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Synopsis: Kishen is a newspaper baron married to Kaajal, a housewife who suspects her husband of having numerous non-existent affairs. Pooja is the believing wife of ever-philandering globe-trotting businessman Prem. Kishen and Prem are thick pals. Sanjana falls in love with Prem's loyal photographer Sunny and they get engaged. Kishen gets tired of his jealous wife and tries to have an affair with Bobby, a call girl. Due to circumstances, Bobby is introduced as the wife of Kishen during Sanjana's wedding, and as Sunny's wife to Kaajal. It becomes a bundle of confusions when all three couples meet.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Musical
Director(s): Anees Bazmee
  7 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.6
Year:
2005
158 min
441 Views


You've locked up such a pretty and

innocent girl since so many days!

You both fell in love and got married.

You've not committed a sin...

to get so scared! Who is her brother?

I'll talk to him!

Kaajal... why will you take the trouble?

I will... I will take care of it.

- Kishan, I...

Be positive! You must leave or you'll

miss the flight.

Ah, yes! Bye!

Call me as soon as you land!

You saved me today!

Hadn't I told you not to make a sound?

And you screamed!?

I had forbidden you even to peep

from the bathroom!

And you came right out!

- There was a cockroach in the bathroom.

Would it have eaten you?

- I got scared.

You got scared!

If my wife's suspicions had been

confirmed today, you know...

I would have ended up spending

the rest of my life...

in terror in my own house!

Why are you scared now?

She's gone, isn't it? You're saved!

Please! Please! Go from here.

What happened, Sunny?

- I had thought you were an upright man.

I am an upright man, my friend!

- Bye, handsome!

Yes! I can see it!

If you hadn't done so many favours

for me I would have printed...

such a big picture of yours

in the newspaper.

Sunny, I haven't done anything.

I really haven't done anything.

Prem is responsible for all this!

But why did you have to call her

my wife in front of Kaajal?

Should I have called her

my wife instead?

You could have called her my girlfriend.

So that, tomorrow...

I could at least say that she left me,

ran away or died!

You called her my wife!

How do I get rid of my wife now?

What if Sanjana learns about this

so-called wife?

She won't come to know, Sunny.

Whatever has happened...

has happened within these 4 walls!

Just between 4 people!

And I made her your wife. Therefore,

I'll only get the two of you divorced!

I mean, I'd like to see my look-alike.

What is his name? Sh... Sh...

Shekhar.

- Yes, Shekhar. Mr. Shekhar...

Just come here for a minute,

Sweety. Well...

Ms. Nisha, I wanted to ask you something.

Does he really...

Does he really look like me?

- Absolutely! He looks just like you.

Then it's very important to meet him.

I'll call him.

He's gone to office

Okay... how do you know that

he's gone to office?

He's lying to both his wives and

you're enjoying it!

You can stop me from lying.

How can I ask Govinda not to lie?

Why do you have to whistle

when he is lying?

You intend getting married twice!

Lying is no sin for you! Shut up!

That's why you're enjoying so much

and whistling so loudly!

Go out and fight!

- Shut up!

Go and lie! Keep doing that!

Marry twice! Whistle!

We are finished from today!

- But... have you gone crazy?

For such a small thing, you...

- Is this a small for you?

Listen to me! Sanjana... Sanjana...

I promise that from today...

I'll never enjoy such scenes!

I'll never watch such films!

Please forgive me.

On one condition!

You will have to ask my father for

my hand in marriage.

Just the hand!

I want the entire Sanjana!

Dog!

Okay... fine.

- Kaajal, ever since you're back...

from Ajmer you're just involved in this

'best couple' function!

What do I do? The responsibility

is entirely on me!

I've already found 3 couples.

However, I can't understand...

what to do about the 4th! Ah, yes!

How about our Sunny and Bobby?

They will be very good! No, no!

How can both of them come together?

Why?

Well...

- You think so much before speaking...

that unwittingly I start

doubting you!

Be positive, darling! Actually...

Actually, both had a fight.

And Bobby has gone to her

brother's place.

It's not even been 4 days since

they're married...

and Sunny has already

started fighting!

The poor girl is so nice!

- We know how nice she really is!

What?

I mean, we both know what a nice girl

she is, isn't it?

But he feels she is trouble!

He won't go!

All right! I'll call him then.

Listen! Look... He's already

very unhappy. He'll be tensed too!

I'll talk to him. I'll try...

- No trying!

Both should come for the function Or

I'll reach Bobby's place!

What?

- Yes!

Sir! Hi!

Good that you called me here.

Sunny, we hold a 'best couple'

competition every year.

This year, Kaajal has registered

yours and Bobby's name.

You and Bobby will have to pretend...

to be husband and wife for just

a couple of hours in that function...

Hey! Where are you going?

What happened to you?

Who are you?

- What!

How are we related?

What right do you have

to ask me for help?

Hey! You just said that you could

even lay down your life for me!

Yes! So will you really

kill me for that?

But, Sunny... look...

- No!

What did you say the other day?

'Whatever has happened... '

'has happened within these 4 walls.

Just 4 people know about it.'

Now you want to announce this to the

entire city of Goa that she is my wife?

Look... look, brother...

You can't understand.

You can't understand, brother.

Sanjana hates lies and you're

asking me to lie in public.

You don't know... Judo, Karate, Kung Fu...

she knows everything!

I know. But what will happen

if Kaajal finds out the truth?

She tries to kill herself for

the smallest of things!

Will she be able to handle

something so big?

She'll kill herself!

She will die!

Look, brother... help me one last time.

- If Sanjana comes to know about it...

this will anyway be the last time

that I'll help you!

To get out of this problem, we will...

I can't see any way out for myself!

In fact, I'm getting more into trouble!

I had come to take you along with

me to Sanjana's place...

and talk about our marriage.

- We will talk! We will go to her place!

Be positive!

Everything will be fine!

How?

- I've learnt how to lie.

I'll get you and Sanjana married!

Are you lying to me by any chance?

No, my friend!

You are my younger brother!

There's a problem.

- Another problem?

No one knows her address here.

She's also not been coming...

to the club since the last

couple of days.

I think she must be busy

with another party!

So you know her schedule too!

- We must find her.

Where?

- In the entire city!

"Where are you?"

"Where are you?"

"Hi, gorgeous!"

"Where are you?"

"Where are you?"

"We are lost in your love!"

"Where are you?"

"We are lost in your love!"

"We wild and whacky."

"Unconcerned with the world."

"We have been searching for you

everywhere."

"Where are you?"

"Where are you?"

"Hi, gorgeous!"

"No one understands our pain!"

"Who should we share our grief with?"

"Where can we find the shore?"

"Having lost both the worlds!"

"We should your name aloud on the

streets!"

"Where are you"

"We are lost in your love!"

Hey! Go on! Get lost!

I can't pretend to be a wife!

Be positive! We're ready to pay

as much money you want.

But, I'm going out of town with

him for 3 days.

Yes, let's go.

- Look, brother...

it's very important that

she come with us today.

It's equally important for her

to come with me today.

Brother, you can't understand!

- It's you who can't understand!

I've been trying to get into a

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Anees Bazmee

Anees Bazme is an Indian film producer and director in Bollywood. He is best known for directing comedy films like No Entry (2005), Welcome (2007) and Singh Is Kinng (2008), among others. more…

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