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Synopsis: Kishen is a newspaper baron married to Kaajal, a housewife who suspects her husband of having numerous non-existent affairs. Pooja is the believing wife of ever-philandering globe-trotting businessman Prem. Kishen and Prem are thick pals. Sanjana falls in love with Prem's loyal photographer Sunny and they get engaged. Kishen gets tired of his jealous wife and tries to have an affair with Bobby, a call girl. Due to circumstances, Bobby is introduced as the wife of Kishen during Sanjana's wedding, and as Sunny's wife to Kaajal. It becomes a bundle of confusions when all three couples meet.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Musical
Director(s): Anees Bazmee
  7 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.6
Year:
2005
158 min
441 Views


heart patient about the first attack...

he may get the second attack!

- Oh my God!

What happened?

- I don't have pain...

in the chest, but here.

Oh! The kidney! Are you miserable?

Do you drink night and day?

I'm not a miserable drunkard!

I married the woman I fell in love with.

Good Lord! We were saved from

the fourth Devdas (movie).

But what you are suffering

from is worms...

I mean, it is a heart problem.

I'll prescribe a few medicines.

Good if you take them and better

if you don't.

To be honest, more than medicines,

what you need is...

Prayer, isn't it?

You need a holiday.

I'm giving you this card along

with the case paper.

This is the best hotel of Mauritius.

You'll get a discount of 25% if you

give my reference.

You're not a doctor!

You're a travel agent!

How did you find out?

Doctor! What are you doing here?

Doctor! Mr. Kishan?

The doctor is my brother.

He called me to inform me

that you'd be coming.

So, are you twin brothers?

What do I say? My father was a real...

Come along.

He's younger and I'm older.

But he thinks that he's older!

Now you tell me...

Is his dispensary bigger or this hotel?

Your hotel is bigger.

- So who is older? Me or him?

You're older.

- Absolutely right!

What did you say?

- Nothing.

Please take my luggage and

my wife to the room.

Hello, Sunny! How are you?

- Why have you called?

Hey! Why are you talking so rudely?

- The state you left me in...

I felt that I wasn't getting

married but fighting a war!

But your wedding did take place.

Did you see how I pretended to

have a heart attack?

Brother, don't you feel that you're

just lying these days?

Be positive, pal! It's said that

even if you lie a 100 times...

to help a wedding take place,

God forgives you!

He will forgive a 100 lies,

not a 1000!

To keep you free from worry,

I've come to Mauritius...

with your sister-in-law. And you!

- What? What did you say?

Where have you come?

- Mauritius! Why?

Welcome! I'm here as well!

- What! In which hotel are you?

I'll never tell you that! Or else,

here also, you will...

Hey, Sunny! In the whole wide world,

did you have to come to this hotel...

and this city for your honeymoon?

Did you inform me that... you were

coming to this city and this hotel?

Look, Sunny, before our wives

see each other...

take Sanjana away from here.

Please!

I can say the same dialogue to you,

can't I?

Hey! Kaajal thinks that I'm

a heart patient. I can't move around!

What will I tell her about

the shifting?

As if I won't have to explain

anything to Sanjana!

Look, brother! This is your second

honeymoon but the first one for me!

Have some mercy on me!

- Don't scream!

My cottage is right here!

Your sister-in-law will come out!

- That one?

Yes!

- Very good! This one's mine!

Run, brother!

Brother!

You're here! What a surprise!

Has sister-in-law come along as well?

Well... she wasn't

feeling too well. So...

So, I left her home.

Sir, I've taken your luggage and

your wife to the room.

Brother, why did you lie that you

haven't got sister-in-law along?

Sanjana...

- Because he's ashamed, Sanjana.

You do know that sister-in-law

isn't mentally sound.

So that means I was alone in the

room with a mad woman!

I can understand your problem.

Look at where she is!

How did she come here, Sunny?

Is that your wife, sir?

You just took her to the room and

forgot about it so soon!

No, but the one I left in the room...

- Shut up! You're arguing with me!

But, Sir, the one I left in the room...

- Come on... Scoot! Go on!

He's a strange, forgetful man!

Listen... Who are you?

- What do you mean?

Who are both of you?

- She's my wife. I swear by Reliance!

And I'm her husband! Why?

- So, who is that man...

who's calling himself her husband?

- Who?

That man!

So, the couple is here too!

How are you, Sanjana?

So you've come for your honeymoon

with my darling brother-in-law?

You've got your brother

along here too!

Why did you have to follow us?

- You had asked me...

to take care of sister, isn't it?

- That was in India.

I can take care of her myself here!

So you're back.

- Let's go, Sanjana.

Where?

- To the room!

Why are you standing here? Scoot!

Hey, Bobby! You're here too.

Where are you running off too?

Well...

- Where is Sunny?

What happened? Why did you bring

me to the room so fast?

Kiss me!

- No! Not now!

Who is he?

- I'm her brother.

So, you're her brother!

Hey, Kaajal!

- You want to kill my Sunny!

You think you're a great don!

I'll kill you before you can...

Kaajal! He's not her brother.

He is one of her brother's men...

who has become her bodyguard

to protect her from him!

Go, take Bobby away.

Sunny!

Get up!

Stand up straight!

What were you doing in that room?

Sister-in-law, I... I went looking

for her to that room by mistake.

And I've been looking for you

since so long! You are really...

Why do both of you get out of

each other's sight?

You've come for your honeymoon.

Enjoy yourselves together!

That's what I always keep telling

him but he doesn't listen to me!

So, will you enjoy with him?

Well... he's my husband!

Brother-in-law!

- Where are your glasses?

How many times have I told you

to wear your glasses!

Your brother-in-law is there! That one!

- Me!

What's happening here?

I'm really confused!

Let's go to our rooms. Let's freshen up

and meet again in the evening.

That's right. Let's freshen up.

- But where should I go?

With your brother-in-law! Where else?

- Let's go. Let's go, Kaajal.

Who is whose husband and who

is whose wife...

I must find that out!

"A heart is always crazy!"

"It defies all logic!"

"How can it be blamed

if it behaves waywardly..."

"in such a charming company?"

"A heart is always crazy!"

"It defies all logic!"

"How can it be blamed if it

behaves waywardly..."

"in such a charming company?"

"It beats relentlessly at nights

defying all efforts..."

"it remains under no control."

"Careful lest it might break."

"It's very fragile."

"It caves under no pressure..."

"All efforts fail..."

"to separate it from another

heart it loves!"

"We are together..."

"immersed in love."

"Why won't it not inebriate us?"

"That too with such a

companion around?"

"The language and the

tale of love..."

"need no expression for the

heart to understand."

"A heart responds to another

heart intuitively."

"Let love flow freely."

"Let the hearts unite

without any fear."

"Don't put them under any guard!"

"All it takes is a moment..."

"for the hearts to meet

and blossom."

"And the trance of love

engulfs a person..."

"in such a captivating company."

"A heart is always crazy!"

"It defies all logic!"

"How can it be blamed if it

behaves waywardly..."

"in such a charming company?"

Minister, what are you doing here

in South Africa?

Hi Prem. How are you?

- I'm fine.

Are you here on a vacation?

- No, I have settled down here.

Settled...? Your business

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Anees Bazmee

Anees Bazme is an Indian film producer and director in Bollywood. He is best known for directing comedy films like No Entry (2005), Welcome (2007) and Singh Is Kinng (2008), among others. more…

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