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Synopsis: Kishen is a newspaper baron married to Kaajal, a housewife who suspects her husband of having numerous non-existent affairs. Pooja is the believing wife of ever-philandering globe-trotting businessman Prem. Kishen and Prem are thick pals. Sanjana falls in love with Prem's loyal photographer Sunny and they get engaged. Kishen gets tired of his jealous wife and tries to have an affair with Bobby, a call girl. Due to circumstances, Bobby is introduced as the wife of Kishen during Sanjana's wedding, and as Sunny's wife to Kaajal. It becomes a bundle of confusions when all three couples meet.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Musical
Director(s): Anees Bazmee
  7 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.6
Year:
2005
158 min
441 Views


I would have probably never doubted

you had I given you a child!

But I don't know why

I have this fear...

that your desire of fatherhood might

compel you to desert me!

Kishan! I cannot live without my love!

I just cannot!

Look... Look, you are going to Ajmer,

isn't it?

Everything will be all right.

Be positive!

On reaching there, I'll pray not

only for my child...

but for our relationship as well.

I feel that someone has cast an evil

eye on our relationship.

Lakshmi!

- I've called her. Look Lakshmi...

Sir should have his meals on time.

I know that once I am gone, you'll

eat outside.

And one falls ill after eating outside.

And when I come back, I want to see you

just the way you are now. Ah, yes!

If his head or hand hurt, massage them.

There is nothing wrong in that.

Okay, go and work.

Oh! My bag! Look,

I have kept some clothes...

for Ram Gopal and his family.

Please give them to him... Please!

Why... why are you taking my picture?

Well, will I be able to stay

without you for 2 days?

I'll just be back.

- You mean...

you are going, isn't it?

Of course!

But one must not say that.

But it creates confusion!

- Okay.

I'll be off.

Yes, Kishan, shoot! What?

The programme is cancelled!

Put your snap too, Pooja.

Yes. What happened?

- I don't feel like cheating on her.

She loves me very much.

That's because you're getting

such a big contract...

for the first time. Look at me!

I have no fear!

I'm used to it. I'm used to it, man!

No, Prem, I don't feel right

going into a 'No Entry'!

These shortcuts are not for me,

my friend.

I'll take the main road

as I usually do.

Well, brother, one must never

let a good opportunity pass!

Isn't that right, Pooja?

- Yes, brother, he's absolutely right!

Did you hear that? And listen...

That party must be reaching

at any minute.

Oh my God!

- Why are you scared?

Meet her with full confidence!

And impress her so much...

that whenever she does business...

she does it only with you!

Hello! Prem, look...

- I'm going to South Africa today.

Look now, don't waste

my hundred thousand.

One hundred thousand!

- Yes!

But there's a guarantee that

you'll feel...

that the job was worth one million!

And I'm telling you with

full experience that...

this party is fantastic!

I'll hang up now.

Sorry, I'm a bit late.

Look... I was saying. Bobby...

Can we have this programme

some other day?

You sat down!

- I've kept 100 people waiting for you!

And you are trying to chase

me from here!

The money that Prem had given you...

I'm not asking you to return it.

What do you think?

I've come to you for the 25,000?

25,000.

He told me it's a hundred thousand!

25,000 rupees! I can refuse

it 2,500 times for you!

Because it's not money but love

that's between us!

It's a matter of the heart!

It's a secret!

A secret!

Let the secret remain a secret!

Please... Please, go away from here.

Where is the washroom?

- Washroom? ...There.

Listen to me.

Come out fast, please.

5 minutes.

- Fast! Fast!

Oops! I forgot my ticket at home!

Driver, take the car home.

"Why are you going having stolen

my heart?"

"What makes you trouble me like this?"

"Why are you going having stolen

my heart?"

"What makes you trouble me like this?"

"I've been waiting for you

since so long."

"Why do you refuse to come close?"

Lakshmi! Where is your master?

- He's gone to the guesthouse.

"Both of us are full of desire!"

"This distance makes us

grow impatient!"

"O' my darling!"

"Our breaths are afire!"

"Sweetheart..."

"The surroundings are weaving magic!"

"Both of us are wanton!"

"I'm casting my spell over you!"

"I've been waiting for you

since so long."

"Why do you refuse to come close?"

"Why are you going having stolen my

heart?"

"What makes you trouble me like this?"

Why did you take so long

to open the door?

I was in the bathroom...

I'm not feeling well.

That is why I couldn't hear the bell.

But what are you doing here?

- What am I doing here? Yes...

I've heard that there's going

to be an income-tax raid.

That's why I had come here to

hide the files...

in the bathroom.

- In the bathroom?

They'll be wet in there!

Don't worry!

I know what should be hidden where!

But, you're here!

- I just forgot my ticket.

Then I remembered that

you also forgot...

to give me money to make an offering.

Well! I'm also a little... forgetful!

Why are your hands trembling so much?

Well... I'm not feeling well.

I'm feeling a bit cold too!

That's strange! Where is Sunny?

- Sunny!

Sunny has gone to get my medicines.

Better move or you will

miss the flight.

C'mon, let's go.

A 'ladies' sandal?

- Is it a lady's sandal?

Can't you see?

- It is a ladies sandal.

Whose is it?

- Must be of some lady.

I know that but whose is it?

- That... That...

We'll have to ask Sunny.

I'll ask him.

You must leave, darling.

Or you'll miss the flight!

This jacket?

Jacket...?

It surely belongs to Sunny.

It's a ladies jacket.

Ladies... it can't belong

to Sunny then.

Then who could it belong to?

- That...

We'll have to ask Sunny that as well!

You doubt me, isn't it?

You are doubting me again!

Does this house belong to me? Yes,

it is.

I mean, it belongs to us. But...

but it's Sunny who stays here!

What Sunny does here...

why does he keep a ladies jacket?

How am I supposed to know that?

- I was just asking.

I did not doubt you.

- But I'm the one who is hurt!

It is my heart that is burning!

I do feel that you doubt me!

Okay, I'll leave or

I'll miss the flight.

Okay, leave.

Cockroach!

Who is she?

- She is... she is...

Yes, tell me. Or will I have to ask

Sunny about this!

Sunny! Kaajal, what I was saying...

- What were you saying?

Is she the same... Income tax file?

I had just begun trusting you, Kishan.

And as soon as I left...

You cheated on me in such a big way!

I haven't cheated on you.

- So, why don't you tell me?

Who is she? What is she doing here?

- What is this, brother? You just...

Idiot! And duffer! You're in trouble!

- In trouble?

I told you so many times not to

hide anything from Kaajal.

What have I hidden?

- What have you hidden?

Tell her the truth now at least!

She doubts me!

What do I tell her?

- What will you tell her? I'll tell her.

Kaajal, this is Bobby... Sunny's wife.

Wife! When did you get married, Sunny?

- Uh... just now.

What do you mean by 'just now'?

- I mean... just now...

About a week ago...

A week... Just a week back.

She's not wearing a 'mangalsutra'!

- How can she?

Why can't she?

Bobby... Bobby...

Bobby is Christian, you see.

- Yes.

They wear a ring.

- They wear rings, you know!

Christianity...

But why did you hide this from me?

Ask him. Tell her, brother!

Actually, Bobby's brother is

an underworld don.

He was against their love.

And they got married.

Now he's roaming around openly

with a knife!

He says that he wants to kill

his brother-in-law...

and make his sister a widow!

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Anees Bazmee

Anees Bazme is an Indian film producer and director in Bollywood. He is best known for directing comedy films like No Entry (2005), Welcome (2007) and Singh Is Kinng (2008), among others. more…

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