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Synopsis: Kishen is a newspaper baron married to Kaajal, a housewife who suspects her husband of having numerous non-existent affairs. Pooja is the believing wife of ever-philandering globe-trotting businessman Prem. Kishen and Prem are thick pals. Sanjana falls in love with Prem's loyal photographer Sunny and they get engaged. Kishen gets tired of his jealous wife and tries to have an affair with Bobby, a call girl. Due to circumstances, Bobby is introduced as the wife of Kishen during Sanjana's wedding, and as Sunny's wife to Kaajal. It becomes a bundle of confusions when all three couples meet.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Musical
Director(s): Anees Bazmee
  7 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.6
Year:
2005
158 min
441 Views


That is so kind of you!

But there's a condition!

You will have to come for

a cup of coffee with me.

Think about it.

You may have to treat me to 2 cups.

I'm in the habit of talking a lot!

- It will be a lot of fun then...

because I have the same habit!

Shall we go?

Both have the same habit

as all women!

What? Really? Congratulations!

Congratulations!

Did you hear that? My aunt's son,

Balvinder, our 'Ballu'...

he's getting married on Sunday.

We've been called to the village.

You can go if you want to!

I'm not going to that house...

where people tried to get

you married to someone else!

One must forget old matters

at such times, Kaajal.

You will have to come with me.

- No! I won't go!

Stop being childish, Kaajal! Please!

- I said I don't want to go!

Kaajal, you...

- Stop! Stop! Do you want her to agree?

Fine... as you wish...

but I'll have to go.

Or else, Ballu won't sit on the horse!

He won't be able to get married!

Ballu, do one thing! Come along with me.

- Okay.

Or I'll get bored alone.

- Absolutely!

Are you feeling bad that I'm not going?

But you can understand my problem too,

isn't it?

Besides, my friend is getting

married here on Sunday.

I have to attend her wedding.

- Yes.

Which friend is getting married?

And that too, on Sunday!

It could be anyone.

Why are you scared?

I dread that on reaching my wedding,

dressed as a groom...

sister-in-law will welcome me

with the bride's friends!

What are you saying, pal?

Will you get me divorced...

on the day of your wedding?

- No!

Sanjana can't be that friend!

- Why?

Look, has Sanjana ever met Kaajal?

- No.

Has Kaajal ever met Sanjana?

- No.

Have I ever spoken about Sanjana

to your sister-in-law?

No.

Have you ever spoken to your

sister-in-law about Sanjana?

Where did you give me the

chance to do that?

So then? Be positive, pal!

Look... please take this. 20,000

rupees should be enough for 3 hours!

Give me more!

- Here you go. Please. Is it fine now?

This way, I can see both your office

and your home being sold!

It's your father-in-law who asked me

to bring this crazy woman along!

Your marriage would be in

trouble without her!

I will get married, won't I?

There's hardly any time left for

the auspicious moment!

All your problems will be solved.

Be positive!

May Mr. Gupta be praised!

Welcome!

Shekhar! This is my son-in-law.

You... you know him?

- Quite well!

Really! How?

Daddy... look, mummy is

calling you there.

Mummy! Oh, mummy!

Excuse me. I'll just be back. Take care.

- I'll just be back.

Hey, Photo!

Sit!

So, Photo...

What's with this second marriage?

It's a second marriage!

It's a second marriage!

Sir...

- Yes.

It's a second marriage.

Photo, did you leave your first wife?

Or did she elope with someone else?

Well... Both!

- Both?

Yes. She was eloping with someone;

I left her.

That's good.

She was an immoral girl!

The girl is immoral!

The girl is immoral!

- What's going on?

What is it?

I am coming.

That's amazing!

You're the first wife in this world...

who is attending her husband's

wedding and is happy as well!

It's my brother-in-law's wedding.

Mr. P.K.

Really?

- Yes.

When did Shekhar become

your brother-in-law?

Since the time he became my husband!

You're her husband!

You gave us the 'best couple'

award and forgot!

Tell me something...

- We'll talk later.

Have this sweet first.

Have a 'laddu' first.

Brother! That minister...

- Don't you worry!

Now he'll open his mouth only

to eat 'laddus'!

Look!

Scoot!

Why are you needlessly tensed?

Look at me? Am I tensed?

Your tension has arrived!

Look over there!

How come she's here?

What should we do now?

Are you tensed now?

- Don't be so smug!

I've just come along with the marriage

procession. But it's you who...

has to get married, isn't it?

- Yes... Run!

Sorry!

- You insolent man!

Do you know where Sanjana is?

- She's there.

What an insolent man that was!

Refused to relent.

Are you Kaajal?

- Yes.

Who is that playing this funeral

tune at a wedding?

Uncle, give me a cold drink.

Mummy! Look... uncle is not giving

me a cold drink! Mummy!

You! And why are you

dressed as a groom?

That's it! Even you feel that

it's my wedding, isn't it?

Even I feel that way!

Actually, sister-in-law,

it's my friend's wedding.

He buys two of everything.

Two shoes!

One for me and one for him!

Two watches!

One for me and one for him!

And this...

he's gone too far this time!

Two outfits!

One for me and one for him!

I hope he didn't buy

two 'mangalsutras'!

Sister-in-law, your sense of humour

is just great!

Just a minute!

You had gone to Poona

with Kishan, isn't it?

We came back!

- Why?

Because...

Brother!

Tell her why we came back from Poona.

Poona... Poona...

where did we go to Poona at all?

I could remember each and everything

you said on the train.

The way my aunt fought with you,

the way she made digs at

you all the time...

and the way she used to encourage

me to get married again!

That's it! I caught Sunny's hand

and got off the train!

It's good that we got off

at a station.

Or else, he would have

also gotten me...

Call the bride and

the groom, please.

Go, Sunny!

They're calling you!

What are you staring at me for?

Go to your friend!

His friend is really strange!

Neither will he sit on the dais

without him...

nor will he get married!

I wonder what will happen on

the nuptial night!

But it's his friend's wedding!

Why are you dressed like a relative?

Hey! That's right! Why am I carrying

this burden on my head?

Come on, Kaajal, let's go home.

- Wait till the wedding takes place.

How will the wedding take place

if you're around?

What?

I mean, will the wedding not take

place if you're not around?

Come on, let's go. Let's go home.

- I want to see the groom's face.

He's shyer than the bride!

You won't be able to see his face!

What happened now?

- You're not taking me seriously, Kaajal!

My condition is getting worse, Kaajal!

- Why have you kept your hand there?

Because I'm in pain, Kaajal!

- What! Should I call the doctor?

That will be of no use.

Let's go to the doctor instead!

Let's go.

- Yes.

Hey! It's nothing!

Watch the wedding! - What!

One must say that! A person's

wedding should not be ruined!

Let's go to the doctor.

Son-in-law!

Thats my wife!

You're very lucky.

You've just come in time.

Or it would have been too late!

- What?

Yes. I was just going to go home!

Get up! Everything is normal.

- Normal?

Yes.

Doctor, has my sugar level increased

by any chance?

No! Your sugar, salt and chilly,

everything is normal!

Did you run a grocery shop earlier?

- How did you know that?

It's been years since I shut

that business down.

Doctor, you do laugh a lot!

A doctor has told me that laughter

is very good for health!

Stop laughing and tell us

about his health!

He had a heart attack.

- But you just said that...

everything is normal.

I have to say that! If you tell the

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Anees Bazmee

Anees Bazme is an Indian film producer and director in Bollywood. He is best known for directing comedy films like No Entry (2005), Welcome (2007) and Singh Is Kinng (2008), among others. more…

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