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was doing fine in India.

There were heavy showers in Mumbai

on the 26th of July.

I thought the rains were romantic, so

I fixed a programme in my guest house.

I had no idea the rains would turn

into a nightmare.

The water ran neck high, people

reached home after two days.

I was also stuck out there with her

for two days.

The media worked overnight,

they found me out.

And I was watching myself on tv.

The pictures were damn sleazy...

bad, very bad.

I cleared the mess up

in the morning.

And wife?

- Said, I don't deserve to be in India.

And she dragged me here.

- Nice.

At least India is rid

of a self-styled leader.

You are one damn step ahead of me.

How do you it?

I don't understand.

How do you woo girls? Teach me.

You were thrown out of India

because of women.

D'you want to be thrown

out of here too?

You have a pretty good wife.

Why do you flip about?

Have you seen my wife?

- Yes

Beautiful, well-mannered, strong

and reliable...

she's a real gem. And you... gosh!

You are raving

That woman can't see me happy

Everytime I fall in love,

she grieves.

If I give dictations to my secretary,

she feels bad. This is not fair.

Forget India, you don't deserve

to live in this world.

I'll kill you and rather be a widow.

- Go ahead.

Greetings.

- Bless you.

Get up!

Get up!

- My glasses...

What do you think you were watching?

Get back here... you can't sleep

at nights if you sight me, eh?

To hell with your love!

Move it!

You always make up your mind

at the last moment, Kishan.

Four hours!

- Several famous actors too.

Four hours are not a big deal.

Why did you stop? Move ahead.

Whom has she come along with?

It doesn't matter whom she has

come with? Come on...

You consider Sunny as your

younger brother...

and you aren't bothered to

know with whom his wife is?

I mean, the movie is about

to start...

I remember... she calls him a brother.

What is going on here?

- Kaajal...

Come on, we'll tell Sunny about it

then it's up to Sunny and her.

Let's go from here.

What is going on here?

Tell him to stay away from my friend.

- Kaajal... Kaajal...

Kaajal, you?

Aren't you ashamed of yourself?

You've just been married

and have come...

back from a honeymoon.

What are you doing?

What have I done?

You've come for a movie with

another man...

and you dare to ask me what

you have done?"

The guy is indeed handsome and

smart but that doesn't...

mean you will deceive your husband.

- Just listen...

And you... you've got wandering

eyes, right?

Go upstairs, and see what your

wife is doing?

Your wife?

Kaajal, let's go.

The movie will start anytime.

Movie can wait but I'll teach

him such a lesson today...

which will make him forget

his maths.

Don't do it, Kaajal. In school,

he used to fail in maths.

He has not only failed in maths

but also in his life.

Just because I am quiet it doesn't

mean that I won't say anything.

What will you say?

That... rather you should

be ashamed and not me.

Why are you with him if you

claim to be upright? - With him?

He wife might be crazy but he's

still a rich man...

and so you've come with him,

haven't you?

What... what is she saying?

We will sort it out amicably

after seeing the movie.

Let's go or else we'll

miss the movie.

She's calling me crazy and you

want to see a movie?

Am I crazy? Am I?

- How can you be crazy, Kaajal?

Then whom is she calling crazy?

- His wife...

Hey, I am his wife.

If you are his wife then

who is she?

She's Bobby, his wife...

Not his wife but his...

What? She's your wife?

No she's his wife.

- What?

Is Bobby your wife?

- No, she's his wife.

Whose wife is she?

- His...

Tell us, whose wife Bobby is?

- His...

She's my wife...

- What?

I means ours...

- Both of us...

You lied to me...

- Kaajal, please...

Listen to me...

- Kaajal, please...

You have been sleeping in the

office for the past two days.

I have a very good solution for

all your worries.

I have a weapon for you, sir!

Weapon?

- I mean an idea, sir!

Do you belong to a blacksmith family...

that you are calling an

idea a weapon?

Sir, you are a wayward fellow,

a thorough womanizer.

You are not as you seem to be.

Hey, mind your language.

- And you are no less.

Sister on the face with

Bobby in arms!

Hey, what did you say just now?

You have to say this to

each other's wife.

Your have prove yourself

as the villain

while proving the other

guy to be a hero.

That will purge all your sins.

I am your slave, sir!

You can return the idea

if you don't like it.

But it really hurts when

somebody bashes me.

Why didn't you give such a

positive idea before?

We've been tensed about it

for the past two days?

Thank you very much.

C'mon Ritu, get ready soon.

Greetings, uncle!

- Greetings, dear!

Where's Sanjana, uncle?

- She's gone to meet you.

She's at my house?

But why?

To apologise. She'd offended

you yesterday...

Kaajal, you will miss each other

if you go to your house now.

Why don't you wait here?

She will come here moment now.

Kaajal dear, we've to go somewhere.

Please don't mind. Is anybody there?

No Lakshmi, I don't want tea or coffee

You can get back to your work.

Sanjana...

Hey, is nobody home?

Oh, you are here...

It's good that you are alone.

Sanjana, I need to talk to you.

You are angry with, brother,

aren't you?

But it's my fault.

I am the real culprit.

Brother is no lesser to a saint.

God has stopped creating such good men.

My only hobby is: Girls...

It's an art to hook up a girl

and I am an expert in it.

It's not difficult to hook them up.

Yes. If the girl seems

difficult to please...

then act to be in love with another

and try to commit suicide.

Then that girl will come to your

rescue and then its fun.

But Sanjana was different.

Whenever, I moved closer to her.

She'd ask me to wait till marriage.

And so I had to make her my wife.

My wife has a headache...

She keeps cribbing for all 24 hours.

How can a sane man live with her?

I've never understood

how can a man live...

with one woman for his

entire life?

There are some who do

just as your Sunny.

But I cannot live like that.

It's true.

Lies... she keeps insisting

upon not lying.

Does she understand what a lie is?

I must have lied to her many times.

The first lie is that I don't lie...

And the second one that I don't

love anyone else other than her.

But the truth is I love Bobby!

That's why I have kept Bobby

in another house.

Where I can visit frequently

to have a nice time.

For the past couple of days we

have been living as husband and wife.

One last weapon is left, sir!

I used it and it had the

right effect.

Which weapon?

- Divorce.

Sir, listen to my whole idea.

I want to save your marital life.

I had a fight with my wife and

she threatened to walk out...

I asked her to leave only

after a divorce.

Ever since, my wife has forgotten...

even to mention her parental home.

Sir, can I take a seat?

We men have only one weapon

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