Newlyweds Page #5
That would be really helpful.
And the first is not
Use so many towels
when you take a shower
Because I really hate laundry.
And the other thing is...
if you could not bring
strange guys home?
That would be awesome.
Buzzy told you about that?
Yeah...
yeah, yeah, of course he did.
Oh! Okay.
Um... well, first of all...
Uh... Im sorry about the towels.
I um... thought that's
what they were there for.
Ah... and second of all...
Yeah, yeah... of course we did.
I just...
do not want strange men in my
Apartment late at night,
if that's cool.
Understood.
Alright um...
I have got to go take a shower.
And... I will let myself air dry.
Oh, hey. You know.
Do you have any water in here?
Perfect.
You saw that, right?
I mean that was like hostile...!
She opened the door in my face!
I was just trying to be nice.
Make a simple request.
And she... really didn't like that.
Okay...
well...
it's officially on...
I officially don't like her.
I know I was being bitchy but
I had this monster hangover
and,
I come home
And the first thing she
comes at me with is towels?
I mean, who gives
a sh*t about towels?
I had my heart
ripped out last night!
Just for the record...
I did have crazy nights
before I got married.
Hey, it's me.
I need to talk to you.
Hi.
Hi.
Hey, honey um... listen.
Is buzzy at home? By any chance?
No, he's training max today,
I thought.
Okay, I just thought Id check.
No, I don't believe a word that
max says these days.
Honey, listen.
Um... has buzzy mentioned
anything to you about max
Being unfaithful?
No! Why? What's going on?
Do you think he would
tell you if he knew?
Yeah, of course! He wouldn't
keep anything like that secret...
from me.
I don't know, that's naive Katie.
I mean guys, you know guys.
They don't share that sh*t.
Marsha! You are my sister!
I'm his wife!
His allegiance to us.
Okay. You want something to drink?
Yeah. Water, please.
When I graduated college
I ah... married
max, we met at school
And had our son shortly after.
He is not the college.
Um... so we're, empty nesters.
For me...
I was so involved in john's life
Really I mean, you're a mom you're
very involved in the kids life
And max was too.
So now I feel like
all that sort of passion
For my child has to
be focused somewhere else.
I am a little worried
about you and buzzy.
Oh, Marsha don't start,
not today. Please!
Please.
How well do you really know him?
I mean this whole rushed wedding
happened way too quickly for my liking.
I know him just fine, thank you.
Trust me, you never really know them.
I mean, Ive been with
max for f***in' ever.
And I still don't know him.
Why do you insist on doing this,
Marsha?
I swear to god. I mean I know
you don't like him, but he's my husband.
And I love him.
No.
Honey, here's the thing.
Why didn't he tell you
That his sister was
coming to stay with you?
I mean, don't you
think that's weird?
No, I don't.
If she's a complete flake.
And she called him like 3 months ago
And said she was coming
And then never called to confirm!
No.
So it's an honest oversight.
Remember what dad
used to always say?
Better to beg forgiveness,
then ask permission.
Marsha, I feel like you are projecting
your relationship onto my relationship.
No! I'm not.
If something happened with max?
I'm hypersensitive
to dishonesty, right now.
I mean, I can smell it a mile away.
Why would he be afraid to tell me
That his sister was coming to stay?
Well, I do not know...
maybe, maybe he thought you'd say no...
or maybe he...
he knew what a pain in the ass she is.
I don't know. The point is
he knew and he didn't tell you.
You have to start looking for all those
Little lies, that's what they do.
Men lie.
Yeah, I know,
actually you might be right.
He might not have told me because he
didn't want me to know
What a complete and total slut...
his sister is.
Last night, she brought a guy home
at 3 in the morning,
And was hooking up with
him on my kitchen counter.
And actually all of that
Im okay with... sort of...
except that today, when she came home,
I tried to talk to her about it...
and she gave me a f***in' attitude.
Like I was making an unreasonable request
that she not bring strange men home.
Look, honey,
house guests are always a problem,
But, when it's a relative, like a...
bitchy English shrew
of a mother in law,
Or a, you know,
slutty L.A. Sister in law,
Then it's a really bad idea.
So what did buzzy say?
I haven't told him yet.
I don't know what to say.
I don't know how to tell him
I want his baby sister
to get the f*** out of my house?
Well, I thought you said you
could tell him anything.
Yeah, no I can, but this is different
I mean, it's his sister,
And he's always so understanding
About Dara and you...
and I just feel...
me?
Why does he need to
be understanding about me?
No... you know... he just... he...
what'?
He thinks you don't like him.
He thinks you don't like him.
Oh. Well I don't.
At least he's smart enough
to recognize that.
Why?
What has he done?
He hasn't done anything...
it's just... look at you, I mean...
you're a...
you're an amazing catch.
You're beautiful,
you're successful,
You're wealthy.
I mean...
I don't know, he was just in too
much of a rush
To get a ring on your finger.
A ring that you paid for.
I just think Marsha doesn't think
I'm good enough for her sister.
Ah... we come from
different worlds...
I don't know... she's never really
opened up to me, and
You know, it's funny, I can see that
she takes it out on max
A little bit, because he's the one
that set Katie and I up.
Swear to god, that woman hates me!
I don't think she hates you!
She's probably not madly in love with you
anymore. But I don't think she hates you.
I've got to get out
of this marriage.
I already told you,
I don't want to hear this sh*t, okay?
I don't want to have to go home
To Katie and have her asking me
About you guys,
and then Im forced to lie.
Just tell her the truth!
Seriously!, Im done with it.
And it's because of you, really.
Me! What did I have to do with this?
When you said "18 years is a success"
That's right
I mean, john is in college now,
he doesn't need us to be together anymore.
Hey, do me a favor, okay?
Don't pin this sh*t on me.
What was becoming a
very awkward conversation, alright?
Yeah, but what you said was right.
Well, forget that I said it!
I can't forget it!
I'm... Im done!
I'll gonna ask Marsha for a divorce!
No, you're not.
I don't need your nutty wife
Thinking Im somehow responsible...
for planting the seed
in your sick mind
That you are going to divorce!
There's this girl at the studio
I swear to god she's gorgeous.
Every time I look at her..
I do not want to hear this sh*t.
I just want to f*** her brains out!
Get back to work, you're a f***ing skel.
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