Nitro Circus: The Movie Page #4

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that type of stuff

and you just kicked its butt, buddy.

Good job.

All right, well, you hang out for a bit.

We're gonna go on to another stunt.

You come join up with us later.

Come on, boys, girl.

Look, performing live is...

It's live.

There is no, "Let's take two on that. "

And especially doing what you guys do,

there's definitely no take two.

Nitro!

I ain't feelin' so good right now.

All I need is 16,000 people

out there going, "Yeah!"

I'm gonna kick it up.

If you need a take two,

it means someone probably got hurt.

Always told my boys,

"You gotta go like hell. "

Gregg never went easy.

He always had to push the envelope.

If Scott jumped 100 feet, he had to jump 110.

Maybe from that, they got

more and more and more competitive.

So here's the deal.

I am the present world record holder

of the longest and highest semi jump

in the world.

My older, fatter, unskilled brother believes

that he shall be the world record holder

after this day.

In 15 minutes I will be.

Scott! Scott, you okay?

- I'm all right.

You sure?

- Look at the truck. It is destroyed!

Holy sh*t!

You pulled an endo on a semi. That's so cool.

It doesn't count unless you land on wheels.

- Good job, though.

- That was fun.

You got issues.

We're here at this beautiful lake.

It's a glorious day,

you got your Red Bull rockin'.

They've got this amazing jump set up.

We've got tons of Astroglide.

By "amazing jump set up" you mean

"scary ramp of death

into water filled with rocks". Cool.

- Awesome.

- This is Nitro Circus.

I've seen you land on a head from 30 feet up

with a street bike on top of you.

- Yeah, and that didn't work out too good.

- This has gotta work out a lot better, then.

It's a win-win for you. You hang on, you go.

Why do you guys always say "win-win"

when I always f-ing lose?

Godfrey, you've tried this out.

Like, Jer's chopper out there,

you've got it all modified.

Well, kind of and I'll tell you,

if he hits it hard you're goin' for a ride.

And I'm just tellin' you guys,

you're goin' for a ride

if he cranks on that throttle, so...

Well, the guys said they wanted

a little horsepower to pull the rope,

so we brought in our friend The Colonel

to give us a little help.

- You think this is really what they asked for?

- No.

Whoo!

This does not look safe at all.

No, you're good, you're good.

Don't worry about it.

It may possibly be the most

redneck contraption we've come up with.

Crum, I'm about to give you

He hit so hard! Cool!

You all right?

Ow! Ow!

That's what that felt like!

Dude, if you saw it

from where I was standing...

No, like the side view?

What happened?

Violent. He came in, came up that

take-off, smacked his face dead on...

Yeah, I knew that...

He like... He was...

He was still holding on and

violently hooked himself lifelessly.

- On the two front legs.

- He was just...

It didn't look real.

There wasn't enough lube.

It was all dried out.

I got serious burn marks

down my whole entire chest.

It was peeling off me and I was like,

"I'm not letting go!"

I would suggest wearing protection.

It started burning,

I was like, "It's pulling my skin off. "

I was like, "I can't let go.

It's pulling my skin off. I gotta hang on. "

Boom, and I'm like,

"I'm just gonna do a flip and land. "

Then I'm like, "I'm still in the air. "

I'm so proud of you.

I just wanna show you guys

what glory looks like.

Dude, your stomach is horrible.

It hurts, dude.

Does anybody have any aloe vera?

With my experience and your smart mouth,

we're the best team to have on safety boat.

Totally.

The worst scenario you could get

is a burned stomach

from not enough lube on the ramp.

Today they started selling

six packs of awesome.

- Parks Bonifay is up next...

- Wait, wait, wait. Sharks Bonifay.

Sorry, sorry. Sharks Bonifay is up next.

Parks Bonifay.

Professional wakeboarder,

who hit the zenith of his career

at the tender age of six months

when he became the youngest person

on Earth to water ski.

His career has gone downhill ever since.

There he goes!

Yeah!

Yeah, that was so good!

Oh, my God, he's floating, he's breathing.

That was huge!

That was gigantosaurus.

Hey, that was 75 miles an hour

according to the Nitro speedometer!

- Travis just said I went 75.

According to the speedometer.

I did one and I was like,

"All right, enough air to do two. "

You did two.

So I go into two, and I come out of two

and I'm still like 25, 30 feet high.

Then you did a half.

Then I was just like,

"Do I go three or do I just try to dive,"

and I think I tried to dive.

That's why my wrist hurts.

That's what happens when

This feels like I tore my uterus.

- You goin' third gear on this one or second?

- Third. Third.

- Just basically ejecting into the stratosphere.

- Yep.

- Is that the plan?

- Yeah.

If anybody can do it, it's you, Special Greg,

with your special powers,

your special muscles.

Yes! Special!

It's just fun

working with a bunch of amazing athletes.

That's what it's all about.

I think at the heart

of every single one of us,

there's an athlete in there that

just wants to smile and have fun every day.

Well spoken, Greg.

That's really what

it's all about.

What we need to get is Tommy has got to

get his sissy, fat, doin'- nothin',

white-card, flag-polin' butt off of there.

- Tell us what you really think.

- Yeah, I was holding back a little.

Yeah, no, I've been talkin' to him.

He is so terrified of this. And this is a lay-up.

If Tommy doesn't do this,

I don't know what to say, like...

I don't know if he should

be on the show any more.

I mean, I love Tommy as much as anybody,

but you gotta do something

at some point, right, Crum?

Unfortunately, you're right.

He is the fat, funny guy.

Hilarious.

But we still need him to launch.

- Get up there and get Tommy into it, Roner.

- I'm gonna go pepper Tommy.

- I like to be talked into...

- It's called support, man.

There's lots of times I don't wanna do it,

and people talk me into it, and I'm grateful.

You're doin' it for you, right, Tom?

Give it a firm grip. Get this ankle.

Tommy, I cannot tell you

how proud of you I am.

- This is a big man.

- Yeah.

Tommy, that's the thing though, dude.

You're scared and you're goin' anyway.

That's awesome.

That's what it's about, buddy,

that's what it's about.

This is why Streetbike Tommy

is Streetbike Tommy.

Tommy, you're scared?

Jeremy.

Stay loose, Tommy, nice and relaxed.

Confidence.

- You got it, Tommy, you got it.

- Hang on, buddy, hang on.

Make a lot of noise for the acoustics.

That was a big guy

going through the air right there.

It hurts so bad... Somebody get me...

- Ow!

- All right, I'll tow you back.

- Just breathe.

- Aah! F***ing sh*t!

- Hold on.

- What hurts, Tommy?

- What hurts?

- My motherfucking hip, dude.

- Ready?

- Yup.

Everybody that made me do that, thank you!

We had to talk Tommy into every part of that.

And I'm like, "Tommy, I swear, I'll just

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