Biatch!

Woensel, get it? Thas Woensel!

Woensel! Woensel! Woensel!

Catharina Hospital.

Everything. You know what I'm saying?

Woensel. Get it?

Have you found your mom or what?

- Not yet, dude.

We'll help you, bro.

Henk, dude. Can you front me

a fries with stew meat?

You might be here to help,

but you're just going to pay, c*nt.

Are you retarded or what? Don't use

that in someone's ear. Mongoloid.

Stop that, dude.

Honking attracts those beasts.

For Chriss sake.

Hey Robbie, how's that possible?

That star went into his head, right?

You have to hit the brain, dude.

Throw harder, c*nt.

Grizzly!

Hey Barrie, do you also have hasj?

Just give me for 15 euros and

a pre-rolled joint. Keep the change.

See you later.

Jackass!

For Chriss sake.

Thas a strange coincidence.

It is. I did have enough bullets earlier.

- Me too, dude. I was firing away.

Just our luck.

Hey, f***ers.

See you later.

Hey Ries, did that flame go

inside the hose?

My dad, dude.

That guy was a great deep-fry cook,

for Chriss sake.

He made everything super crunchy.

Ferry Ameland 34 km

OK. No big deal,

but I think I'm in love with Deborah.

After that one f***? Do you only

like pregnant b*tches or what?

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