No controles Page #9

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If you almost had...

At noon there another flight to Stuttgart,

shift change, we leave.

I'm fine, still, I'm fine.

Hey, Sergius, you hit a tap Reyes

to see if you dare or something.

May I have your phone on the agenda. Well,

I know by heart. Look, 620, 85...

Wait. I'll give you one, okay?

Another, why?

Because this is the previous work,

and how I've lost, because... that...

Ya... clear...

Thank you.

And this?

Zesto? Well that make them laugh,

Sergius works, you know?

That works for the host! Huh?

Do you know? Ha ha ha!

Hala, come, come,

I have the car that fatal"aparcao".

Bea Pero what is good or bad?

Not gonna like, Aita...

Bea, I think Sergio

has something to tell...

What is it?

That... I do not like lamb.

Sh*t, I know!

Me neither!

(Sounds the song"No controles"

Nacho Cano played by 0You 0LE)

Thank you! Good night... Good night,

Madrid! My name is Juancarlitros...

Huh? Liters... and... good

I'm very happy here, huh...

... if my name is randy, you will see

what comes next. Pa, pa, pa!

This is a guy who comes with two aunts

buenisimas to a pizzeria and says:

"Hey, can I put two pizzas with ham

and cheese?"and says:"Familiares?"

"No, they are whores, but they are hungry."

Ha ha ha!

Well, maybe this will seem a mood,

a bit politically incorrect

Juancarlitros but the humor is.

Take it or leave it. Oh!

The other day I was meeting a friend

and says :

"0ye Juancarlitros, you know that my brother

walk cycle from four years?"

I say,"Joe, for it must be

the host by far, right?"Ha ha ha!

Let's see, well, see, it was not my friend,

this is a technique we use...

Professional comedians..., huh?

You do as it is your friend and such...

to enter the story...,

but do not go saying then...

..."Joe 's friend Juancarlitros

things they have."Ahhhhhh!

A woman goes to the doctor and says:

"Doctor, do you examine your breasts?"

... and look at the doctor and says,"Notable high".

Huh? What? You'll fool you with it. Done.

What's the favorite cheese

Sherlock Holmes?

"Emmental","Emmental", huh?

"Elementary my dear Watson."

Sure, here you do not like it or Gruyere,

nor Cabrales, nor the other, nor the gorgonzola...

I... I eat"doblaos"cheese.

You, too, eh? You look

hoops you miss him a lot, huh? Ha ha!

Pero what we mean?

Now one goes well, surreal, huh?

For those who style mole"Jordi LP".

The curtain rises and we see a butcher,

that in the window is a sign that says :

"With the purchase of a kilo of knuckle

a free bottle of whiskey."

How are you called?

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha! Forgive, forgive!

Ha ha ha!

"With DYC give knuckle".

Look how Descojonado the blonde!

This is the Titanic is sinking,

and goes overboard Captain running...

... and meets a sailor,

and tells the captain :

"Quick, take the pot

we 're out of here, huh?"

And he said the sailor :"But man,

women still remaining."

He says :

"Yes, to get laid I am now."

Ha ha ha! You stop going to give us something

here at all. Ha ha!

"Doctor, doctor, what do you recommend for

yellow teeth?"says :"Tie brown."

Ha ha ha!

This is what I have to tell the Sergius,

this is our roll, this joke...

(Continue the song"No controls")

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