New Kids Nitro Page #4

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It happens.

Thas just a coincidence.

That Manuela was just a filthy whore,

but she is a beautiful broad.

She's boozing while she's pregnant.

She does whatever she wants.

I think thas beautiful.

I never had a father myself.

But I could be there for her kid.

I'd raise him as my own.

Even if he would be a mongoloid

or something.

Or premature

with water in the brain.

Can someone please turn off

that f***ing song.

Goddammit. F***ing Friesians.

Sorry.

Mom!

Boys!

Dad.

I thought you were dead, dude.

Of course not. I wanted to get here early,

so I could heat up the oil.

Does anyone want something deep-fried?

- Some bakpaos?

Or not?

I'm going to get my mom.

- Wait.

Ries, dude.

What do you think?

That she didn't turn

into one of those beasts?

If you blow her head off, you'll have

to drag her headless body back home.

Is up to you, dude.

No!

For Chriss sake.

F***ing vampires.

Gerrie.

What do we have here?

Where did you get it?

Good quality.

Hey, c*nt.

Mom!

Mom!

Mom?

That f***ing horn, man.

Hey, Ries.

Mom, I love you.

F***!

F***!

What an idiot.

Only Dave and Deborah

can save us now.

Yes?

Later.

Adrie's coming to save us.

That car is loaded with my fireworks.

He's going to light it up and jump out.

Right here. Boom.

A ball of fire like this.

Just wait.

Dead.

For Chriss sake.

Enough already.

Ugly fucks...

...the only thing I want

is to bury my mom. Get it?

We're going to take care of this

right now. Race!

Rikkert against one of you.

They won't understand that, dude.

That vampire is pretty much dead.

He has nothing to lose, dude.

- So what have we got to lose?

Nice.

I can't see a f***ing thing.

- Dude, the Manta is ahead.

Ford Capri, 2 liters laser...

Is f***ing fast.

Is the mongoloid climbing on the roof?

- No.

Boring.

No c*nt, don't shoot the car.

Shoot him in the face.

Yes!

Put them on the train!

Hey, Dave.

There you are again. How's it going?

Nice to see that Maaskantje and Schijndel

grew a bit closer together. Right, Dave?

Dave. That fuckface.

He's been useless.

Found this in my inside pocket.

AIDS.

Good idea to put them on a train.

You saved the Netherlands.

I didn't know he liked Chinese too.

I didn't know he liked Chinese.

Chinese.

Anyway, I feel honored to inform you

that Her Majesty the Queen is pleased...

...to make you a member

in the Order of Oranje Nassau.

Right, well, one more thing.

Two things actually.

So here it is:

F*** whores

and never work again.

Wait.

We want to bury my mom first.

Let me f*** whores

and never work again

f*** whores

and never work again

only f*** whores

and never work again

f*** whores

and never work again

only f*** whores...

Goddammit, that song hits the spot.

Hey. I hit your mom's spot last week.

Come on.

Let me f*** whores

and never work again

f*** whores

and never work again

only f*** whores

and never work again

Indeed, a parking lot.

Yep.

Cover the region with asphalt.

F***ing Friesland.

Hey, Ries.

Ries.

Goddammit.

Sorry.

And action.

- Hi, I'm Jurgen.

I won a part in New Kids Nitro

and I'm Jurgen.

New Kids Nitro, dude.

For Chriss sake

thas a strange coincidence.

It is. I did have enough bullets earlier.

Is the PulpShow!

He has a plan.

He likes that.

Ricardo, muff-diving king, where are you?

- He's crazy or not?

Hey Ricardo, do you have

some bus tickets for...

...for the bus.

Floor it.

For f***'s sake!

Hey, c*nt. Are you completely crazy

or something?

Forgot my lines.

Listen, mom.

F*** off to your own

c*nt town and take that c*nt...

Hey, I think...

The cops!

Made by Filipino children.

Precision work.

Hit the brain, dude.

Yo, is me.

Do you know where I am?

In the theater.

You wanna know what I watched?

New Kids Nitro, dude.

Huh? No, Nitro.

Yo, that movie, right?

Yes, no, really, dude.

Huh? Sure, better than part one.

It starts off with the same thing,

kind of. With those guys, you know.

At some point, they get into a fight

with another town over there in...

...you know, Brabant.

Yes, Sint Oedelrode.

Yes, thas in Brabant.

Is all set in Brabant.

They get into a fight

and go nuts.

But it takes too much time,

so they build a time machine.

Those other guys change into werewolves

and they keep walking around.

And you won't believe this...

I didn't see it coming, anyway...

Robots.

Yes, real robots.

Yes, real f***ing robots, dude.

F***ing whores.

F***ing whores.

Sorry.

Nice town, Maaskantje, isn't it?

- Yes.

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