Night Pulse Page #2

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Soak your Chia, plant the seeds,

keep it watered and watch it grow.

- Ch, ch, chia.

(dramatic chord)

- This is insane, I can run

the entire government

but I can't go to my own

kitchen and get myself a drink.

- He thinks he can to that to

me and I won't tell anyone?

Well I'm telling.

- [TV] Hear startling secret

confessions, call 1-900.

- People need to realize

that the party is over.

No ones gonna have any fun on my watch.

80 percent of the population

of this country is behind bars

because of laws that I wrote.

We need to get that idiot

brother of your off the couch.

- [TV] Creep phone the phone

number nightmares are made of.

Call 1-900.

- I'm gonna go get a drink.

- Well don't forget to

invite Mitt Romney over.

- [TV] Chia pet the pottery that grows.

- Is the Chia a real animal?

(eerie music)

- Is he still out there.

- No he's entered the Bermuda triangle.

Course he's still here,

he's in the living room.

(yells)

- Do you think Vanilla

Ice is the guys real name?

When the clock strikes

half past six babe

Time to head for the golden lights

(ominous music) (jingling)

(crying out)

I love you, you f***ing b*tch!

You scared little girl?

- Get lost creep.

- Don't you want a real man?

What are you so scared of?

I got two tickets to paradise.

Come here baby girl.

All you girls do is ignore us.

To good for us aren't you?

Get over here.

- No.

- Tobo Watch, you scared aren't you?

(chuckles)

- I think you're the ones that's

scared my deranged friend.

- Hey!

(eerie music)

(dramatic music)

- F*** you you f***ing phyco!

(ominous music)

Leave me alone!

(growling)

Okay just come right now.

(growling) (ominous music)

Thank God this creepy nuts

been following me all night.

- Are you okay?

- I'm fine.

- Are you alright?

- I'm good, I'm fine, in fine.

- Are you hurt?

- I'm okay.

- You're sure?

- Jesus I'm fine.

- I'll kill him.

I will kill that son of a b*tch.

- Just relax, relax.

- I will kill that son of a b*tch.

- You need to relax.

You're not in the secret service anymore.

- I'll kill him.

I'll blow him into a thousand

pieces from here to Kansas.

(beeping)

I'll get you, you son of a b*tch!

I'm gonna kill that son of a b*tch.

I'll kill him.

- Calm down.

You're emanating a level

five negative frequency

and you're completely throwing

me off balance right now.

- Oh Christ you're gonna throw

that new aged flak at me again?

When are you gonna get a real job?

I can get you a desk job at the pentagon.

- I like working at the Alexandria two.

It's a beautiful environment,

we do chakra healings with crystals okay?

- Chaka?

- Chakra, seven energy points of the body.

12 to be exact.

- Oh yeah you're real pure and healthy,

look at you, you're

smoking like a chimney.

- [Woman] Why are you

talking to me like this?

- [Father] Can you please put that out?

- [Woman] I am not

putting the cigarette out.

- Look it's the 90s, nobody smokes in

the 90s anymore, there's all kinds

of smoking bans around the city.

You should follow them.

(dramatic music)

- [Woman] He's right there,

he's right there, turn around quick!

- Where?

- Right there, right there.

- You God damn mother f***er.

- There he is, there he is.

- Come on, come on.

- There he is there he is.

- I'm gonna get him, get him.

- Go get him.

- I'm gonna smack him.

- I'm gonna kill you you mother f***er.

- [Woman] Faster.

- [Father] You'll die sucker.

You'll die sucker!

- [Woman] Get him!

- Die.

- Go get him.

(bangs) (thuds)

- Mother f***er.

- Go back, reverse, make sure he's dead.

Do it, do it.

- I'm gonna run him over plus.

- Get him, get him.

- F*** this guy.

(mumbling)

(screeching)

(tires squealing)

(tearing) (crying out)

- Oh my God.

Is he still alive?

- [Woman] Do it.

- [Father] How much more.

- [Woman] Run him over!

- Okay, Jesus.

(tires screeching)

- Go.

(snorting)

(tires screeching)

(crying out)

- [Father] F***er.

(thuds) - do it again, go back.

- Alright.

- Do it again.

- I'm gonna run him over.

- [Woman] Go, go, go, go, go.

(growling)

(crying out) (thuds)

- Jesus Christ.

What is this guy superman?

- [Woman] Dad go, go, go, go.

- [Father] My God how

much can he f***ing take?

- [Woman] Get him.

- [Father] Oh my God what kind

of human being can take this kind of sh*t?

- Hit him again, hit him again.

- I got him.

(growling)

This guy is f***ing still alive,

I can't believe he's still moving.

- [Woman] Just drive.

(gurgling)

- Where are all these freaks

coming from, Jesus Christ.

- Watch that guy, watch that

guy, watch that guy oh my God!

- [Father] Jesus Christ.

Is he dead?

Get the f*** outta here.

Let's get the hell out of here

before I lose my position

with Whitney Houston.

She finds out about this and I'm fired.

Ice ice baby

Ice ice baby

- I want him dead.

- [TV] Dial this number now,

I've got some tales to tell,

Freddy's favorite bed time stories.

- I don't care if he's your brother,

my brother, I don't care

who's bother in law he is.

- [TV] Brand new and

straight from my boiler room

to your home, it's Freddy

Kruger on your phone.

- All I wanna do is go

use my new hula packard,

I just got windows three.

When we're gonna stop

Yo I don't know turn off

the lights and I'll glow

Ice ice baby

Vanilla ice ice baby

- I have someone coming over tonight.

- Who's coming over?

- Oh, Confusia says if you answer

the door in a skimpy outfit like

that you'll have free meals

for the rest of your life.

- She can cut my hair

all night if I had any.

(chuckles)

- Can you please let me sleep.

- You'll sleep when we tell you to sleep.

- I need to go to sleep, I can't.

- No!

No.

- [Trent] There's no time for sleep.

Tessa can you get her some coffee,

some cocaine, anything

left over from the 80s.

- [Dick] God damn it wake up!

- [Rhonda] Please, I need to sleep.

(smacks)

- Wake up.

- You are gonna stay awake

as long as we tell you to.

- Wake up!

- I'm trying.

- Stop whining, wake up.

- I have not slept in months.

- Stop your whining Rhonda, wake up.

- Wake up.

- Wake up.

- Wake up.

- I just wanna sleep, please.

- You snooze you lose.

- You guys just won't stop torturing me.

(dramatic music) (growling)

- Rhonda's gonna be taking care

of some of our dirty

work, aren't you Rhonda?

- Another bed

and dead operation or

something more dangerous?

- No, no more BnDs for you right now,

we're gonna put you onto

something a little bigger.

We're gonna put you on to

operation peanut butter.

- The peanut butter

and pretzels operation?

(dramatic music) (growling)

(crying out) (splatters)

(ominous music) (growling)

(rings)

- Hello?

- [Trent] What is with you

and the peanut butter pretzel operation?

Can't you get over it?

- What do you want me to do,

just skip to the fig newton operation?

Not now, can't you see were busy!

(dramatic music) (growling)

(screams) (splats)

- That's nice, what phone is that?

- It's a Motorola 9000.

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