Nightwatching Page #10
f***ing hands dirty,
it's your f***ing problem!!!
Now, f*** off!!
This is my wife's funeral!!
F*** off!
F*** off!
F***ing queer fat Polish c*nt!
F*** off!
It is curious, gentlemen, is it not,
that paintings are normally silent?
Now, however,
we can give this painting,
this picture,
this image...
sound.
(disembodied voices
and military drums)
(military drums)
(voices)
"The Calling out of the Militia
for the Fifth Company
of the Musketeers,
Amsterdam."
There is, of course...
another sound.
Steady...
Aim...
Fire!
(gunshot)
(all exclaiming)
I and this painting
accuse you gentlemen
of being responsible...
for the painting's major sound,
a musket shot.
(gunshot)
Where...
did... the bullet go?
I accuse you gentlemen...
of murder!
(murmuring)
- What bloody f***ing arrogance.
You arrogant little dauber!
- F***! Bloody hell!
- Rembrandt,
you're being absurd!
You agreed, we agreed...
- You have a bloody cheek!
- Yes, you go too f***ing far!
- You simply have not fulfilled
the terms of the contract.
- 18 members of this guild
paid you good money
to see ourselves represented suitably
in a group portrait.
- You couldn't even
accomplish that.
- Yes, where is Willemsen,
Leijdeckers and Cruysbergen?
- And who the hell is that?
If I'm not mistaken,
that looks like bloody Egremont.
He wasn't there!
- Oh, shut up, you fool,
of course he was there!
- No, he wasn't.
He was drunk and incapable,
and screwing some washerwoman
on the mess-tent floor!
- And him with his hat
on goddamn backwards?
- And what is that little ugly girl
doing there?!
Dressed for a party
I wasn't invited to?!
- You do not load a flintlock
like that,
making me look like a real prat!
- It's so goddamned dark,
you can't see anything anyway!
- Bring on some candles!
(laughter)
- That does not resemble shadow
so much as simply dirt!
- You not trying
to be Italian on us,
are you, Rembrandt?
- Where's Uylenburgh?
He ought to be here.
He's to blame.
He's the f***ing producer!
- That's right!
- Why don't you bloody well
go to Italy
and look at some paintings
like everybody else?
And if you haven't been to Italy,
what the f*** do you know
about Italian paintings anyway?
- Look at Wormsditch!
Look at the way you've done him up!
He looks like a clown
in a commedia dell arte farce!
- That is Bloemfelt!
That's Wormskerck,
not Wormsditch!
And I'm dressed in red,
with tassels,
that look as though
they decorate my wife's bed!
- And look at Ockersen!
Look, where did he get
that helmet from?
- It belongs to Rembrandt.
Ockersen is so broke,
he could never even afford
a helmet.
- It's out of Rembrandt's
little cabinet of curios,
bought in some flea market
on the Jordaan.
All his clothes are out of date.
No one wears a helmet like that
except outside of a theatre.
We are meant to be the militia
coming to defend the city,
and it looks like we look like
a bunch of f***ing
out-of-work actors
trying on the wardrobe!
I say...
let's burn the f***ing thing!
(murmuring)
- You are for it, dauber.
Your credit has been blasted.
- So...
what then, Mr. Painter,
is this little painting telling us?
That Banning-Cocq is a f*ggot
itching to get his hand
on Willem's prick?
That Willem is a womaniser
with a big cock?
That Kemp has
a bastard daughter,
maybe two,
and there is a murder
in our midst?
Not bad. Not bad.
Not bad. Not bad.
Can you hold that for me?
Four "not bads,"
but what, I wonder,
have you done in the end?
You've pushed a bunch
of ordinary and fallible
and undistinguished citizens
out of the guardroom
and onto the streets.
(laughing)
But in the end, the effect
is just...
well... silly.
Unless, of course,
that's what you wanted to do
all along.
Are you being satirical,
van Rijn?
Is this a satire?
You refused to go to Italy,
because you could not stand
the heroics of Italian painting.
Are you mocking us, Rembrandt,
by bringing
empty Italian heroics to us?
You must know
that our little Dutch Republic
just can't handle this sort of stuff.
We want to hear Dutch
spoken in our streets.
We want foreigners to behave,
and a Republic
tempered by assassination
is not the Dutch way.
We do not assassinate like this.
Like, like...
like Italians, like Romans.
Or do we?
Will we?
In your attempt
to make an accusation,
you've made
a silly, messy caricature,
which everyone is going to forget,
or no longer understand.
The context, as always,
is rapidly going to disappear,
even if they ever understood it
in the first place.
You can depend that,
despite all this,
there will be no justice here.
Captain Hasselburg remains dead,
his wife remains grief-stricken,
his son, Carl, bitter,
and the public verdict is?
"Accidental death
during artillery practice."
Three of those accidental deaths
have happened every week in Holland
for the last three generations.
You can settle scores privately
by painting evil
and chicanery and murder,
but, watch out,
they will certainly try
to settle scores privately
with you, too.
Watch out, Rembrandt.
- Just look what that little
Leiden bastard has done!
- Who's the child?
- Oh, Marieke,
Kemp's illegitimate,
carrying the pot
of scalding coffee
that ruined her sister's face.
She carries
the musketeer's cockerel,
hanging upside down
ready for plucking and f***ing.
- Oh, cock-a-doodle-doo!
- St. Peter Kemp in the farmyard
denying Christ three times,
but there's never any denying
of Kemp's little peter.
- Three squawking birds:
Engelen, Jongkind and Kemp.
- Cock-a-doodle-do!
- My dame has lost her shoe!
- My master's lost his piddling stick!
- And doesn't know what to do!
- I'm sure I cannot piss
forward or backward,
and yet I am wet before and behind.
- We're going to pretend
to like it,
because the deeper accusations
are far more dangerous.
He has made the militia company
look incompetent,
holding their muskets like...
well, like fairies.
- You're going to like this painting,
and everybody
is going to remember
how much you like this painting,
and all of those who make a case
that nobody complained
about this painting
are going to be right!
No buts!
- No disagreements.
- Ah...
- Listen!
We stick together in this,
or we are found out and ruined!
- This is not the way to do it.
One for all and all for one.
- Shut up, Wormskerck.
- It's going to hang
in the militia hall as planned,
how much we like it.
- Hang a painting on a wall,
and in three weeks,
it will be forgotten.
- Everything
it's supposed to say
will be forgotten as well.
- So I have paid 60 guilders
for the privilege
of being forgotten?
- I'll give you your money back.
Make a fuss, you're likely
to lose everything.
Rembrandt may be
cock of the roost just now,
but he's unstable.
- Expensive unfashionable house
falling down around him.
He's going to have difficulty
selling it.
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