No controles Page #7

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Let go with you to Germany.

What I wanted was someone to care

more than their gigs.

Look, Bea...

F***, Sergio! Are you okay?

I'm fine, I'm fine...

Stop, stop, stop!

Do not move!

Sergio do not move!

Yes, of course... 3-0, right?

No, I'm serious! Sergio, please

be quiet! Do not move!

(Crunch)

F***, sh*t! What do I do?

What do I do, what I do, Bea?

I do not know.

Stay there, I'll get help!

No, no, no! Neither are going to call

everyone now, huh? Bea!

F***, f***!

Sh*t!

(Off)"If something happened because of these!

Fifth..."

(Off)"But he did not want to get!"

(Off)"But why did not want to get into?"

(Off)"Do not know,

I do not know why it has gotten..."

Quiet!

What are you doing there with the cold weather?

Pero for what you get there?

Quiet! It's okay! Huh?

Quiet, Sergius!

Where are you going, where you going?

(0ff)"Freeze!"

It's all controlled!

(Off)"All controlled!"

(Off)"Hey, where are you going? Where'd you go?"

Hold on! Huh?

No, you see, uh, no!

Let me, who is my friend!

Come on, donkey! Manes!

Well, okay, but carefully.

Soft, easy, guys!

Remove!

That you do not know!

I do know! Oh! What are you doing?

Genial!

Oh mother!

Sergius!

Well, well...

do not you worry, huh?

That here I bring a garment

our style.

Come, first,

shoes and pants.

Well, I have a shirt that you'll freak out.

You can have her if that.

Ha ha ha!

Toma.

Do not you have something else?

Ah, okay, okay...

and I'm catching the roll, now.

Well this last week Pete

Capri bar in Barakaldo.

Because I am professional humorist.

(Off)"Well, I 've noticed plenty of..."

ztu not you believe this, right?

That yes I am. If not, what am I doing here,

eh? Tomorrow I have my first gig in Madrid.

In the Sala Joy.

(Sarcastic) The Joy room...

Come on now, says comedian, humorist!

With the nonsense that I 've done

do today... we, humorist not know...

... but has"descojonao"half hotel, yes!

Do not f***... Comedian says!

What I have done to help.

(Angrily) Let's see.

Who asked you to help you?

Huh? Who the f*** asked you help?

Did I order I Help? No, I think not...

I owe you one Sergius.

You do not owe me anything, dammit!

You do not owe me anything!

They do not remember the"Sebas"

or from school, or anything! F***!

Sergio, please...

But if you raised your hand when the test

for"tributaries". Remember?

Well, because it would have any questions!

Well, well... it 'll help because

I feel like, because you're my friend.

We're not friends, dammit!

They do not understand anything!

But what fault is it?

Juanan is your best friend? Huh?

And what about Jimmy? That is your best friend,

we, of all life.

Do not f***, that are not friends.

And the"Facebook"f***ing works!

What happens is that people do not want to know

anything from you, such as at school.

Sergio...

No, no, let him... if he is right.

If this and I've been told

other times...

That soon sweetie lame people,

I talk a lot, I repeat things...

If... as I have said, and...

I might be there bitter

all day, huh?

But I will not change,

because I like to be.

And if someone I care about,

I say and I repeat.

To me I can not go to Germany.

What was missing, come on! What was missing!

Give me the key.

You can not leave without talking to her.

Hey, you quiet right now

break the claim, right?

But I do not care if the complaint.

Yes, of course... sure.

0ye, hey, where are you going?

Stay"standing", which are the twelve!

It's twelve in Ecuador. And you me

promised to spend the New Year with me.

(Alarm Clock)

Now!

And now a toast to Lupita!

Jenny.

(Angrily) Hala. Happy year.

Well, see if you can guess what this is.

But to me guess plan

what is the song title, right?

Yes.

Do not give me clues.

No.

(Start tapping the tuning

the announcement of Coca -Cola)

Do not... no sound?

Yeah, man, but how is not going

to sound? If this is the mythical Ad...

Sure.

Cola Cao!

No. Coca - Cola.

Okay, another. This does not come out very well,

but it is easier.

(Start tapping"No controls")

Sergio and you What you were doing in the pool?

We were rolling...

... and, well, typical

that you slip and you fall...

Huh?

1-0!

What?

What a joke!

(Forced laughter) The what?

Nothing. (Continued playing"No controls")

Do not you sound a little?

I believe that you do not leave because you

very tired. Your eyes are red.

Yeah, no, but that's not why.

Are the lenses.

Well, this clearly

is well known in Alaska...

what happens is... right now

I do not know what is the title.

Normal, normal, not at all like...

(Whispers) Is Sergio...

(Slam)

This is a... a guy who goes to the market

and tells the clerk...

"Uh, excuse me,

May I put a kilo of salt petite?"

Y... and then the clerk is... Crouch

to put salt as well had a neckline...

a cleavage and...... as very broad,

going to be looked... that he looked all...

Take the guy and says,"Excuse me, miss,

but me is getting fat".

And she says :
"No, no, sir,

'm getting is the petite..."

And he says :
"Well, that...

yes, yes, I..."

(The two at a time)

petite... that 's getting me.

(Laughs)

He was getting fat,

yes, another thing, he was getting...

With b*obs there,

Like two-headed midget. Ha ha ha!

Juancarlitros,

I need you to do me a favor.

Come, let us return to fuss...

As in the class of"Sebas", huh?

No, no, that 's going to sh*t.

No, you're going to do well.

You have to entertain Ernesto.

Ernesto Za? Right now I entertain,

butt, huh? A tope!

Wait, wait...

pero you know what you do?

(0ff)"I do not know!"

Is that if I did not think things out.

Well, quiet, peaceful...

First you have to separate them.

Have you"Take off"the brick?

What brick?

0 is, we...

F*** me, f*** me!

But why take away the brick?

There is no brick! I do not know! What is

this, the Middle Ages or what? Damn, not now!

(Off)"What are you doing?"

Stop, stop! Where are you going?

Wait, wait, wait...

No need. Eh! Juanan! Jimmy!

Eh! Juanan! Jimmy!

... has reached into the snow and picked

one of these native bichejo...

Juanan! Jimmy!

Here the"truqun"is the aim.

Huh? Let's see, Juancarlitros, who see

but do not give them. Away, away,"pall"...

"Tranqui tronqui"

freak you how I play boules.

Wait, wait, wait...

Leave it to me! Let me.

What is it, that Juancarlitros

everything is bad, right?

Let me. Bring!

(Car Alarm)

Hosts! Hosts, man!

(Shouting) What is it?

Eh! Eh!

Eh! Here! Eh!

(Off)"Here! Arriba! Here!"

(Car Alarm)

Do not touch anything in case!

Ah!

Sergio!

This I have to see Sergio.

Eh! What the f*** happened here?

It has been done alone,

boulder has fallen from the sky, there...

... and has exploded and broke all the glass!

That has fallen from the sky!

Come, come.

Huh?

That there with Jimmy Andorra butt!

I have to go through the room before...

ZTo?

Do not return to the room, huh?

Do not ever!

You come with me, please.

Come, go, go!

We have to hurry, Jimmy, huh?

A tile! A tile, yet!

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