Night Pulse Page #3

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Doc Severinsen on the line.

- [Dick] From the tonight show?

Johnny's quitting this year,

this is really bad news for us.

Yes sir.

Doc sir, yes.

(eerie music)

Oh my dear God.

Emic Man is running

around Hollywood naked,

yes, I'm, I'm right on it.

Well what exactly did she say?

Oh my God.

MC Hammer just dropped the hammer.

David Letterman just got a letter bomb.

Epic mans sweeps stakes is a fake.

Chubby Chase is starting his

own talk show, Kevin Costner is.

Shop lifting the reboot pump.

I'll notify the FBI, believe me.

(chattering)

(clattering)

- Secretary of the Feds

works for Doc Severinsen?

- Rhonda we need you start

the baby bumper butter blanket

operation on USA next week.

- Ok, what's the baby blanket butter op?

- It's an HRM zap.

- HMR yeah I know about that,

that's the Harmonic

Manipulation of Rap and Hip Hop.

It's the private job.

- Just keep blasting the

Ice ice baby campaign.

We've got 90 percent of the

country covered with it by now.

- [Tessa] I've notice, I

can't get away from that song.

- The ice ice baby frequency has turned

the masses into mindless morons faster

than you can say meow mix.

Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet

Miami's on the scene just

in case you didn't know it

My town that created

all the bass sound

Enough to shake and

kick holes in the ground

'Cause my style's

like a chemical spill

Feasible rhymes that

you can vision and feel

Conducted and formed

This is a hell of a concept

We make it hype and you

want to step with this

Shay plays on the fade

slice it like a ninja

Cut like a razor blade so fast

Other DJ's say damn

If my rhyme was a drug

I'd sell it by the gram

Keep my composure when

it's time to get loose

Magnetized by the mic

while I kick my juice

If there was a problem

Yo I'll solve it

Check out the hook

while my DJ revolves it

Ice ice baby

- Do people even realize

that was a Queen song first?

- Hell no.

It's called sampling.

We're sampling the past into the present.

You're gonna be hearing

a lot more of it soon.

- [Dick] Sampling.

(laughs)

- Knock it off Dick.

Yes sampling, we're

sampling reality in a way.

It.

Soon no one's gonna know the difference.

- Sampling!

- Sampling.

- Sampling?

- Sampling.

- Sampling?

- Sampling.

- Sampling!

- Sampling!

- Sampling!

- Sampling!

- Sampling!

- Sampling!

- Sampling!

- Sampling!

- Sampling.

- Sampling!

- Sampling!

- Sampling.

- Sampling!

- Sampling.

- Sampling?

- Sampling.

- Sampling.

- We're sampling reality in a way.

- Sampling, sampling, sampling.

- Sampling, sampling, sampling.

- [Both] Sampling, sampling,

sampling, sampling, sampling.

(yelling)

- We're sampling reality in a way.

Quick to the point,

to the point no faking

I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon

- The upper barrel is a hallow tube

with a screwed in match barrel.

Titanium alloy makes up the receiver.

Between it from solid

chrome bolt is removed

with a switch on the left

side similar to a tech nine.

Solid chrome makes up the receiver,

the effective range is 600 miles solider.

It's fed on 30 box magazines

and supports various opt.

When in hyper auto mode it flares 950 RPM,

with a muscle bullet of 910 milliseconds.

It's basically a shorter

and lighter version of the

Desert Eagle Mark Seven.

Twin lasers have a range

all the way to the moon.

We shot a crater on the

dark side of the moon.

Civilian life is expendable.

Remember that.

Can't get the goddamn thing locked.

Sh*t, there is goes.

Rhonda Shear, good luck.

(suspenseful music)

(cars) (suspenseful music)

(eerie music)

(gun fires) (thuds)

(rustling) (growling)

(eerie music)

(dramatic chord)

(eerie music)

(dramatic chord)

(eerie music)

- I'm gonna go look for a job today.

(eerie music)

- I'm the one who has the CIA bringing

us in 2,000,000,000 dollars a year on

the poppy fields in Afghanistan,

do you understand that?

My cordless is to far

away from the receiver,

I'm gonna have to call you back,

I can't hear a goddamn thing.

(honks)

Where the f*** is she, f***.

- And get my gun out of the car will you?

- The war on drugs was my idea.

- [Man] It's done, don't worry about it.

(banging)

- [Trent] Julia Roberts?

(crying out)

What, what, what's the matter, what?

- Oh my God he's a meat

head, I can't do it anymore.

- [Trent] Tessa!

- I can't do it anymore, I can't.

- Julia Roberts from Pretty Women is here.

- Help me.

I don't know what to do,

he's going to beat me

to a pulp and he's going to kill me

and drown me in a pool of my own blood.

- Christ I'm gonna kill that son of a.

- For all I know he's just gonna watch

the pools of blood for

days, he's just a bastard.

- Alright, alright, take it

easy okay, we're here to help.

You can stay with us for a

while, what ever you need.

Look you live right next door,

we can just go over when he's not there,

get your things and bring

them back here, it's okay.

- No, I, I was.

- [Tessa] Since when did men think

they could start treating us this way?

- [Trent] I don't think we need

to turn this into a sexist argument.

- [Julia] I was!

- You know in the 80s we had

the really successful slasher films,

you know it was like the

last gasp of male dominance

and really did well

for us in the industry,

I'm not saying that

women don't have a place

but I just think that if we just went back

to that a little bit we would

have a great market for it,

you know the market even shows

that the creeps are still out there.

- Alright, could you knock it off Jacques!

Don't listen to him.

- [Jacques] You always cut me off on

this and I'm telling you.

- This is not funny.

- [Jacques] You know your problem,

you never got creeped out enough,

that was always the issue,

if you got creeped on more.

- I was!

- I think it would have

blown out better for ya,

look I'm just trying to say

that there was a time when men had a place

in this industry and women have

just kinda swooped in and taken over.

- [Trent] Well they haven't completely

taken over the show yet, come on.

- Look I am working for

women at this point ya know,

I mean I got Dawn Steels got my balls

in her matzo soup every morning basically

I mean I'm taking it up the ass here!

- [Tessa] Are you kidding

me, knock it off already.

- I was.

- Everyone, why are you

bringing this up now?

(yelling)

Jacques will you knock it off?

- I was sleeping with the enemy!

(dramatic music)

- Trent come here, this is my wife Naomi,

Naomi this is Trent.

She's the creator and CEO of Chia pet.

- Chia pet, that is huge.

- Ch, ch, ch, Chia.

- Ch, ch, ch, Chia.

Ch, ch, ch, Chia.

Ch, ch, ch, Chia.

Ch, ch, ch, Chia,

ch, ch, ch, Chia, ch, ch, ch,

ch, ch, Chia, ch, ch, ch, Chia.

Bad things happen to good people

all the time for no

reason what so ever Trent.

We can take care of this.

- I just want the guy

out of my house, okay.

He gives me the creeps.

- [Man] I know, but what

about the babysitter?

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