Nice Guy Johnny
Hello, hello, this is Johnny Rizzo
joining you on the overnight
on the K-Spot, sports talk, KSPT!
How's everyone doing tonight?
I'm gonna be with you
from 2:
00 to 6:00for all you insomniacs out there
that have a lot to talk about.
So let's jump right in
and take our first caller.
Brian, from Danville.
How you doing, my man?
What would you like to talk about?
Look, I know our beloved A's
aren't having the best summer.
But unlike some other guys,
I'm not gonna use my air time
to rip them apart, all right?
I'm a loyal fan.
Instead, I'm gonna encourage everyone
going out to the Coliseum tonight
to show a little support, okay?
Send a little love to my man Gio;
spread the love, not the hate.
Don't get me started
on the Warriors, okay?
I'm already hella-mad
the way they treated Mullin.
I'm not just saying that
because Chris, like myself,
is another transplanted New Yorker,
I'm saying it because
he was a class act.
You really want to talk steroids
scandal with me? That's fine.
I know what you're gonna say
look, when a player takes steroids,
they are violating
the integrity of the game.
It's cheating. Okay?
So, look, fellas,
you wanna take a banned substance,
go for it.
But that means
no hall of fame for you.
The Tour de France! Really?
You want me
to talk about bike riding?
This is a sports show! Next caller!
Whoop, that's my fiance.
- She says you gotta hustle off.
You've got a flight to catch.
- It's 6:
00 already! Wow!Time flies when you're having fun,
sports fans.
This is Johnny Rizzo
saying goodbye, good morning!
I'm out!
Good show, good show!
See you, Jimmy.
Just give me 10 minutes!
Please, 10 minutes!
Hey, baby.
- Hi.
- I'm late! I'm late. I'm sorry.
- I dunno why you decided
to work last night, Johnny.
You're gonna miss your flight.
The cab's already here.
- I know. I saw him.
- And you forgot
to pack your suit, didn't you?
- No, I did. It's in there.
- And a tie?
'Cause this is a business meeting
with businessmen,
not a whole bunch of sports nerds.
Seriously, you need to wear a suit.
- Baby, I'm gonna wear a suit,
just not a tie.
- Okay. I think
you look really good in a suit.
All right, come here
and say goodbye to me.
Thank you, thank you,
thank you so much for doing this.
And I know it's not how you envisioned
your career going,
but if you get this job,
we're going to be back in New York
right after the honeymoon.
Right? It's a good thing.
- Yeah...
- Now give me a kiss.
- I gotta go.
- Okay, you can go now.
Ahem. Um...
Do you really want to wear that hat?
It sorta makes you look like a toddler.
- I like the hat.
- Um... no. Take it off.
Okay, and you have dinner
with my parents on Sunday night.
- Right.
- And please
call my father ''Dr. Meadows,'' okay?
He does not like to be called ''Mister.''
Can you remember that?
- I called him ''Mister'' one time.
- Yeah, and it really pissed him off.
- He's only a shrink, though.
- Whoa.
Okay, look, it's the least you can do
considering he got you
this job interview.
- Fair enough.
- All right, here's the address
for the shop.
That's in Nolita, which is downtown.
It's not too far from the hotel. Okay?
- Got it. I promise.
- Thank you.
All right.
- I love you. I'll see you.
I'll call you when I get there, yeah?
Cool.
It's a voice in the back of your mind
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
It's a song
It's a beautiful rhyme
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
It gets louder and louder each time
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
It's a sign that you find me all right
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Step outside and off the bus
There's more to life
there's more to us
The window is open wide
Open for more
Oh oh oh
Open for more
Oh oh oh
Open for more
Oh oh oh
Open for more
Oh oh oh
- Hey, hey! Look who's back!
- Terry!
- There he is!
All right, buddy, sit your ass down.
- Thank you, sir.
- Have yourself a drink.
And do me a favour,
take off that ridiculous hat.
You're in New York now, all right?
- Actually, can I grab a beer?
Is that okay?
- No, you're not gonna have a beer,
you're gonna have a real drink
and we're gonna have a real conversation
about what's really going on.
- What do you mean,
''what's really going on?''
- You're getting married in a few weeks
and I'd like to know why exactly.
- Because I love her?
- Because you love her.
Look, that goes without saying.
But that doesn't mean
you have to marry her, my man.
So what happened? You got
caught up in the moment one night,
go deep, forget to throw a glove on?
- No.
No, no. I always ''throw a glove on,''
thank you for your concern.
Just, uh... I think it's a good time.
- Look,
take it from one who's been there.
Never a good time.
- Oh, great.
- Never!
- I disagree.
See, I think If you love someone,
why wait?
You should just go for it,
you know, get on with your life.
- Get on with your life?
Listen to yourself, young blood,
all right?
Life is like a marathon.
It's not the 100-yard dash.
It's like that single-malt scotch
I just poured you, right?
You sip it. You don't shoot it.
- Colourful.
But I'm not a young blood anymore,
Uncle Terry.
I'm gonna be 25 next month.
- Well, la-di-f***ing-da.
Twenty-five? My man,
these are your prime years
to go out there and make it happen.
Did you not notice all the fine ass
on the street walking over here?
- Yeah, I noticed
all the fine ass on the street.
- I actually don't think you did,
because there's a bevy of horny honeys
out there and you know what they want?
- What do they want?
- They want their pound of flesh.
And you know who they're expecting
to give it to them?
- Who are they expecting's
gonna give it to them?
- You.
- Me? No, you!
You can, okay? Be my guest.
I'm not that guy.
Besides, Claire and I
have been together since college.
I love her.
- Whoa, whoa.
You have been with the same chick
since college?
- Yeah. You met her, actually,
at my graduation party.
- This is heartbreaking, Johnny.
That is the only piece of ass
you've had since then?
- Okay, she's not a piece of ass.
All right? That's my fiance.
- Fine.
My apologies, all right?
- Okay.
- But here's what your Uncle Terry
is gonna do for you this weekend.
All right, a little wedding gift for you.
I'm gonna take you out,
get you some strange.
- No, I don't really need
that wedding gift. I'm good, thanks.
- How about I get you a BJ, then.
I know some chick--
- BJ!?
No BJ! No. All right?
Claire takes care of me.
- Fine.
All right... Here's a thought instead.
You're going out to your mother's
for lunch tomorrow, right?
- Right...
- So what do you say
you let me drive you out there,
afterwards, we'll power out
to the Hamptons
for the weekend?
- It sounds like fun,
uncle Terry. It does.
It's just...
I got some errands
I told Claire I would run.
- Wh-what kind of errands
do you have to run for Claire?
- She wants me to pick up
a handbag, or something,
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