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Synopsis: Kishen is a newspaper baron married to Kaajal, a housewife who suspects her husband of having numerous non-existent affairs. Pooja is the believing wife of ever-philandering globe-trotting businessman Prem. Kishen and Prem are thick pals. Sanjana falls in love with Prem's loyal photographer Sunny and they get engaged. Kishen gets tired of his jealous wife and tries to have an affair with Bobby, a call girl. Due to circumstances, Bobby is introduced as the wife of Kishen during Sanjana's wedding, and as Sunny's wife to Kaajal. It becomes a bundle of confusions when all three couples meet.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Musical
Director(s): Anees Bazmee
  7 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.6
Year:
2005
158 min
437 Views


"I have fallen in love with love!"

"My love, you are the goal of

my lovelorn heart."

"In love!"

"These fragrant meetings filled

with nervous emotions."

"Something about you makes

me forget everything."

"This yearning of my loneliness,

scattered all over my rocking dreams..."

"...has kept me engrossed since dusk."

"Such a captivating tale of yours..."

"...makes my heart crave for you!"

"What has this love done to me?"

"Something seems to be impending..."

"...something has already happened!"

"My love, you are the goal of

my lovelorn heart."

"In love!"

What has happened to you today,

Kaajal?

There's this strange

warmth in your love.

You? What are you doing here?

I saw your wife going out.

I thought, I shouldn't loose

this opportunity.

So I came in.

Try jumping in the sea of love once.

One dip in it will never

let you want to come out.

Why are you so much after me?

Even I don't know that.

But I find you very alluring.

Finding you before me makes my heart...

...skip a beat.

Listen, if my wife happens

to come here...

not only are you going to get killed

for sure, she will also kill me.

Such a henpecked man?

Not henpecked. I love her a lot.

- So who's stopping you?

Spend 23 hours with her and

allot me only one hour.

I am head-over-heels in love with you.

She might be back any moment now.

You are being so inhospitable.

Ask for a glass of water, at least.

- Right away.

Here, take this...

What happened?

- Nothing.

For whom is this cold drink?

What do you mean by 'for whom? '

It's for you, sweetheart!

You were out in the sun.

- One doesn't feel the sun in an AC car.

What has happened to, you?

I smell something fishy here.

Fishy? But we have no fish in

the house. How can you smell it?

Wow! What a beautiful dress!

You look so pretty and inviting.

I feel like loving you!

Kishan, what's gone wrong

with you all of a sudden?

Nothing has gone wrong!

It's all intentional.

I really love you... I really

love you, Kaajal.

He is so tensed and here you are,

laughing at him?

What else should I do? Shed tears?

He is one great soul

who wants to steal mangoes...

but is also scared of falling

off from the tree.

Am I interested in Bobby?

Are you asking this or

telling this to me?

None of the two.

I am just cursing my luck...

for having gone to the club with you

and getting trapped in this situation.

I would have been ruined had

Kaajal spotted me.

Is it? I will just call up Bobby

and tell her that Kishan hates her.

Forget your home she won't

step even in your lane.

Just see his face turning pale!

Actually his boring

life suits him well.

The same office, the same home

and the same wife.

Forget bothering about Kaajal

and embrace Bobby.

Do something, at least.

Applying one's mind combined

with smart lies...

will never get a man being caught

by his wife.

Sister, it becomes

very tough for me...

whenever you observe this vow of

silence.

Do you know why is she

crying so bitterly?

Only tomorrow will that be possible.

She has never broken her vow of

silence in all these 7 years.

I might as well come tomorrow.

Listen...

You broke your vow?

- I had to.

Kishan was expressing too much

love, yesterday.

That's good, isn't it?

- Not good. It creates suspicion.

Whenever the quantity of a man's

love undergoes any change...

the wife should consider

having lost him.

I will have to turn a detective

for him now.

Only then will he be

caught red-handed.

Wipe yourself dry, sir.

- Thanks.

How's my little doll?

- I'm fine.

Don't worry at all.

No one will learn about it.

Here... keep this money.

Go on... keep it. I told you that

no one will learn about it.

Just take care of my doll.

I'll leave now. Bye!

Bye, my child!

- Bye!

Kaajal! Kaajal... That... I...

- There is no need to explain!

I have seen everything myself! Since

when has all this been going on?

Kaajal, be positive.

Whatever you're thinking...

It's not that way, Kaajal!

- It is!

You are just what I had thought

you were!

Look, Kaajal, listen to me...

- Just, tell me this...

because I don't know!

What does she have that I don't?

Kaajal, you are not in your senses!

She is a married woman!

She has a child!

So you are having an affair

with a married woman!

According to you, a man and

a woman can have...

just one relationship, isn't it?

Come! Come on!

Do you recognize him?

- Ram Gopal!

Yes, it's Ram Gopal.

He was the chief editor of our

newspaper since the last 8 years.

But do you know why...

he is trying to make these

funny paintings to run his home?

Because he lost both his legs

in an accident 6 months ago!

I really tried to help him.

However, he is a proud man.

He did not agree.

Since they were unable

to pay the fees...

his innocent daughter was

thrown out of school!

These people were almost

on the streets!

Since then, I come here discreetly

to help them in some way! And you!

You have crossed all the limits

of suspicion, Kaajal!

I regret having married a woman

like you and ruining my life!

"Everyone likes my face."

"Everyone falls in love with me."

"Everyone likes my face."

Go ahead and drink! Drink, my friend!

Drink this too!

Another 4 doubles, please!

You are not at fault here.

This is the result of...

your wife's suspicion and an

award for your honesty!

There is a limit to suspicion!

A limit to suspicion!

You know, it's understood that

when a man goes out...

he puts a lock on the door.

A person checks once...

or twice but your wife...

she keeps sitting next to the lock!

You are an honest man.

If I was in your place...

I would have sneaked in from the back,

taken everything and...

I would have changed the lock too!

No Entry!

Let me tell you something.

What gives you...

all the grief in this world? A woman!

And who gives you all the

happiness in this world?

A woman! Well, if one woman has

hurt you so much...

let another woman give you

some happiness!

"Love me, honey!"

"Kiss me, honey!"

"There's no one like me!"

Listen to me.

One made you cry with grief.

This one will make

you cry with happiness!

Do you want her?

- No, my friend.

No! Are you crazy?

Just look at her!

I mean, not now.

- Not now, but you do mean...

that you want her, isn't it? Good!

- Tomorrow, Kaajal...

Kaajal is going to Ajmer tomorrow.

She's going?

I'll send her in the morning.

But where will I take her?

Why do you have the guesthouse then?

The guesthouse is made just for her!

"Just me!"

"There's no one like me!

No, no, no, no! Just me!"

Shall I leave?

- Yes, fine.

Kaajal!

I know that I'm not worthy of

your forgiveness.

Please forgive me!

- No, no. It's all right.

I've been with you since

so many years.

But I've never understood you!

I have never valued your love!

- Kaajal!

But I've realised my mistake after

last night's incident.

I've realised that you can never even

look at another woman!

Please get up.

- I promise that...

I'll never doubt you again. Never!

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Anees Bazmee

Anees Bazme is an Indian film producer and director in Bollywood. He is best known for directing comedy films like No Entry (2005), Welcome (2007) and Singh Is Kinng (2008), among others. more…

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