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Synopsis: Kishen is a newspaper baron married to Kaajal, a housewife who suspects her husband of having numerous non-existent affairs. Pooja is the believing wife of ever-philandering globe-trotting businessman Prem. Kishen and Prem are thick pals. Sanjana falls in love with Prem's loyal photographer Sunny and they get engaged. Kishen gets tired of his jealous wife and tries to have an affair with Bobby, a call girl. Due to circumstances, Bobby is introduced as the wife of Kishen during Sanjana's wedding, and as Sunny's wife to Kaajal. It becomes a bundle of confusions when all three couples meet.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Musical
Director(s): Anees Bazmee
  7 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.6
Year:
2005
158 min
441 Views


against our wives.

Sir, these letters

have come for you.

This one is yours.

What happened, sir?

What is it, sir?

Had you given this idea to our

wives before telling us?

They have sent us a divorce notice.

Now what are we going to do?

Only God can help you.

Control yourself, Sunny!

Be positive...

why are you laughing?

The colour of my envelope is

red and yours is yellow.

Here we are about to lose our

lives and you are...

thinking of the envelope's colour?

Think of something... think...

That's what I am doing...

Wonder what Prem must be doing after

having put us in this condition.

Hello.

- Hello Prem, it's me Kishan!

Kishan, yeah tell me.

Didn't I tell you, he hasn't

gone for any business trip?

He's having a time of his life

with girls around him.

At this time of the night?

- It's daytime there.

Prem, a catastrophe has struck us.

It's very bad but there's

no such news here.

Because of you, I...

- Not I but us...

we are in deep trouble.

My life...

- Our lives...

Yes, our lives have been

destroyed by our wives.

What do you mean by us?

Who else got ruined along with you?

Mine...

Sekhar's!

You are married too?

Yes and now I am going to

get divorced too.

Divorce?

Don't be so surprised.

The girl that you'd sent

to my guest house...

has set our houses on fire.

She was a bombshell,

not a small cracker.

Shame on you! Two men

can't hide an affair!

An editor and a crime reporter!

What makes your newspaper sell?

Chuck the newspaper first...

Hey, what are you doing?

Talk to him nicely.

Okay then, you speak to him...

The matter has turned

very serious here.

Please do something or else my

life will also be ruined...

along with your friend.

- Friend?

One who cannot do

one simple thing?

One who cannot even

lie to his wife?

Couldn't handle Bobby...

how can he ruin your life?

He cannot be my friend.

- Prem, stop giving a speech.

Come here and solve our

problem or else...

Or else...

- Or else, what?

Or else...

Our lives will be ruined...

I know that you have solutions

to every problem.

Please come back soon.

We are alone here.

Hey, don't cry... I am coming back.

You should be ashamed of yourselves.

You doubt your...

saintly husbands and that

too for Bobby.

She's my wife and their

sister-in-law.

Prem, why are you taking the blame

to save your friends?

Kaajal, I am not taking

anyone's blame...

I swear by my friends,

I am not lying.

And if I am lying then they

will die within one week.

What?

You still don't believe me?

I think, I'll have to give them

the geographical details of my life.

Bobby and I loved each

other since childhood.

But my and her fathers

were sworn enemies.

And so Bobby and I got

married secretly.

On the next day of our wedding...

my father went to Barista

for coffee.

He met Pooja there, happened to like

her and then she became my wife.

Take it in whichever way...

but I couldn't break

my father's heart.

He was a heart patient.

His situation was so critical

that he would...

clasp his heart while

talking to me.

And I was in a constant fear

that he'd die any moment.

And I'd have to carry his

burden on my shoulder.

We just steal a couple of

singles while he...

talks only in boundaries.

We will lose our match if he

loses his wicket.

My father was very happy

with our wedding.

He was so happy with our

wedding that he...

died of heart attack

two days later.

And left me with two wives.

I remember him all the time.

Let's not discuss such

depressing topics.

Let's come to the point.

While going abroad I asked you

to look after Pooja...

leaving poor Bobby alone.

And so I asked my friends to

take care of her...

when I am not in town.

That's what they did.

But what was the need

for you to lie?

But they couldn't also speak

the truth.

After all Pooja is your friend.

You could've squealed to Pooja.

You would have told her that

Bobby is my wife.

Then who am I?

The guys are trapped,

I'm helping them out.

I'm not involved.

There's this girl...

Prem, what are you whispering

in her ears?

Hang on.

Why are you gesturing?

Say what you want to?

Just wait for a couple of

minutes, please!

No Prem, whatever you have

to say... say it aloud.

Then listen...

Pooja, they called me up in

South Africa saying that...

their secret has been revealed

asking me to rush back.

That their wives have come to

know of their affairs.

I came here for the sake of

their friendship.

You are our friend but that doesn't

mean you will say anything.

Our friendship is limited to

this birth but my...

relationship with my wife

spans over many births.

This calculation makes no sense that

I'll leave my wife for a friend.

You are actually responsible

to ruin his life.

I am a witness of your attempts

to set him up with Bobby.

And he got me trapped in return.

He's the witness.

Pooja, these two...

- Enough...

Just tell me, have I ever

enquired about your whereabouts?

Have I ever questioned you for

your late nights?

Have I ever asked you

for any explanation?

Not only that, whenever you were

not at home I'd answer...

all the unwanted phone calls and

take all the messages.

I used to trust you so much.

But today, you've lost that trust.

You've lost your Pooja forever.

Pooja, these three friends

are alike.

Hey listen,

I don't know about them...

but I am not at all like them.

Prove yourself innocent in the court.

C'mon, Pooja!

Pooja won't go anywhere.

Listen to me, you can go to badminton

court tennis or any other court.

But don't go to that court.

Pooja... Pooja...

She is not even responding.

- We've got the answer, Prem.

My answer carries a notice

along while yours does not.

I don't understand, what the problem

with your friends is.

It all depends on time.

When the time isn't right...

even good intentions go wrong.

So, what do you want me to do?

I just want you to tell their

wives that they'd got...

stuck in this situation

because of me.

That they have not done

anything to you.

What will happen to you then?

Bobby, my wife, isn't a suspicious

and short tempered person...

like Kaajal and Sanjana.

She's very innocent and lovable.

She's angry and upset now but

I'll make her understand.

You're still looking at them.

- Everyone's dancing, why aren't they?

Madam, don't you like this song?

Pooja...

I told you my time isn't right now.

- I am the one going through...

a bad phase. What about my money?

- Money... Money...

I am about to lose my wife and

you are thinking about money.

Isn't there anything important

in your life other than the money?

Give me a drink.

Mr. Prem, Bobby's husband is

in coma for the past two years.

She had to pay 20 thousand per

day just to keep him Rahul.

What will be more important

for her than money?

Sorry, I shouldn't have

asked for money.

Why are you looking at me like this?

It's so difficult to keep

a happy facade.

From now on the responsibility

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Anees Bazmee

Anees Bazme is an Indian film producer and director in Bollywood. He is best known for directing comedy films like No Entry (2005), Welcome (2007) and Singh Is Kinng (2008), among others. more…

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