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Synopsis: Kishen is a newspaper baron married to Kaajal, a housewife who suspects her husband of having numerous non-existent affairs. Pooja is the believing wife of ever-philandering globe-trotting businessman Prem. Kishen and Prem are thick pals. Sanjana falls in love with Prem's loyal photographer Sunny and they get engaged. Kishen gets tired of his jealous wife and tries to have an affair with Bobby, a call girl. Due to circumstances, Bobby is introduced as the wife of Kishen during Sanjana's wedding, and as Sunny's wife to Kaajal. It becomes a bundle of confusions when all three couples meet.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Musical
Director(s): Anees Bazmee
  7 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.6
Year:
2005
158 min
441 Views


of your husband's treatment is mine.

There's only one solution to

get out of the mess...

You are saying it now, after we've

fallen in this mess.

We will apologize to our wives.

We tried our best but did they accept

our explanation? No!

They won't ever believe that we are

innocent, right Sunny?

Apologising to them will make

them realise...

that we regret our deeds.

We are ashamed and so we are

telling them the truth.

Just because they consider all our

truth as fibbing...

will they consider our lies as truth?

- We will make them believe us.

Everything will be alright.

Be positive!

Brother, you keep saying, be positive.

What is it?

It's my blood group.

Please forgive us.

- What are you doing?

We were stupid, ungracious...

We were ungrateful...

- We'd lost our way.

What could we do,

we'd lost our minds.

I promise, I won't

ever go to a club.

As this mess started from there.

I'd gone to the club to

end up in this mess...

What am I saying?

Sir... sir...

Prem sir has gone to the Suicide

Point to commit suicide.

What?

Why isn't Pooja here as yet? Have they

told her I'm here to kill myself?

Look, there he is, Prem...

Prem!

- Brother Prem...

She's here.

Suicide mission starts.

I am going for an atonement

of my sins.

No, brother, stop... there's

a dangerous ravine ahead.

Now, neither can anyone stop me nor

can anyone save me from it.

Son, this seems to be very deep.

You are going to turn into a

mince meat, once in it.

Take one step behind.

- Hey, what are you doing? Run fast.

What can I do? Should

I wear the horse's shoe?

I am running as fast as I can.

Someone at least inform me

about my wife.

Why can't you run faster?

- Then, how should I run?

Just as you used to run behind

me to hit me.

Brother Prem, I am coming...

I think I should turn around and see.

Prem...

- What has happened to you now?

Prem...

- Slowly.

Prem...

- Sunny, this a very dangerous slope...

slowly...

Prem...

- Reduce your speed.

Prem, I can't.

Sunny, wait...

- Hold me...

Oh, my cap... father!

Why had you come here?

- To save you.

You are Sunny and not a film hero.

If you weren't going to commit suicide

then why did you come here?

If a dog is chasing a car,

it doesn't mean he wants...

to own or drive the car.

I had come here to scare my wife.

Now, I am scared.

Kishan...

Why are you calling Kishan,

is he Lord Kishan that...

he will come and save us.

All of you wait here while

I will go and check it out.

Hurry up.

Sunny, Prem...

- Kishan...

Where are you both?

Come down, you'll be able to see us.

Come down...

Coming.

Prem? You? Here?

- Yes.

Where's Sunny?

- Your friend is hanging on to my leg.

Yes brother, I am here,

hanging on Prem's leg.

Then keep hanging.

Did you come here...

to save him or kill him?

Didn't I say he will spoil everything

with his unsteady demeanour...

why did you bring him here?

- Sunny, you are such a duffer...

Shut up! First get us out of here.

Then you can reprimand me.

Don't stand there talking to us.

Go and find some rope.

I'll search for it...

Get a rope...

- Rope...

There might be one in the car,

I'll go and get it.

Prem, I got one.

Here, catch it.

Catch it...

C'mon, catch it...

Prem, why are you dancing

like Aishwarya Rai?

Be still...

I am still, but I can't seem

to catch the rope...

Kishan has thrown towards me.

Brother Kishan, throw it

down further.

Okay, one minute...

Here take this...

- Be careful...

Kaajal, be quiet! Can't you

see what I am doing?

Kishan, a little bit further.

Here take this...

Kishan, be careful...

- Hey, shut up, don't disturb me.

Kishan, little more.

Is it? Here you are!

- Kishan, be careful!

Don't worry about me.

Nothing has happened to me.

Don't worry.

I'll bring them up.

Kishan, further down.

Further down?

Asking me to move further down,

look here is where you have brought us.

Had it been in his control,

he will pack us up.

What are you doing sunny?

- You fool.

You are cutting the branch that

you are hanging on to.

Should I kick you off?

Sorry, brother Prem...

Kishan, I feel giddy

when I look down.

Then don't look down.

Close your eyes.

That is going to anyhow

happen in sometime.

Kishan, be positive,

think positive.

What happened, Prem?

"How to keep my heart in control?"

"In such a precarious situation."

He's a strange man, he can sing

in this situation too?

Go away...

Have you gone crazy?

Go away...

- Did something pass by?

Why were you singing a song?

I wanted to sing... I like singing

when I am hanging on a cliff.

Do something, Pooja, Kaajal...

Why are you tying the rope to the rock?

Throw it here first.

If I don't tie it to the rock then

we too will off from the cliff.

Please do it, soon...

Throw it fast.

Snake...

Prem, calm down...

I think it's a water snake,

not the poisonous one...

Nothing will happen if it bites.

Are you sure?

- Even I am not sure.

Catch the rope and come up...

Hey, it's a rope...

- If it is a rope then catch it.

No I won't catch it...

- Why not?

If I hold on to the rope then Pooja

will think I was just acting.

Then we are really going to die.

Kishan, hold on to the rope.

- Please tell her, both of you.

Pooja, forgive brother Prem...

Pooja, accept his apology or

else Kishan and Sunny...

are going to die unnecessarily.

Forgive him, Pooja!

Please forgive him.

Prem, come up!

I am no longer angry with you.

I've forgiven you.

- Alright Pooja, I am coming up.

Pooja, you are great,

for having forgiven me.

Hey, be careful...

Pull them up.

I am coming up, Pooja.

I am coming...

Sanjana, I am coming...

Kaajal, I am bringing your

husband along.

I am coming...

You both, catch on to

the rope too...

Hadn't it been a question of

saving these two, I would have...

rather used this rope as a noose.

Pooja, you are great.

If I'd been in your place

I wouldn't...

have forgiven you either.

So from now on, I will follow

whatever you wish me to do.

I'll listen to everything.

Really?

- Yes.

Promise.

Then you'll have to be my husband

in every birth.

I love you very much, Prem.

I have faith in God...

I know that you will surely

change your habits.

Which means you already knew that

I was straying?

Pooja, your husband Prem has

changed from today.

I take an oath on you.

I promise to be the best

husband ever.

I am sorry.

- Prem.

C'mon...

What?

Aren't you ashamed of anything

after what we have gone through?

Listen, want a bite?

No, I don't want anything.

I am dieting.

Did you see that none of them

really turned back to see her.

You've really changed.

"My happiness is with you..."

"My beloved..."

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Anees Bazmee

Anees Bazme is an Indian film producer and director in Bollywood. He is best known for directing comedy films like No Entry (2005), Welcome (2007) and Singh Is Kinng (2008), among others. more…

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