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...with golden hair, perfect teeth,

big b*obs, a slim waist...

...and a nice butt.

Celal, watch your mouth!

Shame on you!

Celal, don't you have anything to do?

Let us go.

Mother,

please take a good look at her teeth.

You know,

it's the most important thing for me.

And I don't want her to be short

like this lady here.

- Good God.

- Celal, stop getting on my nerves.

First, take a look at your ugly face

in the mirror, then talk.

- That's enough.

- Come on, let's go.

Celal, we should get...

Aziz, Aziz...

Go on, go home, son.

Go, go.

Alright mother,

we'll be awaiting your return.

Aziz.

Aziz, stop. Stop.

Aziz, they'll come back.

Let's go home.

They'll come back.

Celal! Did you let her know?

A slim waist and a good set of teeth.

Celal, did you tell her

that you don't want a moustache?

I did.

Celal, you are going to have to make do

just like the rest of us.

Your mother is going to pick someone

suitable for her own taste.

You'll see,

my mother will bring me a gorgeous girl.

Which is obviously what I deserve.

Tell me, who is the most handsome,

the most charming guy in this village?

What?

Mr. Charming,

to hell with your charm!

Celal, you look just like

my hairy behind.

He's right.

Aren't you embarrassed

to say things like that?

Shame on you.

- Welcome, how are you?

- We are fine.

That's good.

She doesn't have bad breath.

Sit down, dear.

She has a nice body.

Dear, tell us from The Quran...

- Al-Baqarah.

Tell us the name of the

255th verse of Surah Al-Baqarah.

It's Ayatul Kursi.

Good God.

Recite it to me.

Alright, alright.

About cooking...

- How to cook beans, tell us that.

- Yes.

First, you soak the beans in water

the night before.

And then?

The next day,

you boil them in a pot full of water.

Then, you add onions,

meat, tomato paste, butter,...

...and just a little salt.

It will be ready in two hours.

And enjoy.

Thank you.

Well said, my dear.

Now, stand up. Walk.

She looks a bit chubby.

Yes. And she's very tall.

Wonderful.

She's not even bow-legged.

She's perfectly gracious.

Stand in front of me.

She has wide hips.

She'll be good at carrying babies.

Indeed.

She'll give birth easily.

Drink some water

and lift your head.

She doesn't have goitre either.

How are you?

I'm fine.

Go ahead, open your mouth.

Don't worry.

Open your mouth. It'll be fine.

Her mouth is full of cavities.

But she has good knowledge of The Quran,

and she knows how to cook, right?

She is our girl.

Congratulations to everyone.

Thank you.

Go on, take a seat.

Gule is now our bride-to-be.

Okay?

- Okay.

We wonder what the groom is like.

The groom is a dark, handsome man

with broad shoulders and hazel eyes.

He's the most handsome man

in the village.

The groom is really strong.

He's undefeatable in wrestling.

He's a very religious person.

I assure you, there is

no one else like him in these lands.

God bless him.

- God bless him.

- Celal.

- Here.

Celal...

You've really lucked out.

My wife

won't stop talking about the girl.

Bozat, what does she look like?

My wife said, "I have never seen

a beauty like that in all my life."

- Really?

- Yeah.

- Celal, she has perfect hair.

- She has teeth like pearls.

- She has a perfect waist.

- She's very slender.

Shes a gazelle.

Oh, man...

I hope her heart is just as beautiful.

- We hope so too.

- Guys...

- Yeah?

- What if she's evil-hearted?

- Not possible.

Let's go. Come on.

Come on, come on.

Look, do this right

and don't embarrass us, alright?

Thank you very much

for everything.

Do I have your blessings?

- Yes!

Hey! Stop it!

Welcome.

Thank you.

My name is Celal.

But everyone in the village calls me

"Mr. Charming".

"Who" is your name?

My name is Gulten,

but they call me "Gule".

Oh, you talk so sweetly...

Let me lift this up

and see your beauty.

Good God...

How are you?

Very well.

Let me put out the light.

Goddammit...

Aziz!

Aziz, where are you going, Aziz?

Celal, how wonderful.

Father! Aziz is coming after you!

Come now,

go back to the village.

Oh, son...

I wish I could know

what you are saying. I wish...

Aziz...

Father, you go ahead.

Aziz, take it easy.

Come on, brother.

Aziz, come on.

Come on.

Come on, come on, come on.

He always does the same thing.

Whenever I set out to go somewhere,

he comes after me.

He thinks I won't come back.

- What's wrong with him?

- We don't know.

- Didn't you take him to a doctor?

- We did.

We took him to doctors,

hodjas, sheikhs,...

...but we couldn't find a remedy.

He hasn't talked to me even once,

but he talks to his horse every day.

Oh, God! Oh, God!

The bandits!

Sir? Who are they?

Don't be afraid, teacher.

These are our boys.

What do you mean?

Hello.

How are you?

- Thank you, we are alright.

How is Cemilo?

- He's doing great.

- Wish him well.

- I will.

Come on, let's move.

- Good luck.

- Let's go.

They are bandits, aren't they?

They call them "bandits", but in fact,

they are the lions of the mountains.

But they shoot,

and they have guns!

That's right, but they don't

hassle people. They don't steal.

They are the owners of

these mountains,...

...masters of the animals.

Come on, let's go.

Gentlemen,

the situation is obvious.

As you know,

we are under martial law.

There's nothing we can do.

The country is going through

a very delicate period.

There is no school

in the village I was appointed to.

Where will I teach the kids?

How will we solve this, director?

Look, maybe

I didn't make myself clear enough.

Two days ago,...

...Prime Minister Adnan Menderes and

his colleagues were executed...

...by the military.

- What do you mean?

- Be quiet, walls have ears.

Ankara is in chaos.

All hell is breaking loose.

With the grace of God,

our glorious military,...

...will bring

a new order to our country.

By the way, sir,

I have some advice for you.

It would be for the best...

...if you cited the absence

of a school as an excuse and...

...went back home.

They say

every dark cloud has a silver lining.

Don't be sad.

It wasn't meant to be.

I'm sad to be leaving too,

but there's nothing I can do.

Damn this poverty, sir.

Oh, how the kids' eyes sparkled

when they saw you...

How are we going to tell them

that our teacher is leaving?

Haydar...

I must go.

What will you do?

We'll go to the terminal

and wait for the bus.

We'll come see you off tomorrow, sir.

Alright.

Extra!

President Menderes was hung!

Read all about it!

Extra!

Hello.

Hello, sir.

- I hope everything's okay.

- Everythings fine.

Do you want me to stay?

- Yeah.

- I have one condition.

- God help us.

I'll stay if you let girls study

as well. Do you accept?

Accepted!

Hello?

Cemile, can you hear me?

This is Mahir!

Now, listen to me very carefully!

I'm in deep trouble!

On the way to the village,

I was taken hostage by bandits!

I have a gun held to my head

right now, Cemile!

Hush!

Cemile,

you must send me 2000 Liras!

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