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'No Entry' since so many days.

I've finally got an entry today and

you want me to do that tomorrow!

So you won't relent?

- Impossible!

Will you understand if we hit you?

- Look... This is illegal!

So all this is legal?

My wife will divorce me if she

doesn't come with me today!

Your wife will divorce you

if she doesn't go with you today!

But brother, swear by Reliance that you

will make your wife meet mine once...

so that she also learns

something from her!

This applause tells us that you all

are really enjoying...

the spicy question and answer rounds

of all the couples here.

You tell me... what is the difference

you have experienced...

between the nuptial night

and the nights after?

I think that the husband gradually

becomes less of a romantic.

Really?

- Yeah!

Mrs. Shekhar, what is the difference

that you've experienced?

Nothing at all! For me, every night

is a nuptial night!

What she means to say is...

since the day we got married...

each night has been like the nuptial

night for us.

Okay, tell me. In these expensive times,

should it be only the husband...

who should earn or the wife as well?

- Both!

The man should earn during the day

and the woman at night.

Superb! What a reply that was!

It means that the man should toil...

during the day. And when he comes

home tired at night...

the wife should serve him

and earn his love!

Isn't that what you want to say?

- Give me the mike!

No, no! It's done.

It was the right answer.

Let's applaud!

May Mr. Gupta be praised!

May Mr. Gupta...

- Enough!

Greetings!

- Greetings! Welcome, Mr. Gupta.

Please come, Please sit here.

I've seen her somewhere.

- No, sir.

This girl is not from this city.

- I've seen her very closely.

Where?

I have seen her.

I'll just be back in a second.

The decision of the judges is here.

And as all of us had expected...

the award for the best couple goes to

Mr. And Mrs. Shekhar!

You really deserve this award!

Superb!

Brothers and sisters,

I'm really pleased to be here.

I really liked your programme.

Your job is done.

Do you remember?

- I do remember, Sunny.

Sunday, at 11 o'clock at Judge Saxena's

residence, isn't it?

I do remember.

- Judge! Are you in some kind of trouble?

Shekhar is just like

my younger brother.

Had it not been for him,

I wouldn't have existed!

I mean, my newspaper would

have not existed.

It's due to his hard work and honesty

that my newspaper is successful today.

That's why I want to make him my

business partner.

Great!

But you've come alone for

such a joyous occasion.

Why didn't you bring your wife along?

She won't be able to come for

the wedding as well!

Why?

You see. Tell them, brother.

Actually, my wife doesn't

keep too well.

But Shekhar and you were just

talking about something.

Well... I won't hide anything from you...

My wife is a bit mentally unwell.

You see... she saw the World Trade

Centre crumbling from quite close!

9/11... your wife was in America then?

No, she saw it on TV.

- On TV!

That's it. She's been so badly

affected by that incident...

that it may be quite risky to

bring her to the wedding!

One never knows what she might

end up doing!

That's all right.

Priest, you're taking so long to

find an auspicious time!

Brother, you're getting

better and better!

What do you mean?

If you continue lying this way,

you'll beat brother Prem one day!

What happened?

- My right eye has started...

twitching suddenly.

Will something go wrong?

Something goes wrong only if the

left eye twitches.

But why my eye?

Come on, move!

- Look, Inspector...

I'm not that kind of a girl!

Then what kind of a girl are you?

- Very decent and respectable...

and I belong to a good family.

- So what are you doing in this hotel?

Well... I had a fight with my husband.

That's why I came here.

Really! Women go their parent's

house after fighting and you...

Look, Inspector, this is a family

tradition.

We fight with our husbands and come

and stay in a hotel. - Yes, yes.

We don't give our parents a bad name

by living with them!

Who is this with you?

- Him?

He's my younger brother.

- Brother!

What happened, sister?

What happened, sister?

See what the Inspector is...

- Okay. So your brother is a Gujarati!

C'mon! Move!

- If the Hindus, Muslims, Sikhs...

and Christians can be brothers,

why can't a Gujarati be one?

What was he doing here with you?

He had come to cajole me

and take me home.

Yes! Come home, sister. Brother-in-law

must also be very worried!

Inspector, we were discussing

family planning...

I mean, family matters in the hotel

room. I swear by Reliance!

If your sister is married,

she must be having a husband too!

Where is he?

Sunday, at 11 o'clock at Judge Saxena's

residence, isn't it?

You want to meet my husband, isn't it?

That's all. Come along.

According to the holy calendar, the moon

is not in a favourable position...

for the next 2 days, sir.

These 4 days are very inauspicious.

Isn't there an auspicious

time before that?

So, you're really eager

to get married!

What is it, Inspector?

Who is she?

Sorry, Sir. We have arrested her

at the hotel raid.

She says that she's married and

that her husband is at your place.

Her husband! Your husband?

Who is he?

I've told them that...

- No, there's no need to say anything!

Darling, was that the only hotel

in the entire city to go to?

Look how you're dressed!

Uncle, I told you about the

World Trade Centre thing.

That's fine but staying in such a hotel...

- What do I say now?

What will you say? It's all his fault!

Whenever you were angry with her,

you stayed in a hotel, didn't you?

Yes.

- Then? Yes, I used to do that.

That's what is set her mind.

You came here without her

and she got angry.

How would she know about

the kind of hotel?

Who are you?

- Me?

I'm his brother-in-law.

She is my sister.

Hadn't I asked you to take care

of your sister?

Why did you let her get out of a house?

- Out of the house!

That's all! Inspector,

I'm sorry for the trouble.

Are you satisfied now?

- There's no need to say all this!

Just tell him that the next time I'm at

some hotel, he shouldn't arrest me!

This... how can I say this?

- No problem! I'll tell him.

Inspector, henceforth no matter when

and where you meet her, no arrests!

Come, my child. Sit down.

You've come at a very good time.

After 5 days,

your brother-in-law will be married.

Mr. Kishan... Bring her surely

to the wedding.

Yes.

- Promise!

I want just this kind of

a laptop for my Shekhar.

Excuse me, madam. Can I help you?

- What's the price of this laptop?

It's already sold, madam. It's being

billed right now. Someone else...

Okay. Give me another one like this.

- I'm sorry, we're out of stock.

Listen. You can buy this one.

I'll select another one.

No, it's really okay. Thank you.

- You must give the wedding present...

on the first night itself and not later.

Give it to her please.

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