Nightwatching Page #6
- If I am not,
then I can paint any man
to look like a gentleman.
Indeed, such is the nature
of painting
that I can paint
even a prick like you
to look like a gentleman,
and as such,
any man to look like a painter.
(clanging)
- If you want to be a military man,
you have to sweat a little!
It's not all drinking
and costume and whoring.
Now, here look,
if you want to get in
to be in a military...
- Sit still.
Hold this.
- You must not look
at Marita's face.
If you do,
she will run away and hide.
She did that last week
and we found her up a chimney.
- What happened to her face?
Straighten your arm.
- Kemp did it.
- Rombout Kemp?
- He caught her...
with Horatio,
who had his thingy
between her legs.
He said
that she was very, very wicked.
So he threw the pot
of scalding water in her face,
to stop her being a temptation,
he said.
- My God! That's terrible.
How old is Horatio?
- He's 13.
He's going to be a soldier.
He can fire a musket,
though he doesn't know
really how to.
And he loves me.
We are going
to run away together.
To New Amsterdam.
Manhattan Island.
In America.
to be stand-ins
to a collection
of rich merchants' sons
playing at soldiers!
When have they ever
fired a shot in anger?
- When are they ever likely
to fire a shot in anger?
Bought commissions,
bought titles,
and bought uniforms.
They ought to be shot,
all of them.
- Maybe that's what they
have started doing already.
- Bang, bang, bang!
Hasselburg is dead.
- I used to trade bulbs
from Turkey.
That's how I started,
but the bottom fell out.
Now it's carnations
from Alexandria.
Just as versatile as tulips.
Just as colourful.
Just as variegated.
(voice echoing in pail):
Just as decorative.
Ma.
Ma.
And they smell.
Tulips never smelt.
Except when they went bad,
but it's not the same.
The market's all right,
but not brilliant.
You could buy them off me,
if you like.
I'll give you...
a goodish price.
Hmm? Hmm?
Where the hell have you been?
Hey! Look at that!
What do you think? Huh?
Do you think I look and feel
like a flower-seller?
(with French accent):
From Paree?
A Huguenot
escaping from the pogroms?
Like Descartes hiding
living incognito in Amsterdam,
learning to be Dutch -
double Dutch, even!
Trying very hard indeed
to assimilate,
like all foreigners.
What do you think?
- I think you're a fake,
Bloemfelt.
(exclamations)
I saw you at the theatre
the other evening,
and not in the audience,
on the stage.
You're an actor.
- Oh!
- And I know your moustache
to be fake, too.
And this, of course,
is not your house, is it?
I mean, this is Egremont's house.
- Mm...
Till he gets back.
(all chuckling)
- Well, well, well,
all is not as it seems,
is it, Bloemfelt?
as the flower merchant
Bloemfelt?
As the actor Bloemfelt?
As the pretend soldier
Bloemfelt?
Or as Lieutenant Egremont?
- I should do
as you normally do, Rembrandt.
Your paintings
are always full of actors
posing and stalking about.
And like all actors,
you're always peering in a mirror
to see how you look.
All the world's a stage,
eh, Rembrandt?
You're going to put us all
on a stage in your painting?
(music)
(laughter)
- Oh, it's wonderful.
You did it at last.
Oh, you do listen.
- Thank you!
Let me kiss you.
(baby fussing)
- Where did you get it?
- I walked to Jaffa,
I got a camel to Jerusalem,
I climbed Mount Ararat.
(Saskia laughing and coughing)
Yes, I sailed
the whole Sea of Galilee.
- Where did you get it, really?
- No, that would be telling.
- Oh, look it's beautiful!
Oh, I want to be buried in it!
- What?
Tatty and moth-eaten by then.
Pieter sold it to me.
He says it's from Cadiz.
- Where's Cadiz?
- I dunno.
- Fetch the globe!
Where is Cadiz?
(laughing)
- Hello.
Come on! You must all sit
on my magic carpet.
- Well, with all of us on it,
it won't fly away.
(laughing)
- Come on, bring your wine.
Sit here and here.
Balance it and stop it tipping.
- Feet, feet, feet, feet, feet.
- Rembrandt, hurry up.
- All right, all right.
- If you don't sit down,
we'll fly away,
and you'll be left behind!
- I'm checking the filth.
- Up you get.
- Oh, me coccyx.
(grunting)
- So where is Cadiz?
- Well, I have to say,
it's in the Keizersgracht.
- What?
- Mm-hmm.
- In Amsterdam?
- Well, I said to Pieter
to get me a Turkish carpet for you,
and he knew
that Banning Cocq's father
lived for several years
in Alexandria and Jaffa,
and he had a collection.
So we did a deal.
"Pontius Pilate
Washing His Hands"
courtesy of the Cocqs.
- There was surely
- I would say so!
(laughter)
- That family is full of secrets
and conspiracies.
- Titia, how do you know that?
- The biggest public secret
is that Captain
Frans Banning Cocq,
Lord of Whatever,
is hopelessly in love
with Willem van Ruytenburch,
Lord of Whatever.
- Oh! What?
That little runt? F***!
(laughter)
- Titia!
How on earth do you know that?
- Has our little Willem
got his promotion, then?
- Apparently his father
was somewhat peculiar
in that direction as well.
Too many years
going native in Arabia,
where he shared certain favours
with a bailiff.
- Or a "caliph."
- A caliph, like you!
(laughter)
- Well, I don't care.
I like this carpet very much.
- Good, good.
- So does Titus.
He just sicked up on it.
- Oh, Titus!
- Well, that's it, christened then.
We can't turn it back now.
If Titus thinks it warrants
his vomited breakfast,
then that's it. Settled.
(indistinct chatter)
(laughter)
- Yes, the English say
the Dutch...
are getting taller all the time.
- That seems not to be the case,
though,
with little Willem.
Do you think?
- Little?
Little?
Do we look
so different together?
Well, maybe if...
Well, if you...
dress him in yellow and white -
hmm -
with a tallish hat
and perhaps a feather,
and I'm dressed darkish,
maybe in black, like this,
that would compensate a little,
don't you think?
But I mean we don't want
to look like a bride and groom,
now, do we?
(chuckling)
You're hearing me, Rembrandt?
- Oh, you're making all your negatives
sound to me like positives.
I think I'm hearing you very well.
- Oh, good, that's very good.
the excellent man for the job.
But, um...
...there is my brother-in-law,
Andries de Graeff, to remember.
That business
of the returned painting
wasn't very good,
was it, Rembrandt?
We understood he, uh...
We understood he threw
the glove at you, so to speak.
A challenge,
so to speak?
You know, he tends to be
touchy and tetchy, I suppose.
- Well, it's not too late
for you to change your mind,
and I would hate to have
to sue you for non-payment,
like your brother-in-law,
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